what is the point of this branch? Army, Navy, and Air Force already have everything covered
What is the point of this branch? Army, Navy, and Air Force already have everything covered
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To needlessly bloat the budget so it's easier for you and your friends to pocket a few million dollars without anyone noticing
To say oorah
So you can make a bitch thread once every few weeks.
To be the least-cucked branch in existence.
>he hasn't read Krulak's "want" quote
Every bureaucracy wants to expand.
They started as an expeditionary army in the musket era, and once the real army came along, they instantly understood they had to win the public relations battle.
Why are marines always the most retarded looking at MEPS?
no juan, screaming "semper fi" while the corporal diddles your cornhole does not make you the least cucked branch
>what is the point of this branch?
to die for israel
oh wait, thats every branch
That's not what happens. Legitimate homosexual hazing does pretty much only happens at 8th and I.
>imagine actually dying in the military
Kek non pogs are actually retarded just get a realistic job like IT and gtfo
>They started as an expeditionary army in the musket era
They're all cucked. Chocolate Nixon wanted to turn the military into a progressive institution, and he seems to have succeeded.
I was IT in the USMC, make mad fucking bank now, and lived the greatest of POG lives, even on deployment.
Oh look, its the weekly Army cope thread.
stop same fagging
I’m not same fagging you faggot
Know any intel guys? I’m considering enlisting on an intel contract, but I don’t want to be completely surrounded by retards for 5 years.
Yea, I can use my cell phone and get on data too faggot.
Once again, stop samefagging in your own Army cope thread. We are all aware how shit you are.
America is weird. Most nations Marines are some kind of specialist or special forces unit. American Marines are crayon eating shock troops who primarily exist to beat their chest and get sent into combat. I don't understand it either.
t. American.
It's for the felons,mentally ill, and other retards who cant pass the ASVAB for the other services.
Angry jarhead spotted
dude cigars ok, just cigars alright,relax here ok
>t. barbary pirate
You mean the coast guard right? Because that’s the most based branch
REMINDER THE MARINES ARE STATISTICALLY THE WHITEST BRANCH.
what a POG faggot
>pog
>bad
Kek enjoy wasting your time
Same reason the army has boats and the navy has planes. Because fuck you.
The space force is more real than u, fgt.
absolutely seething, what do you fags even do all day? Just waste money on retarded exercises? The coast guard actually serves this country instead of engaging in meaningless international conflicts that only benefit Israel
someone has to suck all that black dick! it ain't gonna suck itself.
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>REMINDER THE MARINES ARE STATISTICALLY THE WHITEST BRANCH.
lol'd
that would be the coast guard fallowed by the Air Force
Funnily enough, the USMC beats out the USAF.
I wasnt kidding.
They really are the whitest, and also youngest (avgerage age) branch.
Hey, so I've been seeing this cigars stuff pop up in like 3 threads now. Wtf is it?Also, cigarillo master race.