Some gay add bird is pecking on my house. I cannot shoot it with any of my rifles because neighborhood. I haven't owned a bb gun since I was a kid. What's good nowadays?
FAGGOT BIRD
shooting a woodpecker is a federal crime under the Federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Lethal management requires a permit from the US Fish and Wildlife Service
Just get a pellet gun from big5 or whatever sports Store is around, problem solved.
Have you tried the good old bait and snare?
It's not a woodpecker. I think it's a faggot blue Jay. Also I dont give a fuck. I murdered hundreds of red headed woodpeckers with my friends when I was a kid. Eat shit. I do what I want.
This.
Pretty much any cheap Chinese springer is going to get the job done for short ranges around the house/yard.
>confessing your crimes online
Oof
Blue jays are also protected by the Federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Punishment for harming a jay are up to 6 months in prison and a $5,000 fine.
daisy powerline 880 aka the silent squirrel slayer
ITT: user goes to jail
Aguila Colibri if the neighbors are nosy, CCI CB Long if they aren't. A cheap bolt action .22 like Savage MK2 is the most versatile pest removal tool.
use a non-lethal option, like pepper spray
Reported.
Calling the police on you and myself
Electric fly swatter or a salt rifle
Tack a little metallic streamer to the house, it scared the bird away.
Find the nest and hit it with a garden hose.
Jokes on you I shot a woodpecker with an air rifle this morning.
Fuck the migratory bird act asshole woke me up at 6.
Snake load, subsonic 22, blue burning laser - all of which work fine for canines, should work on mini dinosaurs.
I admire your grit but shouldn’t admit to crimes
have fun in jail I have reported you to the police
let me know if you need an expert in bird law op
You are going to be Tyrone bitch.
I have Bob Loblaw on retainer. This was so long ago that the statute has run out. Not my fault their heads are the same color as a bullseye.