Is this the most Jow Forums job you can get without dying for Israel?

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Is this the most Jow Forums job you can get without dying for Israel?

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This is only a news story because she's a cute girl

Pretty much. If she weren't pretty she'd just be some rando dropout with a mildly interesting story.

I DID NOT POST THIS BECAUSE I IMAGINED HAVING SEX WITH HER ON TOP OF THE DEER WE JUST BAGGED AND THEN COOKING IT TOGETHER AND HAVING A COMFY EVENING IN OUR CABIN OKAY?

>want to live off the grid
>first thing she does is get a camera crew
>women

>Tough, independent, masculine woman

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I always wonder, how do the media get ahold of these kinds of cases? Do they contact the press themselves?

:^)

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>shoots you in the head
>"Nothing personnel, misogynist"

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She prob likes black dudes.

Look at the arrogant grin and the beady eyes. I don't see how you guys can find that attractive. She also looks 13.

You gotta admit she's the queen of Jow Forums

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oh no that sounds horrible

>I don't see how you guys can find that attractive.
>She also looks 13

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All of which makes me want to grab her by the throat and force her to beg me to do it harder.

What's wrong /w you people

13 is prime.

>this adult woman looks young and cute, that's awful
whats wrong with YOU?

Hey, she only LOOKS 13. Which makes it perfectly okay.

Come on, be serious. Doesn't this image make you wonder about how much of a whore she must be?

What gun?

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Tis my point.

My point is that she doesn't look physically attractive. She is also repulsive because you can tell she's a whore.

>guy decides to go tranny so he can dominate womens track
>Name is semen caster
the absolute madman

T H I C C

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Disgusting

>‘But that suits me totally because age doesn’t matter,

>attention whores
>orbiting degenerates
>Rhodesia: the pinnacle of BLACKED
A perfect storm of a thread.

>My point is that she doesn't look physically attractive
I don't know man. She's kinda cute, and into Jow Forums shit.
I'd fuck her brains out.

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Some of you guys need a visit by the FBI.
The ATF as well - just for good measure.

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How are you going to fuck her when she's busy taking dog cock?

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A woman who's into /k things is not going to make a good wife. Even in this photo you posted shes wearing that expectant grin. She's nothing but a THOT. Only she's in Africa. Put 2 and 2 together, guy.

This guy's trackin.

>Even in this photo you posted shes wearing that expectant grin
Yes, she's smirking at basedboys like you who are not enough of a man to ravish her
>Only she's in Africa
D-do you know where Isle of Rum is?

Sako, probably a Sako 75, with some kind of oversized bolt. I thought it was a Tikka at first, but Tikka's have a smaller ejection port whereas Sako's are more open like that.

does she has some sort of face paralysis? why she keep doing that retard grin?

>ywn come back to your cabin after a hard day's mending fences to be greeted by this wildands huntress that looks like a teenager and doesn't mind that you're old enough to be her grandfather
Why even live?

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NO. SHE WOULD NEVER CONSENT TO SUCH DEGENERACY.

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I'd fuck her.

>smug pepe

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Thank you user, you are the reason why I keep coming back to Jow Forums

>how dare you find a young woman attractive, she's not in her proim I'm in my proim
have dilation

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>brown eyes
D R O P P E D

>Charlie said: ‘I have far more in common with the people who live I live with here – my best friend’s a 50-year-old man!
>She is probably railed on the daily by all the old men on the island
Post yfw

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>where Isle of Rum is
Pakistan ?

OK, this one here is a Tikka. She has good taste in boltibois at least.

She's smirking at all the orbiters she's accumulating (you).
Didn't know where Isle of Rum was. She's still prob loves black dudes.

>all white women are degenerate, not like my based Filipino wife
>My children are 1001% white

Scotland
isleofrum.com/

You:

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just dont catch her in teh nude

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Outdoors girls in big hiking boots do things for me.

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>queen of Jow Forums
>no penis

>Rhodo girl
>No short shorts.
>Blacks were fighting for Rhodesia.

