How do I prepare for trailer park combat?

How do I prepare for trailer park combat?

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Get good at entrenching I guess.

Ricky and Julian seem to like Berettas.

As former trailer trash; .38 revolvers, $15 machetes, baseball bats, and Maverick 88s when you need heavy artillery.

What is this pic supposed to be?

drink a 40.

SWAT at a trailer park I used to live in. That probably didnt make the news.

Have you seen the newest seasons? Absolute trash. All of the charm and humor is long gone. Netflix destroyed that show.

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Your trips are an affirmation that what you said is true.

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No but I’ve seen the recent special 1 hr shows when they came out on netflix. It really only worked as an indie low budget show.

>not having your own personal cu chi tunnel system

Lots of homemade grenades (thinking black powder pipebombs) and a network of fellas who have the stones to buddy rush a trailer and chuck a grenade in one. Study the layout of the trailer park and use it to your advantage.

BILLSSSSS

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Piss jug catapult

I honestly can't watch it without Dunsworth. Jim's shenanigans were the best part of this show.

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12 gauge for main weapon
.38 sidearm
Rocks as artillery

Don't forget grandpa's Winchester 1894 .30-30 durr raafel

Need an old pickup truck to use as a battering ram and to haul away loot or garbage.
Some people burn garbage for heat and as a social event.
Stand around and drink and burn old shit.
Throw them 22 bullets in and let's hear em pop.
And old 55 gallon steel drum.

As others have said better get digging

>Juliannn this is a pirates gunnn....
>That's ok, Trevor, that makes you Long John Dickweed


I miss the old shit

Don't ever lack

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80s-late 90s pickup trucks for armored divisions. Chrysler K bodies and panthers for motorized infantry

WTF, does he think he's hunting a dumbass deer or something?

MODS = FAGS

based schiz