Venezuela Happenings 2: Guaido Boogaloo

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Just to recap:
>Guaido and co. have called for open rebllion against Maduro
>Large portions of National Guard and local police have joined Guaido
>Venezuelan troops loyal to Maduro ran over protestors outside an airbase
>Guaido's troops have freed 2 notable leaders of the anti-Maduro resistance after 5 years of house arrest
>Sec. State Mike Pompeo claims that Maduro tried to leave the country for Havana today, only to be "convinced" to stay the Russian forces in his country
>The US Navy is currently sailing 2 carrier strike groups, 1 from each coast, to Venezuela, along with roll-on roll-off landing ships.
>Jow Forums has boots on the ground, and has captured the general in charge of arms production for venezuela. Source: twitter.com/KommandoBlog/status/1123342942641577985

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>Jow Forums has boots on the ground, and has captured the general in charge of arms production for venezuela.
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AVE NEX ALEA, OUR PROPHET BOLTON WILL REIGN FIRE AND FURY FROM THE SKYS

They already kidnapped a high-ranking member of the regime. This is great.

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We aren't just in a good timeline. We're in the best possible timeline.

There is very little Jow Forumsommandos would be able to do on their own if Russia or China starts bringing combined-arms assets to the party. Venezuela can easily become the stage of a heavyweight fight.

What a time to be alive.

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But they won't because the US has not one, but TWO carriers on the way.

The USS Theodore Roosevelt is one of two CVNs getting involved. Even after death, Teddy's still kicking dirty foreigners out of our Caribbean.

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Gee America, how come your mom lets you have TWO carriers?

What do we know of the Jow Forumsommando team(s) in operation? Jow Forumsommandoblog mentioning 'each unit' suggests more than one team, but they arrived 'by plane' (one plane?) and have some liason with the local military and access to firearms. Their primary goal is Maduro, but they also seem to be taking targets of opportunity

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>CAVIM chief

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Because someone has to carry NATO.

Glorious days, Jow Forumsommandos!

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worst coup ever. it failed and fizzled out in a day.
CIA sucks nigger dicks now.

Just how are they going to get there?
Antonov or ship?
Seizing the airports and container ship docks are the key.
Then will be radio and TV stations.
Next will be power and internet infrastructure.
Then the civilian relief supplies come in.

Communism can't do that shit.

Assuming these guys are some of our best I'm willing to bet they're gathering the support of the locals to aid them, as well as putting those infographs to good use.

International Brigades when fellow communist Jow Forums members??

Please do this. I'd love for the US to have an excuse to kill our commies at the same time we kill Venezuela's.

>pinkos
>on my Jow Forums
lmao you fags can't even capture high ranking Venezuelan generals

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Redpill me on him

What will he do in Venezuela after he wins?

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Not starve his people.

my take is that it's 2 or 3 groups of 3-5 friends who've got a contact or two over there, and have been planning this for some time (having weapons and local transport ready)

>What will he do in Venezuela after he wins?
No user. We are Venezuela now.

Sell everything to the US of A, then move to the US for free gibz

He's the interim president, elected by the assembly, so quite possibly nothing. A likely candidate for the elections (whenever they happen) will be Leopoldo Lopez, an outspoken politician who led the initial push against Maduro 5 years ago before being jailed. Guaido and his troops freed him from house arrest along with one other politician today.

Then yeah, they're probably building support and getting supplies. Possibly trying to make contact with an outside faction as I don't think they'll try to be an independent third party.
But if they ARE an independent third party...hoo boy are we in for a trip.

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AMLO told America to stop their intervention in Venezuela. How long until AMLO is Coul by the Mexican Military?

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We want AK-103s, completes and parts kits!

What is the known order of battle for the United Statian naval groups inbound to Venezuela?

twitter.com/KommandoBlog/status/1123342942641577985

posting this again to let the people here know

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Be a puppet

Only source we have is OSINT, obviously, but here it is:
twitter.com/intel_radar24/status/1123348821243777025
According to him, 2 CVNs, one from each coast, 1 RoRo ship (pic related), and at least one Fast Combat Support Ship. Of course, this would imply that the carriers are steaming with their escorts in tow. There's likely more, as evidenced by an user who claims that he works on a USN hospital ship, and will be deploying in the southern hemisphere within the next 30 days.

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Further confirmation of at least the Eisenhower heading down.
twitter.com/steffanwatkins/status/1123359569135190016

I wanna believe this Jow Forumsamando in courtry talk but i havent really seen any solid proof.

All their photos and claims are things that happened with a few hours of the coup announcement yet they are saying they flew in? They also aren't first hand breaking news these events are things that happened 12+ hours ago and are public knowledge. The photos of the accomplishments they are claiming were also floating around social media for half a day as well.

