Quick Jow Forums, your favourite gun that you currently own is now sentient and can switch between being a gun and being a girl whenever she wants.
What's she like?
Quick Jow Forums...
Nicholas Rogers
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Daniel Thompson
>ithaca 37
Julian Diaz
Bland and boring because she only now gained sentience and has the same mental capacity of a new born.
Brandon Perez
I landed a perfect follow up shot on a deer and snapped its leg in half because no one told 13 year old me ithacas slamfire. Overall good experience.
Justin Lopez
Ruger old model Vaquero .45
>is an old soul
>short
>as white as her ivory slippers
>loves to take my hot, hot hand loads
>not matter what happens she is always by my side.
Connor Robinson
shes a breathing woman that's under my control and that's what counts
Robert Parker
A really basic Austrian girl, reminds me of an ex.....
Austin Williams
>Favorite gun eh?
I dunno what she'd look like
Christopher Moore
For me, it's the UMP girl.
Christopher King
Which one? 9 or 45? You know there's two right?
William Barnes
9, 45, and 40.
There are 3
Bentley Anderson
.45 girl was posted. She is my favorite, but her sisters are nice, too.
Hunter Ortiz
>tfw foreveralone
Jacob Perry
>Currently own.
Well thats one of three. Two of them are Communist, One russian, the other Yugoslavian both quite old. The third is a relatively young American who has it in her head that she's from the 1870s.
Joseph Harris
Did you buy her jacket user?
[spoiler]I did[/spoiler]
Josiah Bell
Realistically, it's probably My Yugo SKS, the first gun I ever bought. What would an anime girl 1950s Yugo SKS be like?
I like my 1942 Nugget, and I'd never sell, it was my first gun, but it's not my favorite gun, just a sentimental piece, my dad gave it to me when I was 17.
As for the third, I practically never shoot my Hawken Rifle.
Justin Campbell
Jayden Rogers
Link, senpai? I want to buy it for my little sister.
Henry James
That shit looks sick, breh
Joshua Adams
I don't own one but fuck you, I'm reposting this because the buxom war-scar shotgun mommy post stuck in my mind for so long its embarassing.
Jacob Garcia
Geez, sunshine, who shit in your cornflakes today
Brayden Taylor
>stevens 311
A girl with 2 huge tits as big as my head
Aaron Howard
A Russian grandma that occasionally goes on rants about Finns.
Joseph Flores
My Hi-Point carbine.
Ryan Morales
kinda like this.
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Jayden Roberts
These fantasies are preventing you from growing up to be a functional adult
Jason Phillips
Nicholas Sullivan
Niggers gon stay nig'n!
Ryan Watson
Samuel Robinson
>mfw no dorky gun gf
Luke Peterson
Having a crush on your gun is sad and pathetic
Grayson Ross
Christian Robinson
What are you even doing on Jow Forums?
Michael Smith
Politely go noose on your neck señor
Asher Nelson
do you like traps
Kayden Green
CZ 75B
>modest, soft-spoken, and unassuming, but also very beautiful Czech girl.
Isaiah Hughes
Brody Stewart
>exactly this but
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Adrian Reyes
Curly haired redhead, short and looks pretty thin but is actually hiding a good amount of lean muscle. Born a Czech but spent only spent her infancy in the country, despite that never stops going on about how Czech she is, about the only westernized thing about her is her love of shitty fast food; despite normally being fairly soft shooting personality wise she is prone to anger issues and gets heated very quickly (oh sweet Jesus my palm's are sticking to the hand guard again).
Also, likes anal
Daniel Hill
Do you not know of the most /ak/ game ever?
Logan Roberts
Ian Scott
I do I just don't like shitty phone cashcows
do you want a gf that likes guns or not?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
A cute and capable /out/doorsy girl who's a little insecure because she likes to cowboy Larp but is from the east coast.
Ryder Jones
She's an unpopular .22 semi that jams every 100 rounds. So she'd be a 4'6 loli who's clumsy as fuck and fumbles with everything but tries her best anyway.
Charles Hall
He's right.
This started as a lighthearted joke but like reddit you fags had to take it way too serious and run it into the ground.
Hudson Butler
user is clapping babushka cheeks every night
Benjamin Bennett
Definitive Arms AK
>Polish girl with glossy black hair because of nitrided barrel
>Smooth and hairless because polished beveled magwell and chamber
>Wears a lot of black because polymer furniture
>Pokes fun at my cheaper wasr-10 and had a rivalry with my other (11) kit build
>Momma mosin chastises her constantly.
Luis Powell
Is it weird that I got hard from this?
Sebastian Kelly
What would those banstate guns be like? I'm talking the Kel-tec rdb-c's and SU-16's, Ruger mini-14's, Ares SCR's, and Saiga 5.56's
Nathan Fisher
Model 19-4, gorgeous, small with that old time charm. Also, she killed a lot of niggers in her day.
Asher Taylor
>20 Gauge shotgun
Easy to handle, reliable, accurate, fun to hold and play with. Welp, I'm happy.
Alexander Morris
"She" comes over and shoves herself up your asshole before going BLAM BLAM BLAM since I told her to and that's what my bitch does, like some Chinese government figure once said: I DO NOT ANSWER HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS.
Robert Robinson
My Benelli super Nova with pistol grip. A thick as hell Italian woman I guess. Taller than me and I'm 5"11.
Jaxson Myers
Jewish, I guess...
Nathan Martinez
A 22 semi that only jams every 100 rounds!? How can it be unpopular?
Gabriel Foster
It isn't weird, but it is sad.
