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QUICK Jow Forums I NEED A ONE-LINER

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Voda Consulting?

>Don't worry, it's only (whatever catridge you are going to fire)

DESPITE MAKING UP 1% OF THE POPULATION I'LL BE COMMITTING 100% OF THE MURDERS HERE TODAY.

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Yeah.

So comeback, so deadly, so many bullets wheee!

nigger

¡Viva Guaido, communista mierda!

Pointless. If you knew what you were doing, then everyone would have ear protection on.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WHAT'S THAT? SOMEONE HAS DETENTION?

This is user the turbo faggot and welcome to jackass.

MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD!

this will blow your mind

Merry fuckin' Christmas

you’re 3.27 million people?

He didn't say which population he was 1% of.

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He's coming right for us!

"Texas is now Mexico" - Jose Martinez 2019

(OP)
Looks like someone's riding the bullet train

facts don't care about your feelings *bang*bang*

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Step back or you'll be talking like Forrest Gump the rest of your life.

“Mexico is now Texas”
Zombie Sam Houston 2020

Blow it in my ass

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*gruff action hero voice
"here comes the knot"

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR PAVEL

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"take ur hand off my dick and Ill shoot you"

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"It's just been revoked."

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.

Why my pp hard

You've yeed your last haw

shit spanish
guaido is maxi bluepill

Big ol' bepis :D

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Heil Hitler.

The democrat political plan in photos.

"Well mine's real"

You're gonna show me the tears of time now.

*LESS THAN ONE PERCENT
Would make it pitch-perfect.

"Here comes the stapler!"

Uhhh... Looks like I'm g-going to be shooting you now. D-Do you have any... uhhhh... last words or something?
HIIIYAAAAAAAAAAH. Based and tardpilled.

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Looks like you nigged when you should have nogged. *bang*

looks that way

You show vagene now I show bob.

I’m going to fuck this hole after

Your Spanish sucks ass, stay in the US mutt

Based

>very thick, very bad Italian accent

IS A FAMILY RECIPE

You may feel a slight sting...

What population only contains 100 people?

"Guys you haven't sucked off"

I'd bet dollars to donuts that gat is loaded and the ceiling is full of holes

Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

Twice in one dat

SHEEEEEEIT BOYYYYYYYYYYY

So is he killing another one of the guys whose dicks i haven’t sucked, or myself, because thats about the only way that would make sense.

tom harding was right why did they shoot a man before throwing him out the plane?

your pulse is good you seem healthy