What would be some of the best ways to absolutely annihilate the morale of the Canadians when the US inevitably annexes them? Personally, I'd set up command posts in iconic Canadian cultural locations, such as Tim Hortons, uhhhhh... Whatever else Canadians have too.
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They would have to have morale to begin with. Anyone outside the major cities would probably hail you as liberators regardless.
Conversely, annexing us but NOT excluding Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto would erase our morale overnight. We don't want them. Trust us, you don't want them.
boston tea party, but with maple syrup
>murica does a full scale invasion on canuckistan
>liberal shitholes like vancouver, toronto, etc surrender on the first day
>true leafs decide to gorilla warfare tactics
>use svt's, mosins, sks's, vz-58, you get the idea
>burgers get tired and decide to fuck off
>canadian guerrillas celebrate
>rcmp arrests everyone the next day for unlawful discharge
>leafs get their guns taken away by horseniggers
>burgers go on with operation freedom: part deux the electric boogaloo
1) outlaw zambonis
2) destroy all gordon lightfoot recordings
3) force molson to produce only non-alcoholic beverages
4) canadians pay double to watch hockey
Outlaw cuckold port
Outlaw beastiality
Make them pour out maple syrup
They'd kill themselves.
Porn dammit.
I taught that it was a tim bucklet comic until i saw the escapist
>canadian government capitulates in 2 hours after a formal declaration of war
>US soldiers enter canadian soil 3 hours later for occupation
>proud sons of canada vow to fight as the new provincial occupation government is formed
>the RCMP turns over all gun license and purchase records and begins the disarmament process without US promoting
>canadians comply
>Former Canadian Firearms owner see's a US soldier for the first time 2 weeks later
Edmonton’s getting pretty retarded also
Make sure they have a prime minister like Trudeau and we have a president like Trump.
get them to take useless immigrants while we shunt ours northward in exchange for their qualified females.
Casually depopulate whatever remains.
Canuck here.
There is no fucking morale.
Our country has fallen along with her people.
Our government isn’t going to get fixed in the next 100+ years.
You’d invade a land with an already broken people and an under-funded and under-trained military.
We are already lost.
Well ain't you a cheerful son of a bitch.
Look outside.
Drugs and foreigners are more valued than hard working, Canadian born people.
We paid millions to a terrorist.
Our PM has cost us billions.
no joke dealing with BC might be a pain in the ass. There are a lot of people who dont like our government here, there are a lot of people here that dont like your government either. Many of those people are armed. BC could become like Afghanistan but nicer.
BC is huge with a large rural population who know their local areas well. There are only a few major highways into the province, most of which have huge stretches of land empty of inhabitants. Many also have high mountain passes easy to destroy or block.
Militant fighters could get support from local communities easily, food is everywhere in the wilderness. Ammo wouldnt be hard either.
It could become a real mess trying to deal with this province, although with the way things here are going you could be welcomed with open arms in a few years.
What's with the American fetishism with invading Canada? Is it memes or do you genuinely have a raging hardon for what would basically be the most boring and uneventful deployment ever conceived?
*blows up Swartz Bay and mines Victoria Harbour*
good luck I'm behind 7 islands
No one actually cares. You're already as good as ours anyways. The difference between our East and West Coast is greater by multiple degrees than any two places within 200 kilometers of the border.
Just tell them if they surrender we'll show them how to make bagel dogs.
"blows up the Coquihalla highway on the Fraser Canyon" "An IED on every logging road from Hope to Hazelton" "casually blows up and mines the ports at Prince Rupert and Stewert"
No ones ever caught because its all the locals doing it.
"If you come quietly we'll deport the French-speakers."
"bomb Vancouver into oblivion and you have a deal"
Gieb 2nd Amendment plos
Incendiary, nuclear, or thermobaric?
>Personally, I'd set up command posts in iconic Canadian cultural locations, such as Tim Hortons,
Are you prepared to go hand to hand with a thousand pissed off Filipinos? I don't think you are. I think that you think you are, but I don't think you are.