A blurry chin selfie with a time stamp doesn't really prove much as well. When i get a timestamp next to proof ill begin to believe

In more recent news, the leader of the Venezuelan secret police Manuel Ricardo Cristopher Figuera has denounced his loyalty to the current regime in a letter, the authenticity of which was verified by the Associated Press.
foxnews.com/world/venezuela-secret-police-head-breaks-with-maduro
>Figuera wrote that while he always had been loyal to Maduro, "the time has come to seek new ways of doing politics" to try and "rebuild the country."

Well, someone texted the image of a captured general to someone that knows KommandoBlog. So far, the picture hasn't shown up anywhere else, so if it's to be believed (big if to be fair) even if the Jow Forumsommie Jow Forumsillers are larping, they personally know someone who isn't.

This is huge. Between the National Guard, whose role was internal security and the suppression of coups, and now the chief of the secret police, Maduro is quickly running out of allies. Guaido is claiming that he has multiple military brass on his side, but that's a bit more dubious. Should be interesting to see if any spooky shit happens over the night. It's worth noting that the Venezuelan military does not mass-issue NVGs, while the US, and likely any Russians in the country, do.

Even the fake Turkish coup was more eventful than this. Pathetic

>Protestors being run over in the streets by APCs
>2 major resistance figures being freed from imprisonment after 5 years
>The defection of the national guard and leader of the secret police
>An attempt by Maduro to escape before being talked down by Russia
>Oh, and the US sending not one, but two CSGs to fuck shit up
Yeah, totally uneventful.

this, after a few hours today it looked like a failed attempt, its not even trending on twitter anymore

t.

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but maybe the glownigs are just reevaluating their strats

Is TKB involved in the coup?

Their chief of secret police defected. I'd say the strats are working alright so far.

>What will he do in Venezuela after he wins?
Become a puppet state where the mega rich Americans buy all of the natural resources while denying rights to the Citizens (no more Single payer healthcare, no more Education for all no more Social programs etc).

It's 8:00 AM in Moscow

I wonder if we'll get a Venezuela Victor like we got Baghdad Bob.

t.

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^This

Rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

Maduro was claiming that the coup was defeated like 5 minutes after it began, so I think it's gonna be a combo Bob/Saddam deal this time around.

It is true though.
Guaido literally sold his country out for a dime.

>Protestors being run over in the streets by APCs
No one even died. The Turkey coup had helicopters strafing the streets
>2 major resistance figures being freed from imprisonment after 5 years
Who then pussied out and sought refuge at Chilean diplomatic residence in Caracas
>The defection of the national guard
All 50 of them, which is why the coup failed - army support backed out
twitter.com/BrazilBrian/status/1123275762562404354
>and leader of the secret police
Funny how the branch that's responsible for allegedly suppressing the populace are the traitors, ain't it?
>An attempt by Maduro to escape before being talked down by Russia
According to neocon in chief Pomped. Debunked by Russia
rt.com/news/458016-maduro-slams-pompeo-flee-country/
>Oh, and the US sending not one, but two CSGs to fuck shit up
Wake me up when bombs start flying. Before then, I sleep

>Implying it's possible to be any poorer than Venezuela currently is
You do know that Venezuela was the richest country in South America until Chavez took power, right? Socialism kills.

>citing RT as a source
kek

It's over

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>It's 8:00 AM in Moscow
Why yes it is and your problem with Moscow is what? only extreme Neo-cons and Neo-Liberals have some beef with Moscow.
>Rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
Does anyone really think Worker rights, Unionzation and positive Social programs would keep after the fall of Maduro? The People of Venezuela if Maduro falls will be back on the sugar plantations or the oil fields working for minimal pay so Americans can enjoy cheaper prices (while their quality of life will go down even worse then the current state).

Until the carriers arrive on station.

>citing state department as a source
FUCKING KEK

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Anything Mike Pompeo says is BS so i am more on the side of RT as he wants to so called Liberate Iran for the benefit of Israel and the US despite Iran not being the nation which produces Terrorists rather our gallant allies the Saudis

>Does anyone really think Worker rights, Unionzation and positive Social programs would keep after the fall of Maduro?
I'm sorry, how have those helped Venezuela in the midst of this clusterfuck? When 10% of a country's population flees in a year, you know that's a bad sign.

Less untrustworthy than subhuman slavic propoganda.

That capture was 10 hours before the kommando claimed it and the pic is freely found on Venezuelan twitter. It was the head of the company that makes guns for the army not sure if he was a general or not.

It was also a city over from the air base "shootout" that they also claim they were at.

