I think tonight is the night I get got, lads.
>Watching parents house while they're on vacation
>They live in the boonies in a field next to the woods
>Let the dog out for his night time bathroom duties
>Having a smoke outside the door
>Hear rustling in the woods. Assume it's dog
>Finish smoke
>whistle for dog
>Nothing but this is normal
>Rustling continues
>Whistle again
>Think I hear a faint whistle that sounds similar to mine
>I'm just hearing things
>Whistle a third time
>Still rustling
>Dog comes to me from the field side of the house
>Wtf
>Hear a much louder whistle from the woods
>Get the dog inside and lock all the doors
>Dog is super alert while we're inside
This is it isn't it. That's a fucking skinwalker. You autistic fucks warned be but I didn't think they were real. Regular bullets work on them don't they?
I think tonight is the night I get got, lads
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Great thread.
Maybe it wants to make friends. Give it a chance, user.
it was probably a fuckin raccoon or a deer you sperg
get off the schlomoburgh meds famalam
I wouldn’t worry about it. Just get some sleep and have a look around tomorrow.
this guy is a fucking native spirit who can't get over blanket haxLock your doors, cover your windows, and stockpile weapons.
After that, just chill with your dog.
Skinwalkers aren't real, it's probably just some animal, go outside and shoo it away annon
you never know, there's a slim chance you might luck out
You best record yourself killing this thing or dying while you fight
Dunno if it's just the alcohol or not but reading that gave me goosebumps. I live out in the sticks and sometimes hear some spooky sounds when I let my dog out late at night.
I have a trail cam setup as a ghetto security camera. It faces the driveway with the woods in the background. I'll check it tomorrow. If it gets in the house I won't have time to hit record.
dude unlock the door it's just coyotes they can't open doors so you should just unlock it and you'll still be safe you don't need to keep it locked
I'm onto you skinwalkeranons
I'm not a skinwalker I just want you to be safe so you need to unlock your door maybe a fireman will need to get there but the door will be locked so just post here when you've unlocked the door please I want to be sure you're safe user
just unlock the door
unlock it unlock it unlock it unlock it unlock it unlock it unlock it unlock it
Let me in bro
Quickly take your pants off and threaten to fuck it. Itll go away
I imagine being a Skinwalker must be lonely out there in the woods, maybe OP should just go outside and make friends with it
I heard something smack the side of the house
Open the door user. Go out and see what it is.
Will you please UNLOCK! the door
Burn the house down with you inside. Only way to be sure.
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Aww what the fuck. I don't have normiebook.
FIGHT user FIGHT
So he got high and fucked some tranny? Don't see how that story is spooky at all.
>Don't see how that story is spooky at all.
her penis was bigger.
YEAH OPEN THE DOOR AND FIHGT JUST OPEN THE DOOR OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN
UNLOCK THE FUCKING DOOR OR SEE WHAT HAPPENS
The guy should have asked for the damn 1911 back when she showed up the fact he lost that sick gun bugs me.
I thought that alien was flipping me off and I got mad
>implying your dog isn't a skinwalker already
>implying your parents aren't skinwalkers already
>implying you're not a skinwalker
>implying this isn't a skinwalker website
>implying most people aren't skinwalkers pretending to be something they're not
Mfw we just got another Jow Forumsommando killed
me too fham. was ready to start btfo of space niggers.
I’m waiting out here user
Open the door, it’ll be fine I promise
You too? I was trying to not say anything
to funy
Where?
I ain't ded yet.
I'm ready for that gook skinwalker now.
>Still not going outside or unlocking the door
be a man
go out with just 8 rounds and find out whats making that damn noise
You don't need a flash light either
>no doorstopper
Hope you barricaded all your windows and have a fuck ton of caffeine, cause its gonna be a loooong night
OP is playing DarkWood irl. Gonna see where this thread goes in the morning. Good luc/k/ user.
Why are you so paranoid? Its probably just some raccoon or something. I wouldn't worry about it.
What's the source on that webm?
>OP isn't a skinwalker
how embarrassing
>TFW you're the last real human on Earth surrounded by skinwalkers
wew lads, time to get off the chans for the night.
S A U C E
You're gonna fucking die. This is skinwalker ranch all over again. Are you POSITIVE it's your dog? Because the skinwalker might already be in the house with you.
Quit being a pussy, strip down and go out there with your rifle to make new holes to fuck.
