>run
>weapons platform
>stopping power
>tier
>tack driver
Run
Camden Russell
Evan Kelly
>steven tumblrverse
Brandon Miller
>eating beat up chickens
Easton Campbell
>perfection
Owen Perez
I hate Tumblr Universe but I'd bend Pearl over a table.
Cooper Green
Disregard khazar milkers
Blake Allen
It's not such a bad show. Come on now.
Leo Peterson
How old are you
Samuel Cox
You should kill your self
Nathan Foster
It's not the worst, it's just up there among the worst.
Eli Hall
Ryan Bailey
Seriously consider a metal health evaluation
Brayden Thomas
>Steven Universe
Asher Ross
Agreed, but Lapis is hotter
Gabriel Rivera
Fuck off back to /co/mblr
Nolan Lee
I know you're baiting but jesus fuck this is too stupid not to reply to
Please apply a generous quantity of brick to your forehead at the soonest possible opportunity
Noah Robinson
>not being redpilled on rockmommy kino
Benjamin Richardson
Satsuki is best
Mason Stewart
That show is an iridescent bluepill.
Nathaniel Morgan
>the lord's caliber
Easton Butler
>tumblr redditverse
Sebastian Johnson
Steven Universe is a quietly redpilled show pretending to be turbo leftist.
>Only mature paternal figure for Steven is his father, all three mothers are god damned messes
>Shows that women can be assholes too
>The Big Enemy is an authoritarian matriarchal cult of personality involved in every aspect of their citizens lives while the heroes are libertarian as fuck and just want to be left alone
>Shows that any revolution, no matter how justified does harm to both sides
>Ronaldo is basically Jow Forums tier and is always right despite being a freak
>Entire show revolves around a fat little jew boy getting redpilled about his supposedly benevolent mother figure and all the dark shit she did that no one talks about (History being rewritten by the victors)
>Gems are shown trying to surpress the truth constantly, Steven finally gets sick of their shit and demands to be told the truth
>The Human Zoo is basically a lefty utopia and is shown in the most negative, horrible, uncomfortable light that can exist compared with actually living in the real world and dealing with life
>Shows that not everyone can overcome their nature (See Pearl and the fact she was literally created to be a servant) rather than going full Participation award everyone is equal bullshit
But lefties don't see anything but Muh Lesbians
Ayden Murphy
This is darth jarjar tier satisfying-but-untrue
Thomas Cruz
Stop watching kiddie cartoons
William Turner
But there's more
>Communist-worker-Gem is shown as entirely in the wrong for planning to Murder the shit out of her enemies and go full workers revolution (Also has dreads, which is hilarious) which kills the whole by any means necessary mentality
>Greg is never shown as a villain for cucking the shit out of Pearl the Turbo-lesbian and heteroing.com the prime-mover of the plot
>Shows a conservative character (Andy) as both worthy of love and entirely human rather than alienating him and turning him into a strawman
>Humanity in general is shown as more well adjusted than the Gems in all aspects of life, very, very pro-humanity attitude basically, seriously you can't even comprehend how down with humanity the show is
This last point is probably the most something that pic related covers in much greater depth. That adaptability, compassion, creativity in the form of human Individuality is the solution to all nearly all problems caused by collectivist Homeworld's culture and caste-system
1/2
Jackson Campbell
2/2
Bentley Watson
>faggot universe
Cameron Lopez
>wheelgun
>sniper rifle
Grayson Rodriguez
People crying about ITS TUMBLR about this show are just a bunch of dumb faggots.
If anything the series makes tumblerites super mad because of the fact it doesn't follow or try to cater to their insane extremist beliefs.
It takes more than a couple of gay characters to actually make a show "tumblr".
Alexander Cruz
It's extremists who create these shows and put gay shit in them. They just happen to hold a monopoly over media. The vast majority of normal people do not like this shit.
Dylan Johnson
>esteban wonderland
Camden Gray
Hunter Gray
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Cooper Taylor
Its about the lesbian space rock adventures of steven universe. I personally don't mind the show but it has a widely hated part of the fandom.
Grayson Diaz
>Estêvão federação
Wyatt Lee
>this thread
And you thought the redditors were bad.
Hunter Clark
Steven universe is gayer than aids m8
Isaiah Young
Alien pervert likes the local wildlife too much
1776's the earth for herself, getting most of her followers btfo in the process before ceasefire
Many turn into stalker abominations
No tools to make more followers, so tries to birth a human-alien hybrid
Dies
The last survivors now have no leader and are left to figure out if their bastard nephew can do anything useful
And the motherland is about to come back and start 1812
Elijah King
And it's awful?
Kayden Powell
It's honestly not that great. The designs are inconsistent even though they're oversimplified to begin with, the storyboard artists and animators go off model regularly, and the animation quality is exactly what you'd expect for being shipped off to the cheapest shop in Korea.
Additionally the show insists on a J.J. Abrams "mystery box" approach whenever it wants to be serious, meaning if there's a plot point expect to wait literally an eon or more for it to be addressed. They get away with this by saying essentially every character is lazy and refuses to ask questions.
It's the definition of a bumpy ride.
Sometimes the eps are pure gold sometimes it's wtf were they thinking.
But the show has a way of hitting me right in the feels when I didn't really expect it. Some people are immune to this of course, they won't make in past the 1st season. However, ultimately even if you fall in love with the show, the wasted potential of the characters means you are doomed to be disappointed.
Connor Phillips
this thread sucks lol
Dylan Foster
>this thread
>again
Angel Lopez
Josiah Ortiz
Jesus christ, those voices are excruciating to listen to.
