Whats best in life Jow Forums?

Conan the Barbarian.

Defeating body armor with a handgun

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>To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women

This.

Taking a poop and not needing to wipe

Cumming deep inside a pussy.
Drinking a cold beer after mowing your lawn.
Cleaning and oiling your guns.
Being able to enjoy a nice dinner and sleep soundly in bed at night with a roof over your head.

is that what a girls vagina looks like, it's kind of scary honestly.

Pink paint
Green dank
Wet pussy

Jesus Christ Jon I was gonna say day at the beach

Working a big caliber bolt
Groping tiddies
Stick welding

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That's an interesting filename.

Fondling your rifle while using your girl's tits as pillows and watching anime.

the copper will react with your stomach acid and fuck you up

youtube.com/watch?v=Fa2irrYK09w
youtube.com/watch?v=ZeZL2R9jDJM

Yes!

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Jesus, either kill yourself or go back to >>/his/

thanks for stealing my melon pic....Use it well grasshopper

youtube.com/watch?v=dDgSUA3jD-w

Absolutely based.

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Dis boi kno wuddup

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cringe/10

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>teleports behind you
"Heh, its nothing personal kiddo"

zoomer faggot

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I love these images far more than I should.

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because spouting pre-chewed edgelord phrases isn't the epitome of 15 year oldness

This guy gets it

>winning a fist fight

Fisting a friend’s wife

The smell of a magazine right after a mag dump.

Guns beer and bitches

To finally go to a park or lake and get a real egyptian goose. The pleasure from experiencing the real life counterpart of an inside joke is quite an experience. Sometimes the subducks have shut eyes from infections and shrapnel. I noticed the picture I took the day before I got threatened (not shooting them because duty to retreat and have niggers fuck your wife and cross the border to Tennessee and get shot in the back by retard cops who sever the cocks to use on police issue why-do=you-need=that-crossbows), had subduck eyepatches which were closed on one side. Some of the bills' curvature made the birds seem very content. Too bad you can't draw and shoot boomers who think it's the California they voted to make defenseless against bully tactics.

You couldn't even stop me. I'll give up one of those internal stereotype thought mottos, jew unrelenting persistent harassment AI and controls couldn't machine learn enough (you think that as I have been using proper english and coherence to succumb to your machine learning psyops irritation maneuver)_?!

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I fully plan to thanks

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fucking a fresh cantaloupe

It’s a line from a movie.

and?

If this wasn't the first post, then I would have lost hope in this board. It's the only correct answer.

>conan
>edgy
You came to a pointless thread and then felt the need to signal to the rest of the board that you're such a serious and mature poster. You're the fedora, kiddo.

Came here to post this.

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Seeing Jupiter or feeling the light of another star on your skin after decades in stasis on a seed ship.

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zoomer onions chewer

anal

These

And
>Shooting new gun for first time
>First night in new home
>Getting weener sucked while drinking beer.
>Hearing engine run for first time after a rebuild
>When you're sitting on the couch and your dog hops up and put his head in your lap and makes that "ahhhh" sound.

A tied up doe.

okay dad

go play fortnite

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Fem twink bussy and cock.

I think it's bedtime son

Based schizoposter

You do realize that is literally what made Ghengis Khan hard, right? He literally said this line and Arnold stole it.

Considering .5% of the worlds population are direct descendants of Ghengis I think it is past your bed time you uneducated fuck.

You do realize Genghis Khan was one of the biggest edgelords of all time right?