What's the biggest weapon you can concealed carry?

What's the biggest weapon you can concealed carry?

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depends on what you're wearing

this
you can conceal a full length rifle if you are wearing a retarded trench coat

Eww. Doesn't she poop from there?

My cock nigga

In the winter there's no reason why you can't conceal a Desert Eagle or a S&W 500.

I seriously doubt it

Probably a bullpup SBR/SBS. I can barely conceal a KSG, but like 2, 3 inches or so sticks out of the bottom through my coat. Also pretty thick, you think your conceal carry handgun prints. Try hiding a shotgun under a coat. Sub-2000 easily conceals under a jacket, obviously. Maybe an AR pistol with a PDW brace.

Girls don't poop

Post sauce and/or more

women are disgusting, they'll do anything for money, or just the promise of money

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Not right now she dont.

men do that, too. hardcore. i know i'm one of them, and you're a liar if you say you wouldn't either for millions of bucks

I can say with absolute certainty that there are plenty of men who are just as buttslutty for money.

guise, seriously guise

I'm always pontificating on Jow Forums that if they're just lifting for chicks they'd be better spending their time on Jow Forums. Fortunately for me they're all gay.

If I posted my dragon dildo up my ass I'd get spotted because I know for a fact my mom browses this board.

Back to the tranny discord you faggot

Who cares post it anyway

who dis?

I only carry an authentic katana. Its totally authentic. Check how perfect the hamon is.

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You know you want to post it otherwise why bring it up. Post stuffed heinie

hamon? me gusta

May Marmalade, she's an old camwhore. Just Google her.

I don't think that trannies would conspire to shitpost with straight vanilla porn bub.

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Millions of bucks is one thing, women will become complete whores for shit less than 100.

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Enjoy your ban

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the absolute STATE of this "man"

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I can't believe this thread has been up for an hour.

The absolute country of the jannies.

do you have any photo that wasn't taken in 2005

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It's because he's busy masturbating.

B& when?

Thank God Jow Forums isn't NSFW, we'd get no arguing done.

You have nasty ass pimples and are a disgusting pervert faggot. Carry on.

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jannies too busy starting threads about iran

I can't fit a 3mm prostate simulator up my ass, but this bitch fit a boulder in hers. Life is unfair

I don't think shitcoin speculators are all that great with women either.

God dammit. Why do all those threads have to turn into garbage? I swear to god, it's the only time Jow Forums is AGAINST going to war.

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You just need to relax and use plenty of lube. I believe in you, user.

I would too. Don't tell me you wouldn't put stuff up your ass on camera if it could pay your rent.

Mods be sleepin. I really want to post mp4s.

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who the fuck knows?
anti-americanism and obsession with kikes?
my theory is sound though. mods and jannies start these threads which is why shit like this stays up, which is fine because i dont really dont care. rule cucks need to be gone.

I use a shit ton of lube, but I think my anxiety is a problem. I can get my 2.5mm one there, but it doesn't do anything for me. Guess I'll just keep plugging away.

You need to push like you're trying to take a dump for the entry. It sounds counter intuitive, but that's how you do it.

what are you, gay?

That actually makes sense, I'll have to try it when my wife is out of the house.

You should ask for her help instead.

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id shove shit up my ass too if i really needed the money

Dunno why you can't you believe it. We had a guy who shove a mosin bolt up his ass, the thread lasted almost a week.

no thats my mom!

That guy who shoved an AK grip up his ass too.

it was probably a mod
they have no money so of course it would be a mosin

Do you do any previous fingering? you're supposed to ease in slowly with a finger and wiggling it around until you can stop clenching at will

She hates butt play. Just last night I tried sticking my pinkie in her butthole while she slept, it was a no go.

>Just last night I tried sticking my pinkie in her butthole while she slept, it was a no go.

Fucking anyone would hate having something stuck in their ass by surprise, dry, while they slept.

Are you retarded?

based retard

>this thread has been up for nearly 2 hours

MODS HAVE FORSAKEN US

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>Dry
What makes you think she was dry? but yes, I am.

They’ve blessed us with glorious ass

>MODS ARE ASLEEP POST ZINCS

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People don't lube their asses before going to sleep and assholes are not self lubricating.

At least, not in hygienic ways.

OP could have posted something a lot worse.

Idk, same idea as greasing a fun. Lube up the asshole to keep is smooth and clean

But I caressed her pussy for a while before, there was some lube left over. I'm not a completely insensitive lover.

HE ACTUALLY DID IT

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s-oys won't pay for dat

now that's a pistol. *sip*

Butt-play is faggot teir, she wants to get Preggy, not get AIDS

I already impregnated the bitch. It's why I can only buy 3 guns a year.

Remember the guy who slammed on SKS bolt shut on the tip of his penis?

user, you're doing it wrong. You want her to stick things up your butt, right? Just ask her to do that.

I did. She says she won"t do it because "poop comes from there."

I guess you're out of luck then. You could always try eating her out and bugging her about it until she relents.

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That's the plan. She wasn't into dress up, but I forced her into it.

tfw retards like this are getting married and you're still alone.
At least tell us she's ugly, user. Just to make it hurt less if nothing else.

Good man. Keep at it and someday she might just fuck you in the ass with a big rubber cock while cosplaying.

Consider it inspiration. If our room temperature IQ friend can snag a slag then you can too.

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That's a good way of seeing it, I guess. Probably better to see it as inspiring than injustice.

Nah man, she's pretty good looking. 5'1" 89 lbs. Small tits, but nice nonetheless. It's a nice life when you have a actual personality.

>If our room temperature IQ friend can snag a slag then you can too.
No, he can't

Not even that user but in this day and age i'm legitimately too scared of women to try, especially being a mid-20s millennial living in a big city, it's like opening a liquor store in Chicago.