Aiden Jenkins
>When da ting go SKRAAAAA
>But it only do *click*
Jack Morales
nice bait, I'll bite
Joseph Brown
Cringe
Dominic Myers
Its literally all filler, its a complete disaster no matter what angle you approach it from. Its a meandering, plodding, stagnant mess of a show.
Colton Young
>you can draw and throw a knife faster than you can draw a gun
Alexander Roberts
>get off me gun
Ryan Watson
Adventure Time is superior. Neck yourself faggot.
Henry Collins
Wife fibers indeed.
Brody White
Czech'd. Never took Jow Forums for being Satsuki people, though I'm not exactly complaining. Is it about the conviction and strength of will, or about the rebellion? Or maybe it's just her tits.
Dylan Kelly
All of the above
Landon Stewart
>.45 garand
Julian Wood
Gavin Baker
It's about her maturity for me,to be quite honest. She seems like a dependable,compassionate person. Also it is all the three at the same time. Mako lied in Ryuko's face about ''Ryuko's tits are WAAAAY bigger''.
Zachary Morris
18 to post here
James Evans
picture for ants
Michael Cook
Nicholas Ramirez
>weebs thinking they're better than Steven universe fans
Kevin Baker
Samuel Lee
peridot is best gem
David Martin
What's up fellow Augustbro
Sebastian Cook
>weebs knowing they're better than Steven Tumblrverse fans
FTFY
Jason Hughes
Honestly I'm torn between Ryuko, Nonon and Satsuki. Nonon has that petite qt thing going, she (and the other Elite Four/Four Devas) is loyal as fuck, and there's something nice about the way she affectionately teases people she likes, the way friends do. Also, I want to sit back and throw on some vinyl records with her. Originally, she was supposed to be very punk rock, but they decided the marching band thing fit the setting better. Ryuko is the classic rebel girl, head as hard as rocks, puts up the cold front but actually cares about people deep down, is loyal as fuck, and nicely straightforward about things. Satsuki is, well, Satsuki. That military aesthetic, the no bullshit attitude, all those fucks she gives about people, the strength and determination. She made a kamui her bitch by sheer force of will. Downside is I feel like she's a domme and I'm not about that. As for Mako, I couldn't. It'd be like fucking a puppy.
Camden Campbell
I prefer Ryuko, seems like she would be pretty chill to hang out with once you got to know her.
Kayden King
>links face down
you had one job user...
Kevin Lopez
It’s almost like you don’t run a tier 0 tack driver weapons platform with plenty of stopping power.
Jeremiah Johnson
Jasper exists you faggot.
CALLING ALL FREAKS
John Murphy
excellent taste
Jose Fisher
xm262 != m249
Noah Gonzalez
To me Satsuki just seems like the one I'd have the most in common with interests and personality-wise. Also I really don't want to fuck any of the KLK characters,but rather am thinking more in terms of how it would be if I somehow got to actually hang out with them. Also out of the bunch Satsuki's the one most likely to speak a language different than Japanese.
Caleb Morales
>late 2018 mods and jannies
>having valid opinions
lmao
Jacob Diaz
>late 2018 posters
>having valid opinions
lmao
Jaxson Foster
>Wanna pick up lapis? Just be yourself!
Nathaniel Scott
based
Nathan Bennett
Robert Butler
Her and Gamagoori and Nonon. Gamagoori is half-American (I like to think his father is a Marine) and Nonon is a classical musician, so I guarantee she knows a little Italian.
Henry Richardson
Both of you are right now shut the fuck up and talk about guns
Ian Fisher
All of that is accurate with one exception. The unironic Jow Forumsniggers are also nu-anons, most of whom came here in 2016 because CNN and other journos said it was le ebil nazi site, and are equally hated by oldfags because they behave exactly like sjws just with different buzzwords.
Chan culture is not partisan. It's about causing chaos, trolling and spitting on the easily triggered. Doesn't matter if they're triggered by muh whyte peeple or muh j00s, a butthurt faggot is a butthurt faggot.
Logan King
That's honestly what I hate about it the most. Every character's voice makes me physically angry to listen to. It's just obnoxious and annoying in the extreme, like a shrieking autistic child trying to get you to pay attention to him.
Landon Wood
>shut the fuck up and talk about guns in a calarts cartoon thread
but why
Josiah Diaz
Same
Camden Campbell
I feel like putting Gumball on this chart is disingenuous. Isn't it kind of the joke that his family are most of the only normally animated characters in a show full of random animation styles and character designs?
Bentley Peterson
This. Jow Forums has ultimately always been about what's edgy. It's just that what's edgy has changed from leftist ideology to anything to the right of Stalin. Shit, remember the Habbo Hotel raids? That wasn't about being Nazis, it was about being as offensive as humanly possible. If people thought of commies in the same light they do Nazis (as they very well should, as commies are merely Nazis with less food), nigras would have been forming up to make the hammer and sickle.
Blake Foster
Fair, talk about gem weapons then
Gabriel Richardson
>ywn be cucked by lesser species after millenia of devotion and made to raise your wife's half-breed son
Zachary Moore
That gif goes well with hardbass.
Jacob Scott
you dumb bitch, do you not realize there is no subtext, leftists are just parodies of themselves
Austin Sullivan
That's because it's a fanmade video
Kayden Lee
People like you are fucking annoying.
Alexander Martin
I don't know what's going on in this thread but you're all gay as hell.
pic unrelated
Ryder Jackson
god I want that giraffe's fat ass to crush my skull
Caleb Mitchell
Lady satsuki best grill
Lucas Clark
Nah m8 I'm only a demifag.
Adrian Butler
Easton Mitchell
>Operator
Michael Clark
Unironically one of the most unappealing and disgusting looking art styles in a cartoon that I've ever seen. Nothing about it is charming. It's like visual garbage being injected into my retinas.
