Weapons to fight off female Praying Mantis, what would Jow Forums do ?

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weapons to fight off female Praying Mantis, what would Jow Forums do ?

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perkele birb

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Call Batmantis, of course.

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fugg da bugg

Y would you fight her off, user?
Nature must take it’s course

Just open all the airlocks, except for your medbay, and fight them in there. EZPZ.

that sound like a bad ending

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It's all fun and games until the enemy ship blasts your oxygen supply

It's like a 5'3" Cuban dance instructor trying to fuck a cannibalistic version of that 6'7" Chinese volleyball player.

What are you, gay? Be a man and bomb your own ship. Bonus points if you kill your own crew in the process.

you just step on it

Fire.

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What if getting your head eaten felt like having sex and those last few strands of flesh holding your head on was like the orgasm?

We must investigate

It has to be a sexy mantis mommy though. It probably has some sort of enzyme in it's saliva.

Or something like brain worms

ok

>no bulge
Is that pic supposed to be arousing?

Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
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Soak my clothes in permetherin.

based

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How hard is an insect's exoskeleton? How thick would it be if the insect in question was roughly human sized? What's the weakest cartridge required to punch through the exoskeleton in that scenario?

what do female praying mantises eat prior to mating? does getting dicked make a mantis crave mantis flesh?

I don't need this boner right now.