>t. hopeless erect
Camden Gomez
>being a functional adult
>on fucking Jow Forums
Anthony Scott
By this logic enjoying any kind of fictional media prevents you from being a functional adult.
Caleb Walker
but its doing the exact opposite for me
Luke Powell
Most of them would be impersonations of SJW types, but I can imagine Rugar Mini-14 as a cute country girl with shitty eyes.
Jack White
Big titty goth moon gf.
Brandon Watson
Looks like this, but a good couple shades darker, being an Ishapore 2A instead of an SMLE proper. Hailing from the 1965 batch, she hates Pakis with a fury that is hard to match, having killed them herself.
Christian Gonzalez
No, I jacked to this after I posted it.
unf
Isaac Nguyen
Waiting for my leaf tomboy raifu who's dad hates the government and cousins of the AR family
Jaxson Turner
Suicidal because she is locked in a tiny metal box 24/7
Kevin Perry
wow I got the same gun in my closet right now with my ak, kimber, and luger but in WAY better shape. The fuck did you do tp your vaquero?
Gavin Bell
>she can't shoot herself because she is the gun
Joseph Jackson
Joshua Bennett
Not a trap.
Asher Miller
Michael Walker
Mossberg 500 Youth Model 20g (it's the only gun I can say I own, have others I have access to tho)
>short
>so many freckles
>strawberry blonde
>can't tell if legal or not
>likes walking outside in crisp 5AM weather. She likes the sunrise I guess
>Loves dogs. Golden retrievers especially, but labs and other medium to big dogs are cool too
>freezes up and stutters a lot when cornered about important things
(cuz hey, you try hunting with longer shells and it'll jam)
>pities vegans
>loves cheese curds, corn on cob, beer battered walleye
Josiah Peterson
Arsenal SLR107r
>5'7' bulgarian qt
>fair skin, plum hair
>Bit callous, cold at first but very reliable and always there when I need her
>Not the most elegant or refined of my gun-waifus but honest and hard working
>Hates being indoors for too long and is in her best element when she is doing the dirty work
>Older sister to my AR who thinks she's the better one
>hates gays
Noah Howard
>Martini Henry
All I know is that she'd wear red, hate black people and be critical levels of ara ara.
Eli Martin
Not having a crush on your gun is sad and pathetic.
Jordan Long
Anyone have any idea what the P-83 Wannad would be? It’s the Polish cousin of the Mak and it’s an improvement in some ways... She’s also from the 80’s so the perfect range to be a Cake.
Ayden Carter
Jack Campbell
I would prefer to have a harem ;3
>L1A1
>AK 74 (Bulgarian)
>vz58 (2x)
>Makarov (Russian)
>CZ 75B
>GP Q100
>Remington 1858
The idea, that all those are cute girls (I'm not sure about Remington...) makes me quite hard. One big pile of moaning bodies and me standing over them with two botles of balistol, pouring that shit over them... then masage i hard to their skin
Alexander Lopez
There is nothing more pure than the love between a man and his raifu
Hudson Morales
Browning 725 sporting with a 32" barrel and adjustable comb.
So a tall, beautiful Italian girl who will change herself to adjust to me while letting me fill both her holes while choking her.
I'm OK with this.
Jonathan Ramirez
ACR
>just above medium build while somewhat toned (softball/volleyball player type) Brunette, decently tanned
>Cocky as hell and pretty tough all around but has serious self esteem issues from all the empty hype
>clothing is functional if a few years out of fashion slowly catching up to everyone else though
Elijah Cook
STOP BULLYING HER
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOO
Ayden Phillips
You are a normalfag and thus not welcome here. Reddit or Discord seem more your speed.
Carson Martin
oh my god, no
Isaac Miller
Living with the pain?
user, you don't seem to understand, we're already in hell.
Brandon Brooks
Oliver Hughes
Jonathan Edwards
THIS IS RAPE
Chase Sullivan
Mindbreak is NOT OKAY
William Morris
God, I'm hopeless. I'm not even jacking off to something sexy, just the idea of a wholesome relationship!
Luke Watson
Christopher Clark
nooooo the saftey comes off too ez for this cz
Nicholas Myers
>we can't expect allah to do all the work
Aaron Harris
Don't you meme at me most 10/22s can go far more than that without jamming.
Camden Perry
>Beretta 686E
Reckon it'd be a fine, if not a bit plain Italian woman with suitably big knockers who'd chastise me for using canned tomatoes in my pasta sauce. Insatiable appetite in both barrels.
>Sauer 200 STR
German modest-chested in a plain pantsuit who flips her shit when I sleep in and raises hell if I'm not busy cleaning house at 8 in the morning on Saturdays because ze rules dictate that houses are to be cleaned on Saturdays.
Prefers being in gun form, both grateful for it.
Nolan Richardson
>she is a little wide at the hip, but her length keeps her shapely
>she’s a little bit heavy, but she doesn’t kick too hard, even when she’s pissed.
>she likes long walks inthawoods when she can be at my side holding on to my hip.
>she’s a foxy, sassy Brazilian lady
> she’s fair and just with her man
> she’s easy on the eyes and the wallet
> she can handle all the big long .45 LC I can give her
she’s my Taurus judge waifu
Noah Lopez
Kek
Ethan Johnson
Robert Rogers
>ST AR-15
Found the closet homo in the thread
Luis Sullivan
Right now it's my one and only gun, so
>Tall, taller than most of her peers
>Very soft (recoil), thicc in all the right places
>Likes to wear glasses, but doesn't necessarily need them
Christian James
Oh fuck this is the worst punishment