That shootout never happened either as there were 5+ live streams there the whole time. What really happened is some pro coup national gaurd were on the bridge mingling with protesters and when the air base fired tear gas at them to disperse the crowd the fired into the air in a panic and the dissapeared and never turned up again

As i said my biggest doubt are them claiming to be in all these opening actions if the coup but then also flying in 12 hours after the fact?

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>I'm sorry, how have those helped Venezuela in the midst of this clusterfuck?
You mean the mostly US caused mess Venezuela is in with their attempted CIA coup and Sanctions hurting the People? yes the Venezuelans did not diversify the source of income (relying too much on oil) but the real reason People are getting out of there is the attempted coup where if it succeeds thousands will die.
>When 10% of a country's population flees in a year, you know that's a bad sign.
Any Country in bad times and when a direct war is upon them People will leave, given a bad enough bloodbath id bet about 10 percent of Americans would leave the Country if it got to the point of a bloodier Civil war (or if the Nazis actually won and invaded us).
But of course afterwards if Guaido wins the Venezuelan People will suffer even more as those things i mentioned will end (the things which benefit the Citizens and not just the mega rich).

It's definitely possible that the Jow Forums thing is BS. However, the rest seems pretty legit. There's videos of APCs running over civvies, they've freed the 2 biggest opponents to Maduro from house arrest, and the chief of their secret police posted a letter saying that it's time to change. If you want to believe the US state dept, Maduro attempted to leave the country before he was convinced to stay by Russia, and they are in talks with multiple members of the Venezuelan government. Even if they're lying, which is always possible in situations like this, they're clearing getting in a stance to depose him. This is ignoring the fact that the Navy currently has 2 CVNs and their associated escorts steaming south as we speak. It's gonna hit the fan soon if things don't deescalate.

>As i said my biggest doubt are them claiming to be in all these opening actions if the coup but then also flying in 12 hours after the fact?
The original plan for the major protest was to be on May the 1st, which had been announced for some time now. Allegedly, news broke that Maduro was about to be making arrests in the higher echelons of the resistance before they could march. As a result, the resistance movement had to act before it was all ready.

>Anyone on this board thinking Jow Forums is actually capable of doing shit like this.
I'm not sure why you even bothered with analyzing the claim user.

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Immediately take out a half trillion dollars of (((loans)))

28 weeks later, Dead Set and Dawn of the dead all-in-one

>they're gathering local aids
typical barbarian invaders

>Sanctions on individuals in the government come in 2014, ones on industry come in 2017
Venezuela's been going to shit since Chavez came to power over a decade ago.
If you genuinely believe the sanctions are the cause, you're either not aware of the whole situation or arguing in bad faith.

The reason the Venezuelan economy crashed was due to the fact that they nationalized the oil industry, scaring foreign investors out, used the profits solely for social programs (which isn't inherently bad), didn't reinvest any profits into the oil infrastructure (causing a huge amount of disrepair and decreased production), and then began enforcing draconian laws on anyone who spoke out against the regime using Collectivos and the military, which scared most of the educated out of the country. The other big issue that's made things worse for them is the fact that the US has transitioned to cheaper light sweet crude found in the Dakotas, so there isn't any reason to buy from them anymore.

Also, Venezuela is allowing itself to be used as a tool by both Russia and China, America's strategic enemies, so it's not like they can expect to keep doing that unhindered just across the Caribbean.

They don't have enough of the military. They're going to get crushed.

I can't wait for the next theater of multigenerational, pointless American war to be a little closer to home - because you know that's what Pompeio and the same cabal endlessly agitating for war with Iran is definitely whispering into Trump's ear.

Hey I’ve tied down that ship before in Corpus Christi, TX. That bitch is massive.

What does Venezuela have in the way of a navy? Or an air force?

Now that massive bitch is full of American armor and steaming to an "undisclosed location."

Idk i just didnt expect Jow Forums to literally believe everything they read without any source or proof considering how often bullshit stats and reports are leveled against gun owners


In the first few threads some guy was claiming the airfield had been stormed and was on fire and when i linked a live stream of the airfield being fine he called me a russian shill cause it was a RT stream.

So far, Maduro claims the coup is over, while Guaido is claiming he has some support. Given the fact that the US military likely arrives in a day or two, and Guaido is still at large along with the 2 rebel leaders he freed, the national guard, and (allegedly) some military brass, I think he may be ok.

Or it'll get sunk while en route by Cuban AIP submarines.

Because that'll totally not lead to the utter destruction of the Maduro regime, right guys?

Arguing with squeakers, shills, zealots and glowniggers is inherently pointless.

Brehs, you know what a war with Venezuela means, right?

