Could pic related kill or harm a Jow Forumsommando?

Could pic related kill or harm a Jow Forumsommando?

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Could a 400 pound predatory sea mammal harm a physically unfit basement dweller in it's home environment?
>you be the judge

>harm a Jow Forumsommando
a light of stairs could harm a kommando.

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Shit, I didn't know that russians had their own Navy Seals too.

If you dropped it on them.

That level of cute would kill anyone.

>Jow Forumsommando
To properly kill such a thing, you'd just have to hand them an instruction manual. Guaranteed to make their head fucking head explode.

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seeing how most of Jow Forums is white bois they would be scared a black thing is comming after them so run

Yep. They somehow have an even worse record of rape and abuse than the American ones do, too. I guess conscripts are a lot more willing than the women of San Diego.

*teleports up a cliff*
Pshh, nothing personnel, Ivan.

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Did he died?

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No way nigger.

You joke but for your information my whole extended family was killed by one of these savages.
One day I’ll have justice.

FUCK YOU DAVID ATTENBOROUGH WHY YOU GOTTA SPRING THAT SHIT ON ME

Fun fact: a walrus' mouth has a high-vaulted roof, which lets them blast mud and silt off of buried bivalves by forcing water out with their tongues.

The blowing can be reversed, letting the walrus suck things in with explosive force. Apparently they've found some walruses that will grab a seal in a bear hug and suck the seal's brain out through its nose. Not quite foie gras, but the walruses seem to enjoy it.

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>seeing how most of Jow Forums is white bois they would be scared a black thing is comming after them so run

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>YFW you realize the cunts are massive.
>and mucb faster than you in water
>and are predators even though most footage of them is them getting killed by the ultra preds that are Great White Sharks and Killer Whales.

Just because all of the footage is embarrassing doesn't mean they can't wreck you. A T-Rex could wreck a raptor, that doesn't mean you'd do well against a raptor.

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They always use the wrong type of seal. These cunts look terrifying.

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>seeing how most of Jow Forums is white bois they would be scared a black thing is comming after them so run

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whoopie turdberg.

i'm pretty sure he did
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