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>I'm 30 lbs overweight but make fun of other Jow Forumsommandos for being fatter than me
>I had an ND but lied and said I shot at a snake.
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>Wanna join the military
>Have tourette's
>My family doesn't know except for sometimes they catch me twitching
>Vocal tics aren't that bad but they notice I repeat things a lot at times
>Like to believe I can join and hide it but other times I'm too uncertain
>Have no other path in life that I can see, just wanna do 4 years and see from there
>Always wonder how much different my life would be without TS, how much pointless suffering I endure that other people don't have to
>The more self pity I feel gives me more anger and energy to try to enlist to prove I can do it
>Still not sure
I really really really like Glocks and talk shit on them just about every time they come up
sometimes when i have to pee i pretend im hickok45 and i review my penis for all the viewers at home
I like coyotes unironically
youre supposed to say "im a girl btw" if you wanted pity points
I come here from pol and deliberately make threads about the state of Americas military to sow seeds.
I'm into anthro sharks and want to join the Marine Corps.
I masturbate into my wife's panties to Loli hentai whens shes not home.
its ok. someone needs to do it. for some reason no one here wants to believe China is a upcoming threat to our influence in Asia and Africa. they just want to call me Chang and post the winnie the pooh meme.
I joined the NRA despite the fact that I know they're money-grubbing cucks. I only did to spite the NPCs who call it a domestic terrorist organization.
thats actually really funny
sucks hes a nra shill
I do this too but I'm not from Jow Forums. I got sick of people acting like Rambo saying they were going to resist the government and start an uprising to defend the 2A, but they just bring up the Boat meme and Electric boogaloo meme while the 2A dies with red flag laws and more restrictions. The thing that triggers me the most is when they say "That's what you get for living in X state lol.' I'm convinced the fate of the 2A is sealed at the point, although it won't be completely diminished for a long time.
>when i run sometimes, i often pretend i'm holding a rifle like a total sperg
>if you wanted pity points
I didn't though. I wanted to tell someone something about myself that I can't tell my friends or family, and was hoping someone would tell me there's a chance for me.
The problem is that there is massive bystander effect among the 2A crowd. We expect someone else to kick off the Boogaloo, and if someone starts its a domestic terror incident.
In order for there to be an effective resistance, there has to be a unified push.
I sometimes put on all my winter gear, Jerven bag, Jetboil, lantern, all the works, and camp out in my cold attic, spying on the people passing by on the road outside, pretending the apocalypse has come and I need to stay hidden until morning.
lol
sounds comfy
so what's it like to be mexican?
this sounds cool but I'd be afraid of one wrong step and falling through my ceiling
I jack off to pictures of my hot cheerleader cousin.
post some
I can't because they are from a private instagram and she doesn't let anybody in. I saved some while I could but my PC got bricked and its gone.
Can't join the military right now because I have a scar on my shoulder that the MEPs doctor said looked self inflicted. It's literally just one keloid at a wierd angle. I've never done that childish shit but I felt so much shame walking out of meps. I know I didn't get PDQ'ed bc recruiter was still contacting me after asking me to get proof that said scar was not self inflicted but it's been there forever and I have no way of disproving that doc. Much like I also don't see a way forward other than military. Working at a gas station and going to community college till I can figure a way in or work up courage for suicide.
i only own one gun
>it's a slamfire model 12
what are you retarded? ask her to accept your request and post them on /b/.
I daydream about "What if I went through with becoming a Marine. Maaan, everyone would think I would be such a studmuffin"
And then I look at videos about Iraq.
shouldve gone with imgur man
I keep a few fibre board plates up there, and they're enough to bear my weight if I crawl. Not too many though, can't get too comfortable, what with it being the apocalypse and all.
lol the .mil went from recruiting spic gangbangers to denying a kid for a scar
Thank your fucking ass you're not in the military, user, you'd just be fighting for ZOG
i actaully eat cosmo in . small amounts
I wouldn't show them to you guys anyway, they are for my private time and you autists would say "user posts your pics on Jow Forums!"
