I learned to shoot before I learned how to fuck

most of us did. how is this worth a thread?

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>lost virginity at 18
>never even fired a gun until 27
>will probably never have sex again but at least i get to own and fire guns until i die
guns are better than pussy anyway

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You fucked your own sister?

>virgin
>Chad
The levels of cope here are off the fucking charts

>tfw learned to shoot as a six-year-old, got into it at 9
>didn't make fuck before I turned 19
>now 28 and volunteering as range officer or what you call it and teaching young kids to shoot
>really wish I could teach those 12-year-old whores how to fuck before they learn how to shoot

As if sex is worth more then a good fart and vaginas are ugly.

Hello, FBI? Yeah, this post right over here, thanks

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Heavily underrated
>Needing someone else to teach him to shoot
>Not letting the gun itself teach him its ways
Confirmed gun virgin, your knowledge is a perverted underflow.

Started shooting at 6
Papa bought me my own gun at 10
Shot competitively before I ever even saw tits irl.
I shoot better than I fuck...

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I doubt that's saying much.

top kek man

So did any small boy with an air rifle. You're not special

Lost the v-card at 18 and shot a gun a couple months later.
That being said, I shoot more, lol

I’ll trade you

i like guns more than i like sex.

child support vs. new gun

son, im gonna have to go with new gun.

Kek, you're the type of retard that takes memes way too seriously. Now pay attention in class.

kek

Sex is dumb, cuddling is the patricians choice

>vaginas are ugly
My vagina will change you :3

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this is the mind of the guncel.

>I’ll trade you

Would gladly trade all or at least some of my shooting skill for a loving, caring gf who cuddles with me each night. I don’t even want to have sex, I want intimacy with sex being a bonus.

;_;

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>he doesnt gf his guns
Get out fag.

Tho I'd also do the same it's hard to fuck a magwell

>I learned to shoot before I learned how to fuck

Someone put this on a t-shirt.

What do dads think when they hang out with their sons in laws who they know fucked every hole that their little girl had?

Like how do you not get at least disgusted by that slight disrespect if you aren't also a degenerate who has a slight incest bent.

I fuck better than I shoot. Wanna touch tips?
I mean trade tips.
Yeah.

the first time i went shooting, i was 8 years old.

>lost virginity at 15
>shot funs at 18
Im a bigger chad than you

Everyone fucks. It's the reason we're all here. Are you saying every time there is a family event, the father should say "eww you fucked my daughter, gross get away from me" Grow up you fucking virgin. We eat, sleep, shit, breathe and fuck. It's part of life.

Father took the to shooting range with him first time when i was 8 and shot with his .308

Lost virginity at 18

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Eh, a little bit of this, but sometimes it's in your head that this kid fucked your daughter and that probably IS a little gross to think about, because nobody (developmentally normal) wants to think about their family and sexual stuff. It's the same reason your mother freaked out when she caught you jerking off the first time. I think it takes a bit before he eventually comes to like the daughter's boyfriend, once each of them realized the other isn't going to hurt anyone. You ever notice it's always the fucking mother in-law you never get along with? Fuck, women hate their mother in-laws too!

We weren’t married, just together for almost 5 years. I’m sure he knew.

>unironically trying to be an internet tough guy

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Haven't even read your post, replied for the milkers

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I dunno, but I get along pretty well with my FIL. He's kind of an old school boomer and always makes sure to have my preferred brand stocked in his home bar when we visit his sweet beach house. Smoked weed a couple times with him which was hilarious. I think he's just happy that his daughter found someone who loves her and takes care of her.

Also, like said. Fucking is why we're all here. It's just part of life.

turbovirgin detected

Dude, that’s just a cope. Sex is fucking awesome.

If you had a shotgun, would you be a 2 pump chump?

As long as you're not a degenerate and do good as a man it shouldn't bother him. Dad in law wants to take me skeet shooting but I want to get better so I don't look like a total retard in front of him.