Offer them guns?
yes
>pissed Flips
The canuckistan flips would gladly accept US annexation
I'm an American, please leave Gordon Lightfoot alone. Also Yoopers will probably join the fight on Canada's side.
>flips
Oh no what are they going to do? Not serve the invaders coffee?
I reckon that a lot of it is caused by socialists telling us that we're not as good as Canadia because they have "free" this and "free" that, and are completely free of pollution, and are turbo-polite.
So, to stop the apparent source of this shame (mistakenly Canada, when we should be correcting our bitches), then consuming Canada for the benefit of our bitches is the cursory solution.
We don't want Mexico though. Our bitches haven't obsessed over the glamor of Mexico hard enough for aspirations of conquerage to develop.
All jokes aside, Canada would never resist an invasion. Only Quebec would, the rest of Canada has no culture or national identity and therefore no reason to fight. They are practically Americans already.
The only problem with annexing Canada would be the backlash from Europe
You wouldn't have to. I think many of us are honestly at a point where we'd welcome becoming the 51st through 63rd states.
>What would be some of the best ways to absolutely annihilate the morale of the Canadians
Flood us with your negroes, el goblinos, and boomers. Canadians would be dead within the fortnight.
>thinking you'd get statehood
Enjoy being the second through fourteenth Puerto Ricos
Sasuga Jow Forums, you do realise that in such a scenario:
1. Canada would not surrender
2. The US, having declared war on its third closest ally, would become a pariah state and Europe would pretty much immediately launch a counter offensive.
3. Officer fragging would rival Vietnam as US soldiers realize that they're the bad guys.
4. Massive domestic unrest.
And the funniest thing of all would be that Jow Forums would likely oppose it and all it a "Jewish Conspiracy"
>Europe would pretty much immediately launch a counter offensive.
Literally how? We're the largest fortress island in the world. There's literally only one country in the world capable of projecting force well enough to do anything but harass the United States, and it happens to be the United States.
>Ignoring your country would be in the process of imploding
>Assuming Northern Canada couldn't be used as a stagging point
>Implying NATO fleet wouldn't honour its treaty obligations
Falklands n'shiet nigga
Europe's military apparatus is vestigial at best. NATO wouldn't have a chance without America taking the reins. This also presupposes a completely united Europe, which is far from a given. I'm sure many European states would rightfully recognize the immense toll a war against America would take and bow out. Europe's only tiny sliver of a chance would be completely united, so if even one major power bows out, the entire thing would likely collapse.
Also, America's military would already be deployed in Canada, making any campaign starting from the arctic (with its own unique logistical challenges Europe most likely can't meet) a risky proposition.
Outlaw donuts
I’d be bummed if that happened
>in exchange for their qualified females.
i think your on to something here
Canadians are our friends. we only need to remove the govt and unite with our Northern brothers and sisters
Anything to distract themselves from the fact that they're getting invaded by mexico and can't do anything about it.
>can't do anything about it
Except they fucking can. They just won't.
>Europe would pretty much immediately launch a counter offensive.
Those fucks don't have enough ammo for training exercises and lack the force projection capabilities to reach the U.S. Even if they got to the coast they'd be greeted by the coast guard and millions of Americans who have been fantasizing about shooting invading foreigners for decades. Canada is fucked.
>Officer fragging would rival Vietnam as US soldiers realize that they're the bad guys.
>implying there will be any days shed over the day of rake
Somebody not get their Tim Horton's today?
>What's with the American fetishism with invading Canada?
it's in our blood since the founding, the Constitution even has a clause covering the annexation of Canada
You better take care, if I find you been creeping round for my GL vinyls
I like them thick-haired French girls you got up there, make us some babies that snap the teeth off combs
We’re already annexing them culturally if that matters.
Dude, are you even aware of the absolute fucking state of Canada right now? I wouldn't be the only one to join the American freedom einzatsgruppen to round up liberals, socialists and other traitors. Although sadly this won't happen as US is heading towards smae directions as we do, only at slower pace.
Ahh, da U.P. eh?
AKA, Canada Lite.
