Tell me why this isn't the perfect helmet design

Tell me why this isn't the perfect helmet design

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As long as it isn't too heavy, it looks like it would be perfect for outdoor patrols in places with a lot of sun. But a lot of fighting happens indoors, and I wouldn't want that thing on my head if I was trying to go around corners and through doorways.

can't go through narrow openings

Not aerodynamic so windy days and mounted operations are going to suck. Imagine all the sounds bouncing off that thing into your ear too.

I could tell you why, but i doubt that a dumb Jian like you could understand.

This.
NVA and Vietcong would either remove their coolie hats or drop them behind their backs when traveling through narrow places.
Wouldn't want to do that with a helmet.

My legs are fine asshole.

Brits already tried it in WW2.

it looks gay lol

Lotta weight for your pencil neck, east german steel helmet looks better plus you get the age old martial tradition of looking like a big phallus

It looks like it's removable. You could do some kind of qd mount for the top disk, and attach it with leads like you do with NODs, maybe?

>Communist Chinese...

Why I didn't surprised...

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FUCK YOU WHITE PIG YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF

Does that shit actually force the bugmen off the internet?

You gained brouzof

I would be surprised if they could access places where it could come up in the first place. Otherwise it probably just gets censored out. If they got kicked off it would raise the alarm for them. Better to not have anything special happen

is this concept art from Desert Punk?

because it would be really fucking heavy

well with the angle of the hat you wouldn't need as thick of material to deflect shrapnel

>jump into trench
>helmet touches sides
>break neck
This was already a known problem with those east german helmets. No need to make it worse

Looks terrible and is way too big. You want a helmet to fit as close as possible so it doesn't get in the way any more than it has to.

No. Every Chinese person I've gotten to know in the past was pretty upfront with the fact that no one in China, except maybe old people, uses the state's internet. The censorship stuff is pretty easy to circumvent.

Yes it is excellent design.
However I would make it so the hat can retract its cone and design it so it can drape over the back of the head and nape for close quarters.

>traditional modern infantry equipment

I know this is fanboy wank, but I fucking love stuff like this.

Imagine modernized Ming-Dynasty Kaiyuan armor for the PLA

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also put an HUD under the hat that you can pull up that automatically displays wind and distance.
Also have retractable modes where the hat drops down and opens half way to where the hat can protect the neck shoulders and sides of head all with a click of a button.

>Tactical Rice-hats/Jingasa
Fund it.

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I like those lobster tail arm guards. I wonder how functional they would be with modern PE plates.

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What other historical helmets can be tacticalized?

>inb4 Sallets and Kettle-hats since WWI did that.

M56

I own nightvision and can 100% confirm that I'd buy this. Especially if it was, rainproof and available in ballistic and non-ballistic versions.

>when you get to smoke opium and gamble with your friends in between battles

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Oh well I tried

R6 siege?

Big. Stuff a bunch of dudes with those on in an APC.

If it's armored, it's probably heavy as fuck

Both of you, stop making waves.

Fuck you, Gi Joe!

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2,5kg it says. Made of PE

i suggest making it narrower so you get something like the m56

Aren't opc-core helmets less than 1kg?

they also make sure that a bullet or fragment is as close as possible to your skull before trying to stop it, unlike the op

>anime fantasy larp is perfect
Only in anime fantasy land. Imagine riding in the door of a UH60 with a parachute attached to your head. GTFO you retard.

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thanks, Israel.

this is true the light weight recruits could end up flying if the wind is too strong. Also I can see how the hat could be used to slow down the decent of the economy when they are on free fall

i like chinese armor as a general rule but chinese helmets look like absolute ass all the time

Based and chinkpilled

>not liking the original High Elven helmets.

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because where there is an explosion near by the force wave rips your head off

so no

Galeas and Spanghelms are still pretty legit protection

This sort of late Song Dynasty/Jin Dynasty helmets would still offer good protection today when used with modern materials.

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>I would be surprised if they could access places where it could come up in the first place
This. If they're on most western news or social sites, they are already using a VPN. Plus, if they're actually paid shills like people claim, it wouldn't make sense for them to stop doing their job when people point out one of China's many atrocities.

I approve.

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GI GO HOME

How the fuck are you suppose to hug the ground with that thing?

I think the helmet design had to do with the prevalence of dagger-axes, pecking down from above or raking across at shoulder-height all the time.

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>not aerodynamic

pretty sure it's too aerodynamic, damn thing would be a rudimentary airfoil

>big gust of wind
>start to catch wind with hat
>flys away
>airborne troops en route to your location
Nice

yup

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Any alternate WWII story where the Axis win but the Germans don't wear m56 is garbage.

Reminds me of someone....

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My legs are OK

On the other hand, if it's large enough, paratroopers don't need a parachute.

Do you even care or just always post the same question to yourself to "explain" how this myth works?

>heat shield built-in into helmet
So this is how Space Forces will look like.

Good luck with taking a nap or needing to hit the dirt.

>as long as it isn't too heavy

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Lel, perfect camo

+Good angle for deflecting incoming projectiles and debris
+Keeps the sun off of your face and neck
+Can be used as a shield if you need to give civvies something to protect them
-Heavy
-Wide as fuck, would get in the way all the time. Vehicle crews would require a different helmet
-Cannot use any gear or optics for other helmets, would require either new complicated mounting hardware or optics with longer focal length
-How the fuck are you gonna wear earpro with this thing
~Let's you blend in with rice farmers

Its narrower than the shoulders

Stupid cultlery gays

No, the whole meme came from what was supposedly a Japanese post somewhere. It's not even in the right script.

WE NEED TO GO WIDER

They aren't steel. If they were then a ration of sesame oil would give them a nice wok.

cool helmet, how many channels do you get with it?

>attempt to enter/exit vehicle
>break neck and die

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Tactical rice farmer

Depending on the material, I could see a hit to the edges of the hat causing a lot of angular force on the head too due to the increased leverage.

As a /tg/ crossboarder I always wonder how you could carry a sword with modern equipment like plate carriers and battle belts

>because where there is an explosion near by the force wave rips your head off
what

>Chinese being copycats again
>youtube.com/watch?v=SnhgpVb-u5s
Color me surprised!

youtube.com/watch?v=AP7utU8Efow

Stupid Jian fuck. Get off my board or I'll wear your face like a stupid moron party mask.

certain units of the Chinese special forces carry "big knifes" on their backs.

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You used to wear swords on your hip. In modern day, you would wear them on your hip.

When I was visiting Beijing in 2008, Jow Forums was blocked. That's 11 years ago though (fuck me, where did the time go?).

Isn't that going to get in the way when you're running or kneeling or something?

As much as it ever did. You can't wear a sword on your back, and modern technology doesn't make 3' of steel any less difficult to hold anywhere on your body.

Shit dimensions, absolute shit field of view.

..imagine being caught in an active firefight wearing this
>>imagine the perfection of being the 15pt. target

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If it lets me shoot lightning bolts from my hands too, I'm all for it.

Otherwise...no.

In a few years I would love to pick one up from a surplus store.

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bigger profile, easier to spot

vietnam niggas be like