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Oh no he's going to change a system that doesn't work!?

Fuck yeah, finally a war with hot chicks again.

Daily reminder to all stormniggers that Venezuela has nothing to do with muh Israel.

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Time to C O L O N I Z E

Remember, Venezuela is the GOAT when it comes to beauty pageants.

Also a reminder to leftypol that your commie brethren are about to get massacred, and you're too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

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>Venezuela's been going to shit since Chavez came to power over a decade ago
No as i could probably trace the nonsense back to the late 1800 to early 1900's with America increasing their control of Latin America such as having American Business basically control their Countries while the Citizens kept poor (aside from those at the top of the United fruit company and the Standard fruit company). Cuba is a big example of American control as while it was Independent (technically) Americans owned most of the land till Fidel had to come along to strip them of their power.
>nationalized the oil industry, scaring foreign investors out, used the profits solely for social programs
Which was bad because of the fact that they used that as the majority source of revenue when the prices eventually fell on it.
>Venezuela is allowing itself to be used as a tool by both Russia and China
So instead of being a puppet to them the US wants Venezuela to be a correct puppet to it.
>America's strategic enemies
Yes and that is why America opened up free trade deals to China to where most products are being made in our Enemy state.
>so it's not like they can expect to keep doing that unhindered just across the Caribbean
Venezuela is an Independent nation and America wants to screw that up and make Venezuela a puppet so they can obtain their oil reserves and then cut the Social programs which benefit the Citizens (also possibly using Venezuela to grow fruit or make cheap products).

Piss off, commie

Pretty sure they scrapped their foxtrots. Also AIP foxtrots? Fucking hilarious.

Piss off puppet

I hope Cuba gets involved so we can wipe out communism on the Western hemisphere entirely.

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>No as i could probably trace the nonsense back to the late 1800 to early 1900's with America increasing their control of Latin America
Wrong, Venezuela was the richest country in Latin America before their oil industry began to collapse in the 80s-90s. US meddling certainly didn't help set them up for success, but they were a model in the mid 20th century.

>So instead of being a puppet to them the US wants Venezuela to be a correct puppet to it.
Yes, that's generally how geopolitics works. You don't want hostile foreign powers building ties near your territory. It's exactly the same reason why Russia is funding rebellion in Eastern Ukraine, and China is building islands in the South China Sea. You can either play the game, or allow yourself to be at a disadvantage to your enemies.

A man can only hope.

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>Given the fact that the US military likely arrives in a day or two
Considering Russia is in that they would escalate conflicts even further (like the US putting NATO troops near the Russian border) and Russia is not so prepared to give up Venezuela like that (meaning Trump could cause a war then id have to become a traitor and fight on the Russian side).
>Oh no he's going to change a system that doesn't work!?
It doesn't work for the mega rich but for the Citizens (before the fall due to Oil prices going down) it certainly did but of course by working your logic has it to where it only works if millionaries can prosper (fuck the rest of the People).
>Being against America
>Sperging out about the Commies
Go to bed you retirement home ass boomer

Maduro tried to escape to Cuba before Russia told him to man up and try to save their investment, so it's definitely a possibility. Meanwhile, Trump has threatened to restart the embargo and entirely sanction them should they take him in, and Pompeo implied that Maduro would not reach Havana should he decide to leave. Unfucking Cuba is a very real possibility if Maduro decides to go the way of Qaddafi.

>laughs in free market economics and an incredibly small death count

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>before the fall due to Oil prices going down

Its like a state run economy that dies if a major industry starts to lag is fucking stupid or something. Yeah, the system didn't work.

>Wrong, Venezuela was the richest country in Latin America before their oil industry began to collapse in the 80s-90s
Richest for what sect of the population is the question? America is considered one of the richest Countries despite the fact that half of Workers make 30k a year or less and that Reaganistic policies of tax cuts for the rich only further wealth inequality and drive the Workers wages down.
>You don't want hostile foreign powers building ties near your territory
Exactly as that is why the US should get out of Venezuela and stop trying to make them into a puppet state.
>or allow yourself to be at a disadvantage to your enemies
Aka we should be risking war and trying to fuck with Venezuela to not be seen as pussies

>Considering Russia is in that they would escalate conflicts even further (like the US putting NATO troops near the Russian border) and Russia is not so prepared to give up Venezuela like that (meaning Trump could cause a war then id have to become a traitor and fight on the Russian side).
Russia has at most 100 troops in Venezuela and zero way to supply them if the US doesn't allow it. They lack the means to fight a war that far from Russia. At this point, Russia has no say in the matter beyond complaining or potentially retaliating against pro-US regimes closer to their borders.