Hey high five bro. I too come from outside here (from a certain discord) to sow insidious ideas and derail threads.
how could i if its a private account you dingus? go get those pictures you fucking creep
I'd like to see you try and make me. You don't want to see me mad I'll slam your head dude.
Why is this so funny to me
youre actually retarded arent you? look how much do i have to pay for these pics? email me vibetothis@yahoo
because my life is a joke
Stop ruining the thread fucking idiot. Take it somewhere else.
Thanks for the sentiment man. Still though it made me depressed as hell. My dad left the army bc it got swarmed by niggers so he's pretty understanding.
what do you think im trying to do smooth brain?
Lol keep jerking to your underage cheerleading niece, sex pervert
Everything you just said is wrong.
>sex pervert
this phrasing made me laugh for some reason
>Implying it isn't the only gun you need
I feel you bro. Literally the only guns I own are a Kel-Tec sub2k and Benelli supernova.
are you Tourette's user from /meg/ last year?
yeah it's a jobs program for niggers, spics and incompetent women, you don't want anything to do with it
No.
Well, the second edition of these threads didnt go so well huh? Well heres something I couldnt tell anyone because I live in a liberal shit hole: fuck niggers
but its not about *need*
An * you child
I think most people understand they’re a threat in the near future. The problem is when people try to imply that they’re ahead of us right now, which they pretty clearly aren’t.
I sold all of my guns two years ago because I was depressed and wanted to kill myself.
I've been doing better, but I haven't bought any guns since.
I'm actually comfortable without them, more so than I thought I would be.
Still kind of afraid that I'll want to eat a bullet the moment I do buy one.
I want to have a QT black mommy gf
I'm torn between joining my country's military for a sense of purpose and direction or keeping my job, my gf, but wandering aimlessly with no real purpose and goal in life.
breed her
Thanks for the idea, user
Joining the military isn't going to give you a sense of purpose. It's the most boring and futile experience and when its not boring its going to be abusive, painful, annoying, and just plain stupid. I don't know why people still think joining gives them purpose. You're probably just fed up with the mundane routine of the daily grind. Find new hobbies and try new things. Join the NG or Reserves or if you have to so you can play soldier on the weekends.
I got a fake id in a state that doesn't require background checks for privet sales because I'm under 18.
before the mods get us, how'd you get the id?
based zoomer
how many 2 liters have you blasted so far
>Zoomer has to get spoonfed how to get a fake ID on the internet
imagnie my suprise
I just want a sweet little wifey to snuggle
in the end this is every man's goal, and all of our actions, knowingly or unknowingly, are predicated on this simple truth
I doubt they'll get any further along with their naval expansion than the Germans got with Plan Z before Tovey and Cunningham decide it was pillaging tome
Fuck niggers, indeed, user. Indeed.
My parents actually hid guns from me on at least one occasion when I lived at home as a teen.
Me too, user.. I would go hiking 100 times more often if I could do so with my rifle without having soccer moms and wine aunts sperging to the police
dont hike on trails
There's probably something wrong with my brain. There's nothing really wrong with my life. I'm on decent terms with plenty of people, even if I'm not particularly close to anyone. My unit leadership views me fairly favorably. I have no problems at home or financial issues.
But for some reason I'm still a depressed anxious mess. I think about suicide at least every other day, in detail, and the only thing really stopping me is that I don't want to hurt my parents or my kid brother with my death. Every couple nights I end up crying myself to sleep while thinking about past failures and mistakes. I have nervous episodes a few times a week. When I sleep I wake up feeling like garbage, every time, no matter how long I've slept. I see myself as worthless, taking up space that someone better could have, not worthy of the good things in my life. I'm tired of being the same mediocre loser that I am, never really failing but never really succeeding either. I pray that I'll just drop dead one day or develop a terminal illness so that everything can be over and I can rest.
Obviously I'll never tell anyone in my unit this, or my parents, or anyone else I know. Anonymous strangers are all I have.
