I go on long walks on empty dark streets every night

I go on long walks on empty dark streets every night.
I can assure you that skin walkers are not real.

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haha yes this is true. It's a trick to keep you from enjoying nature. Go outside at night and enjoy nature. There's nothing out there that wants to wear you.

Don't forget to unlock your door.

Hmm... Who's behind this post?

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certainly not skinwalkers, I wouldn't worry about it

I unironically feel MUCH safer taking long night walks in Chicago than that rural innawoods bullshit. Fuuuck that.

Dubs of truth. Alrighty! Off to OC my .300 Winchester Magnum, you know, like a normal human being of todays society! Thank you also human!

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Absolute Doomer walks.

It's gonna be okay user, we still love you.

Skinwalkers can't use the internet, that's ridiculous. By the way when you guys go on night time walks you should bring some portable cellphone chargers.
haha yeah even if skinwalkers were real but they aren't bullets would definitely stop them.

Probably Wirty, he was on a doomer walk a few nights ago

Whelp if boollets won't work, the human mind resorts to sexualizing its fears.

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God dammit Wirty, stop trying to rail hop cars you fag. We love you damn it.

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Just unlock your door anons go outside and go for a walk tonight go outside and leave you doors unlikcjef jeht leave you'd doors unlocked anons unlockvyour doors unlocked your doors unlocked your door s unlock unlick nlock unlock unlco k unlock UNLOCK UNLOCK UNLCOK UNLOCK

GET OUT SKINWALKER FAGS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fuck off. I'm a grown ass man. Quit trying to spook me. I don't need this shit. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Right when that post appeared, my doggos out in the back yard went apeshit. AR is now at the ready.

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I go on long walks on empty dark streets every night.
I can assure you that Koreans are not real.
Because I have never seen one on any of my walks.
Good thread, OP.

Jokes on your skinfagger, you can't steal my skin because [spoiler]I'm a skellington![/spoilercan'tsaveyou]

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Did you check the roofs?

okay, I chuckled nice one.

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What did you post, nigger?

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guys I heard something move and the doors don't have locks what do I do

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You're gonna fuckin die man

Summon your Wendigo friend.

I wouldn't worry about it. Quads confirm.

Maybe try going off-road as they put it moron

>what do I do
You don't have to do anything, user. I'm in there with you.

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There use to be this nice forest area to go on night time walks, about 5 miles worth in a nice area. Some faggot killed himself there, ever since Satan fucks wo t leave the area alone at night. Blows.

You fucking skinniggers

>streets
Go in the woods faggot.

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This is why you carry 454 casull

ok so the state forest near me was closed until recently (CLOSING A FOREST?!?) for some bullshit reason and i went to take a look and they didn't do shit. the entrance was still a mudpit and the recreation areas were still a disaster.
did they close it because skinwalkers, or maybe faeries (not disney but the scary kind)? i can't get a straight answer, especially after i mention faeries.

I wouldn't worry about it

No joke when i was 6 to about 15 my grandpa ised to take us kids out in yo pitch black woods that had a huge ravene carved by a small creek. The place looked like primal forest with thousand year old trees and root tangles exposed by the sudden floods of the rainy seasons.
Based Mexican grandpa took us "hunting for la llorona"
Every loud crunch and sound of scurrying trough the forest floor he would say "look at the little rabbit mijo" all you would see was twin red eyes reflecting what little light the stars gave out. Pro tip, you will usually only see one eye if its really a rabbit. Most likley turtles, huge ass bull frogs, and coyotes. On a good day we would get a machete but mostly it eould be an exercice on being scared shitless for about two hours.

>mijo
>machete
>ghost women

the land is thirsty, a thirst only blood may quench.

Not worthy of concern

I’m from Michigan and I can tell you skinwalkers are bullshit. Wendigos are real though.

I'm Canadian and I absolutely never lock my doors. After all, I trust people so the only thing that needs to be locked up are my guns, knives and blessed melee weapons!

I also enjoy leaving a map with the quickest route to my bedroom near the front door as well as taking a bath in a honey and pineapple glaze before bed. It's really quite delici-...invigorating! You should all try it!

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What would you do in such situation?

check my gps's route before i go down shitty bumfuck roads

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I enjoyed this reference

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unrelated but I never leave home without picrelated. I suggest all my fellow Jow Forumsomandos do the same anytime they go innawoods.
If even has an inbuilt LED flashlight for your convenience during the night.

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>not walking past a wasp nest

I just picked up a similar one for the upcoming meet, but its by a different company. Hopefully it will last and work well

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Ash doesn’t work.