>I think it's some kind of Canadian mosque
We should honestly give Quebec to the french in such an event as well as having the rest of the country annexed
Are you refering to Canada getting blacked and pooed?
>the Constitution even has a clause covering the annexation of Canada
[Desire to know more intensifies]
>Thinking europoors could project force into north America
Wew lad
Willy Pete and napalm would be great
Does anyone have the cap of the Canadian mish from one of these threads a while back?
french Canadians are the real Canadians
24/7 broadcast of our our main general in charge of "Operation Rake" eating a hockey stick.
nuke the maple reserves
Blacked on chinks
Every country has hard-ons on them fantasizing over invading neighbors
no one would care because nothing would change.
>implying Russians wouldn't join the party to counter us interests
They dont even need a heavy handed land invasion of the entire country. The US has the means to blockade every port, and completely shut down air traffic into Canada. After that the US just has to wait for their economy to crash and sue for peace.
Training is for niggers. When war starts Europe turns on it's genocide genes and mass rape mutts
>NATO fleet
The US has more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world combined. The US Airforce is the largest air wing in the world; the second largest is the US Navy.
Cuckold Port is the perfect name for Vancouver
You could probably annex everything west of Ontario and Ottawa wouldn't notice until the transfer payments to pay for Quebec's massively unsustainable social programs stop showing up.
Christ that comic was embarrassing
>implying US politics would be homogenous and not compromise the shot out of the operation like every other military campaign since Korea
Removing the war powers from the executive branch was a fucking mistake.
Russia doesn't have the capacity to get an army to the US.
What is foreign internal defense? The us isn’t the only kid on the block that can arm and train actual kids on the block to fight.
Canadians are pretty rude from my experience. I dunno where the stereotype of them being polite came from
Outlaw bagged milk. Force them to buy gallon jugs of milk.
I fucking hate that artstyle so much
My personal theory is that the stereotype of us being polite comes from us staring at the ground, trying not to slip on ice, that we get used to bumping into people. Having experienced it so often, we recognize the difficulty in not bumping into people and so try to get out of the way of someone else who is moving as they probably won't see us. When a collision does happen, both people feel guilty and apologize.
Us being dicks to Americans likely stems from most of our media being American, so we are constantly exposed to Americans cracking jokes about us to the point it gets grating. Whenever we deal with Americans, we then act as though the American we are dealing with is personally the one to have been insulting us our entire lives.
>Canadians are pretty rude from my experience. I dunno where the stereotype of them being polite came from
It's from their fear ritual. Whenever they fuck up, no matter how minor, they plead forgiveness from "Soary", which is their representative deity of the USA, a bald eagle.
So they're not really being polite, they are just living in fear of Soary (the Real Americans), and asking for forgiveness for being so weak and stupid.
You wouldn't dare! No... please, no, we will do anything you ask! Just not the bagged milk! Anything but that!
Where did you interact with them?
Fuck off, you filthy Pepsi.
You can have the bagged milk but no more anal from pajeets, slopes and muhamedamians, deal?
Vancouver and Seattle. I will say there was a shocking amount of beautiful women in Vancouver for some reason
>anal with subhumans
Please, I have standards
Thats right canuck! And one more word out of you and cheese curds go next! You'll be eating poutine with American cheese slices soon!
Vancouver is snob hipster central so I'm not surprised. I dunno, it's memes more than anything, I don't think Canadians are any more or less polite than anyone else, I've had nothing but positive and friendly encounters with all the Americans I've met.
annex? more like liberation
From my experience, my fellow Leafs are more superficially courteous, whereas all the Americans I've interacted with were more genuinely friendly.
Fuck bud, drop pamphlets and arms over Alberta and Saskatchewan and they'll do all the heavy lifting.
>implying they would put up a fight
>sticking your dick in a Canadian female
Dear god, don't!
That's Anchorage Alaska. and later on.
Fellow Canuck here, one tyranny is the same as another, and ameribros should be better than the current one sooo...
Honestly I would get along with most ameribros.
These are just idiots.
Burn their tim hortons.
Force you to convert from metric to standard too. Enjoy measuring your maple syrup out in ounces you filthy canooks.