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>tfw 7 months away from global super power
Everyone laugh at india thread
Oliver Carter
Carter Fisher
Shithole country
John Myers
The yeti is a Himalayan black bear.
Jaxson Johnson
Is there supposed to be a bear in that picture?
Liam Ross
inb4 there is no evidence ithat it wasnt a Yeti and theYeti covenant should show proof they are not missing one
Dylan Bell
Luke Robinson
kek
Zachary Parker
scholars maintain the yeti/bigfoot has unconventional powers: teleportation, phasing, incredible strength, and weather control. should the poos harness these powers, they would certainly hit their stated goal of superpower 2020.
the fact that they are freely admitting to tracking the yeti can only mean they have acquired yeti powers and are sending a message to the world. that message? go hide in the bathroom, planet earth, because that's the only place we won't follow.
Cooper Foster
bruh its just an oversized inbred paki
Anthony Nguyen
listen motherfucks India is a happy country with better heart then pigs
Christian Phillips
India is retarded but this isn't really Jow Forums
Jaxson Williams
I mean, their military is claiming that they found yeti footprints. Either this is about military incompetence, or the impending Indo-Yeti war. Either way, that’s pretty Jow Forums.
Ian Lewis
I see what you did there
Julian Lee
>Indo-Yeti war
>Indian casualties - 37 million
Joshua Wilson
Anybody want to bring up the multiple incidents of burger military encountering spooky shit during training?
Don't cast stones inside glass houses.
Jack Brown
Found the Pajeet
>The Indian army has claimed to have found footprints of the yeti
>this isn't really Jow Forums
Found another
Owen Cruz
Looks like to POOIDF arrived
Kayden Walker
Sweet Jebus, Canada would be Military-less in 18 years at that rate.
Jack Sanchez
>Indian forces deploy into the Himalayas, attempting to flush the Yeti menace out of their territory
>The sheer mass of human excrement near their encampment is too heavy for the mountain to support, producing a deadly avalanche
>The few survivors flee from the mountains, blaming both Yetis and the Pakistanis for the defeat
>Not a single yeti is seen the entire time
Ryan Lee
Fuck you, man. Rock apes are real. You weren’t in ‘Nam. You weren’t there, man.
Brody Foster
Parker Hughes
That’s insane. In 2 years, they lose more troops than the US has lost in the nearly 20 in Afghanistan.
Andrew Bell
yeti is real tho
Benjamin Green
>yeti covenant
kek
Kayden Sullivan
this place has its weener out for skinwalkers and whatnot, shitting on pajeets and talking about /x/-tier shit is right up Jow Forums-street
Jaxon Ross
Indian war of survival
Belligerents:
India - Nobody
Commanders and leaders
Narendra Modi - None
Strength:
1.4 Million Poo in the Loos - None
2.1 Million reserve Poo in the Loos- None
Supported by:
Russia - Nobody
Casualties and losses:
1600 killed 1/1 non-combat deaths - None
6400 missing - None
2200 raped - None
Indian claim:
300 Pakistani Border Guards killed
Result:
Both sides claim victory
Nolan Sanchez
Is Jow Forums-street a designated shitting on pajeets street?
Jason Peterson
Stop posting India threads
That always leads to 5 new China threads sliding real threads from the catalog
Colton Morales
With no of-ramps before you hit Browntown
Colton Diaz
>POOIDF avoiding the thread like a toilet and spamming new China threads in response
Almost too predictable
Jaxson Cook
>he doesn't see the bears
Amateur.