THESE TEARS ON MY CHEEKS ARE SHEDDING MEMORIES OF US
THESE TEARS ON MY CHEEKS ARE SHEDDING MEMORIES OF US
THESE TEARS ON MY CHEEKS ARE SHEDDING MEMORIES OF US
THESE TEARS ON MY CHEEKS ARE SHEDDING MEMORIES OF US
THESE TEARS ON MY CHEEKS ARE SHEDDING MEMORIES OF UUUSSS
id god
President Trump is our greatest President since George Washington
I really hate black people, and in all honestly desu senpai I want to see all niggers dead. I hate them with all my guts and I think that they don't deserve to live and everything wrong with this world stems from niggers. I despise them I fucking just I fucking hate them dude I hate blacks I hate niggers I don't care who tells me its racist, Im not racist i don't have a problem with Mexicans or Asians or even Arabs, but I just really sincerely hate niggers. I think theres something inherent in the nigger that's not inherent in any other race that just makes them so fucking filthy and animalistic. People can call me a bad person for it but I don't trust niggers I don't feel comfortable around them, they make mad when I see them on TV or anywhere else. I just fucking hate them man.
So your starting off your adulthood as a felon with a gun...
Great job son...
Are you an Israeli?
Based.
>t. bootlicker
nothing wrong with being a little reckless
after all he is a teenager
besides if he's on Jow Forums, then chances are that he knows how to not get GLOWED
HH brother (Honk Honk).
I've pissed next to hickok45 at a gun show and the first thing I thought of was
>Hey, hickok45 here with user's penis! Heh heh, let's see if he can hit the gong!"
Try becoming a national socialist.
I'm still suffering PTSD from work I did in Cambodia
Accept a truth higher then yourself. Have children.
Kike
Based. When it’s night time and I’m out in my front yard, sometimes I hide from cars like they’re on patrol looking for me.
I don't flash them on snap chat, I only fire them on privet property, I have less than 1% of getting popped.
Whenever my cat yawns, I take a deep breathe close to him.
I like the smell.
I never thought anything of it, but do that too
I think about suicide a lot because I don't see the point of growing old, but I don't want to talk to anyone because of red flag laws.
if you ever feel this way, Please go down to the children's burn unit at your local hospital for a visit...you fucking weakling
My initial interest in RL weapons technology was sparked by Madness Combat, a Newgrounds webtoon made by a furfag who's cucked to yaoi fangirls. My whole family are nogunners who've never touched one.
I'm extremely lonely.
no douchebag
I'm a real American
Do you want to talk about it?
If you don't, it's fine.
Also, I went to therapy for years for being abused by my parents and it really helped.
same boat but actual self harm fag. you could probably get a waiver and id bet theyll want a medical and psychological eval.
>understand its nobodies fault but my own being an edgy teen
>still mad theyll take trannys and fuck ups
Your pick triggers me so fucking much and I don't know why
I haven’t (((had sex)))
Incelposting aside, real fuckin sekrit hours.
>Joined AWD during height of election hype
>there was only 12 or so guys in the group, and most of them were spergs
>took some pictures with flags but only really got close to two guys there, didn't care for the rest
>"cell" disbanded after a while, people started going inactive
>damn shame really, because it was a huge whitepill to be able to do shit with likeminded people and discuss things of that nature with guys in person even if 75%+ were spergs
>did make a couple of good friends out of it though
>we still go shooting here and there
also
>the coathanger meme is real and works
>thermite is very easy to make and smells like really strong piss when you burn it
>making mustard gas is just as easy as you think it is, and can be concentrated inside of a water bottle for short-term storage
>make sure if you do make homemade grenades with it that you seal that fucking cap real goddamn good or you'll be sorry as a motherfucker
>keep it in a well-ventilated area outside until you're ready to use it
>never ever tell anyone that you've been making amateur bombs or you'll inevitably end up getting nabbed by cops (what started the group to disband)
you glow so fucking hard dude