UNLOCK
Did you lock the front door from the outside? You should open the front door to check to make sure it's locked from the outside
>yfw OP realizes he is the skinwalker
Fuck this thread, I just triple checked that my entry doors are locked and even entertained the thought of barricading myself in the extra bedroom away from my GF and our 2 dogs.
ruger mini14? use 308 at least
You're gonna need a bigger gun
That's a good idea, if you separate yourself from the others it'll be harder for the skinwalker to find you. Which extra room did you say you were going to?
You should take a look outside, get really close to the window so you can see better user
I double checked. He can still shake and speak but I told him to roll over and he didn't. He could never get that command so I know it's really him. He also doesn't smell worse than normal.
You almost got me that time skinny boy.
I'm a fairy!
Jeeze guys, imagine being such a homo you spend your whole night locked up inside a structure. I dunno about you fu/k/ers but I'm going to go outside and enjoy the fresh air, maybe investigate some interesting whistles.
Hopefully some of you guys open yourselves up to new experiences instead of staying "safe" inside stupid "buildings"
Oh it's real fuckin NATO my dude.
Worse: it's the IRS.
Forgot pic
They can’t get in houses, right?
Don't even joke about that
Get a rope and catch and fuck it.
Dragon's breath - sucks for anything organic getting hit with it.
>> over micro-managing 2A makes them illegal.
Oh look - Skinwalker encounters increase... hmmm
>>> OH FUCK
The politicians are skin-walkers!
user.
After lurking for some time on /x/, i've heard bullets don't work on skinwalkers. They're incredibly hard to kill supposedly, i'd tell you if i knew how to kill them but i don't.
But. Here's what i found from a reddit post talking about such thing (my apologies, fuck redditfags, but it was all i could find)
"I did a research paper on them for an anthropology class, the only mention of killing one realistically from the Navejo sources I used was soaking bullets (and possibly the gun barrel) with white ash and shooting them with it if you can manage to get a bead on it. Other than that the only way to defend yourself is staying indoors because the can't enter a home without permission, which is why they usually use their voice mimicking ability to trick people into letting them in."
Other people talk about white ash, says it works well supposedly.
>white ash
Is that referring to cocaine? Is that why homeless crackheads can safely sleep outdoors without worrying about skinwalkers?
>Says they can't enter unless invited
I'm going to barricade the door just in case
Did you let the doggo in yet?
I don't even know, i'm assuming you process the leaves and then get white ash? I just looked up cocaine leaf and it's called a coca leaf, i should know such thing but im retarded
Fuck, that was cool. I'd watch a feature length version of that. Thanks for the link.
Rather have the skinwalker.
>tricks OP into unloading his gun to post his ammo on a Manchurian horse insemination bulletin board
>???
RIP in peace, user.
>they can't enter a home without permission, which is why they usually use their voice mimicking ability to trick people into letting them in.
That's vampires. They might try to trick you into opening up, but if they're really gunning for you and not fucking with you I don't think there's really anything for it.
our resident skinwalker hunter said that the ash isnt from a white ash tree. after burning wood use the lightly coloured ash mix in water and make a paste to coat your bullets.
What if I've already coated my bullets with feces?
Interesting. I'll remember that, maybe if i ever run along a skinwalker
I'd have to look into such thing more, vampires are fake. Aren't they?
Firebase by Oats Studiios
fantastic thing
neil seriously needs to make more OATS material
>Not keeping a 12mm pin fire with silver bullets for vampires, white ash for skin walkers, steel birdshot for giant spiders and lead for niggers.
I wouldn't worry about it.
That's exactly what a skinwalker would say
Just open up the door, this isn't funny anymore
These threads are just farming energy spent thinking about "them". That's how they get to you. Thinking about them gives them a way in.
Can I pet your dog user? He looks like a good boy
I'll get a way with their ass if they come around me.
>not wanting to fug a skinwalker
Just let them in.
Yes, user, he's a very good boy. He likes to be pet and play
it's not me you nigger, i'm not op
i hate how their isn't ids on this
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Fuck off.
Reminder that "white ash" is a specific species of tree (Fraxinus americana). And you're suppose to impale the skinwalker in the heart with a stake/spear made of it.
It's not literal white colored ash leftover from a wood fire.
He's cute
no, you should leave your door unlocked and open, also throw all of your guns in the trash. That way I can easily get i.... I mean, that way you can make an easy escape when I... it comes for you.
No, he needs a smaller gun. In fact, he shouldn't have a gun at all.
I cant wait till OP lights your ass up skinny. you are going to burn faggot
He dindu nuffin, just trying to stop people from niggering up his woods