"Here is your gun bro"
"Here is your gun bro"
Chase Lopez
Cameron Jackson
>Someone just hands you a Martini Henry for free
I'd suck their dick on the spot.
Isaiah Murphy
Thanks bro
Caleb Rogers
[Rule Britannia Intensifies]
Christopher Wilson
Ta mate, love this.
Ryan Evans
>chilling at brothers place when shtf
>he grabs his pc, tricked out AR and pistol
>hands you a Martini Henry
>lol sorry bro you should be alright with that I think there's a bayonet around here somewhere?
Unironically something I worry about a lot. Thank God for PSA so wise anons never have to worry about not having a spare beater rifle for family and friends
John Anderson
i literally bought 2 martinis and a single box of kynock ammo in case any shit pops off so i can hand them to democrats and say "all anyone needs is a single shot right?"
James Evans
Wouldn't be free then, gay boy.
Connor Scott
Groovy. Pic most definitely related.
Alexander Nguyen
Thanks man, I’ve legitimately always wanted one of these. I’m glad we’re such good friends. :)
Aaron Ross
Fuck giving them a gun, just take their resources.
Kayden Parker
"You're the guest so you get this gun."
Jason Peterson
"Don't forget your knife"
Isaac Hill
Still better than a nugget.
Xavier Williams
oh my that looks most dangerous to the wielder lol
Christian Hughes
Fuck me, who the hell would use that to turn a bolt? 75% chance that thing slips off the head and stabs or slices something, every time you use it.
Jace Lee
>need to take emergency dick measurement
>all i have is my megaknife3000
>oh well, time's a wastin', need to send over my proof-of-length pronto
>flop junk atop of measurement surface, which is conveniently atop the sharpest blade allowable by law
this knife isn't for me.
Lincoln Rogers
>trying to use that thing for any of its other uses while trying not to slice your hand the fuck open
Ryder Torres
sweet jeebus imagine trying to use the fucking fork on this abortion
Camden Brooks
Imagine killing yourself using that. What a way to go.
Dylan Sanchez
>tobacco pipe
I get everything but that.....
Logan Walker
Oi mate, is this a Henry or Enfield Martini?
Also, don't be fucking stingy with the ammo. Don't wanna be like those braindead quartermasters and ordnance chiefs at Isandlwana who were more stingy than my Jewish Relatives come the holidays.
Hunter White
there's probably a tiny bowl built in, and they have to call it a "tobacco" pipe by law
>t. former mcguyver smoker
Mason Martin
Excellent
Nathaniel Cook
What do you mean sharpest blade allowed by law
Where the fuck are you that they make laws regarding the sharpness of blades?
Henry Sullivan
>grey blanket
Confirmed khyber pass
Jack Lee
That's gotta be a joke
Joseph Bailey
it feels right
like you know how for monster truck shows have those loud commercials?
"$15 pays for the whole seat, but you'll only need the EDGE"
same targe demo