Reported for doxxing to the mods, the NSA, the FBI, and my local rabbi.

I am unironically having a mini life crisis, even though I'm probably set for life atm.

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>ywn live the ultimate s/k//out/ lifestyle
>while still having a pussy and being able to squeeze validation from orbiters on Instagram

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lolol. Did you really expect to nail me with that one? How to you mentally calculate that I'm a racemixer in denial?

I'm already on the rope with the jannies.

I was make of joke
but such tiny islands are having worse demographic problems than most places
some also have travel limited permit to keep tourists from wrecking the place
would be nice to visit tho

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>but such tiny islands are having worse demographic problems than most places
>qt3.14 moves in

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This board is 90% Army pogs with Asian wives, hispanic teenager nogunz, and demoralization posting trannies. The remaining 10% are Aussies larping as Chink and Vatnik shitposters.

I mean, if she consents...

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A frightening makeup.
I think it's mostly American no-gun teens-20s who watch anime. The tranny lovers on here make me want to move to reddit.

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@charlieblance_
her IG


not that I'm encouraging y'all to be creeps

So how does one find a job like this? I feel like all the position you might find stateside would be taken since we're not faggots about owning funs

>wants to get away from tranny lovers
>by going to reddit
That's like wanting to escape feminine penis by moving to Bangkok, user.

Isn't the "guns" reddit just people posting pictures of guns minus all the faggotry that's tolerated on here?

God damn it, this is going to be /lit/'s encounter with the book reading librarian all over again.

The comments section is twice as cancerous

I don't know, things have been so fucking bad here lately that I'm willing to go looking for substitutes. Be it boomer BBS forums or extremely poorly laid-out news/image aggregates co-opted as a forum format.

Yeah but the fact that you'll occasionally see some nigger's hi point with jizz in the action is half the point, if you wanted to be a faggot you're free to leave at any time

From the little I've seen over there it seemed really vanilla and well-behaved. Like normal people.
I'm saying that I don't like the faggotry. Read.

you don't thot out and act shocked when creeps come

>this is going to be /lit/'s encounter with the book reading librarian all over again
What happened?

>acting like she doesn't love the attention
She's a gross THOT. Stop orbiting boys. That is all.

I give you
mis herp and miz derp
>this method works better with strait on photos

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Some homely-cutish librarian read books on Youtube. /lit/ found her channel and fostered her with their direct attentions.
She didn't last very long before deleting her channel.

>I've got her fb
>she appears to have had several accounts actually
>some date back to when she was in school
c-can I get in trouble for this?

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>Charlie Blance
>21 june 2013
>ask.fm
>Who was the last person you kissed?
>I haven't been kissed in a long time .-. My face is too ugly for that shit.

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Absolutely cancer

In case anyone doubts, it's her

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God DAMN I think my penis just had a brain aneurysm you guys.
>QT realizes that her college is a leftist degenerate cesspool and decides to forgo all that bullshit to move to a remote island and become a modern day Artemis
Think about it boys. There's no Starbucks on that island,no modern day conveniences. She went there simply because she decided that's the life for her. I both envy her conviction and want to berry my dick in her ass. Lord Jesus help my soul.

>she sounds like her hymen is still in tact
To this day that's one of the funniest things I've read on this God forsaken website. Anyone have the screencap?

Christ why is this shit so funny

>My face is too ugly for that shit.
She ain't wrong.

This holy shit
SHE IS LITERALLY Jow Forums

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I hereby detract all my previous statements and declare her the queen of Jow Forums

Okay well she fits right in I guess

And with one simple post on social media from 7 years ago, she has avoided having dozens of angry neets repeatedly messaging her telling her to drink bleach

Jow Forums will never cease to amaze me with its creepiness

that's not what you're supposed to say, desu

HOW CAN THIS BE REAL

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>your only competition is 50+ year old men
I am literally considering moving

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What biological defect causes you guys to orbit thots so hard?

>literal Jow Forums dream passes right in front of his eyes
>doesn't want to come and take it
What biological defect do YOU have?

You're not going to take anything, though. It's orbiting.