UK Knife Laws

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>Wojak edit
>Standardized phone filename
>Preaching to the choir about something that comes up here daily
Yeah this needed to be its own thread.

Yeah. I just don't want to put her in a situation where she needs to slash the arms of some would-be assailant only to then get in trouble because she doesn't have a loicense for carrying around something she shouldn't be.

I mean, yeah.
>pic is close

What seems weird?

Your meme is lost on me. Something about brown people?

>snap snap

I'm glad you agree.

Oh, whoops, I forgot the picture.

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forget about the knife and breed with her

I'm leaving.

Based and redpilled. OP, it's time to fuck your cousin.

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No more fucking Limes.

I don't and you know I don't, this thread is dogshit and so are you but in the interest of contributing so I can maintain my superiority I'll point out that giving your sister the means to escalate a confrontation that she probably can't handle likely isn't going to end well. I ain't gonna hit you with that
>nobody wins a knife fight
shit because it's a garbage meme but maybe make EDC the only consideration here. There are plenty of knives that are specifically made to be UK legal, although the cops might still get their panties in a collective wad anyway.

Would smash.

just get her a swiss army knife

I see where you're coming from, but you seem to be under the impression that she's a moron with no critical thinking skills. My cat has claws, but doesn't scratch me.

Spyderco UKPK is what I'll get her.

Pic related but less makeup, bangs, thinner, and black turtleneck.

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>giving a girl literally anything for self protection
>having any faith at all they will actually use it instead of dropping it and running away
The fact that you think a 15 year old girl somehow wouldnt be overpowered in a heartbeat just because she has a knife is hilarious to say the very least.
A knife is only as good as protection as you allow it to be, like a gun. If you hand either to someone decently incompetent, dont expect it to do much for them.

>My cat has claws, but doesn't scratch me.
And how many times have you mugged your cat? I doubt your sister would pull a knife on someone who cut in front of her at the grocery store but that's not what you had in mind when you typed
>self-protection
in the OP, is it?

9/10 hot. Would bang.

Women can barely be trusted to use a firearm to defend themselves. I wouldnt exactly trust them with getting up close and personal with something like a knife.
Cause, you know, given the fact that to completely and utterly disable 99% of women you just need to grab their wrists and watch them tire themselves out from flailing in frustration.

It's as if you didn't read my post.

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And you think that because?

>thinking about getting my 15 year old cousin a knife for self protection and utility purposes
>guys why are you talking about self protection

Op said she was 15 bruh

get her one of these

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Very nice

Cousin or not you should breed that

So what? That’s around the time women start having sex, this thread is fake anyways OP doesn’t have some hot cousin that wants to live with him

You people will fuck anything on this board I swear

> put her in a situation where she needs to slash the arms of some would-be assailant only to then get in trouble because she doesn't have a loicense for carrying around something she shouldn't be.
>defending myself is illegal, guess I'll just die
Would you rather she be at the mercy of an attacker or in trouble for not having a loisence?

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>OP's cousin has 1.4 Million followers
>And is actually 19
@taaarannn

>reading comprehension: 0/10

Can you marry your cousin in bongland? If not, you can do it here.

reverse google search. shes an Instagram hoe. OP is a phony

>I can't read

Stop posting on Jow Forums, redditor.

Nerf gun

Then buy her one, what's the issue?

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What is reading comprehension for 500 Alex.

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I’m not jealous

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Sharia law demands that she needs a husband at 15.

It's only a cousin

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Cousins count too