Let's say that tomorrow a Cleric Beast gets unleashed into the woods near the Uintah Mountains and you're apart of a...

Let's say that tomorrow a Cleric Beast gets unleashed into the woods near the Uintah Mountains and you're apart of a thirty man team of Jow Forums members who have went out there to hunt it. What would you do?

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Shoot it probably.

get the best screamer in the group to go 1v1 in a shouting match while the rest of the company forms a choir for background ambience

Roll between it's legs and poke it to death

attempt to fuck it

I wouldn't honestly worry about it.

Cast Climax and leave.

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Would you fuck a female skin walker?
If she had a fat ass?

Transformed Hunter's Ax, charged R2 between the legs. Maybe transformed Threaded Cane for a bit of style. Hunter's Pistol and molotovs if I'm just going to cheese it.

I put on my dapper hat, fetch my walking stick, and take a long stroll.

Tranquilizer/non-lethal neurotoxin. Lots of it.
Objective should not be to kill it. Objective is to capture it, then release it in Gila/Tonto National Forest, or in the Sierra Nevada range.

There was a thread a year ago, a writefag made a green text of this exact situation.

High volume of fire with blood coated ammo. In the game, a bullet hit during an attack will stun them, so just having all 30 dudes shoot at it will kill it pretty quick without fear of retaliation.

Shoot it with a shotgun
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Turn on my teammates and steal their shit. Then I go home

>Getting dropped into the Unita mountains
>Not stopping along the way to pick up a Mormon trad waifu or two
What’s wrong with you user?

What the fuck man

More like Mormon single mom who was divorced at 21

Not the Cleric Beast.
Haven't played the game, have you?

Peanut butter into belly rub trap. Works on Dogs, what's really the difference?

Think Id rather release it into low income neighborhoods to get rid of the problem.

Bring a trench coat, shotgun, molotovs, and saw.

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I'd fuck Vicar Amelia if she had a fat ass

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