Post autistic things you do, but keep it Jow Forums related

Post autistic things you do, but keep it Jow Forums related.

>Whenever i buy a new pistol or rifle, specifically from WW2
>I like to make sure it's empty, point the pistol to my head and pull the trigger, and then switch it around and look down the barrel as i pull the trigger and hear the *click*
>I try to imagine what it was like to be on the receiving end of the gun, and feel what the soldier who probably died by this gun felt
>Do the same thing with my rifles, put it down butt end and have it between my legs, with my right foot on the trigger
>I again, try to think and feel what the soldier felt and what many other soldiers in WW2 felt to die by the rifle (For instance, if i am doing it with a K98, i pretend to be a Russian soldier)
>Sometimes even have a small play before i pull the trigger, "HALT, I AM A GERMAN SOLDIER, BUT I DER SURRENDER DO NOT SHOOT ME!
>FORGIVE, I WAS FORCED BY MY SUPERIOR, I WISH TO TAKE BACK WHAT I DID!
>British soldier: Paybacks a bitch, Nazi fucker, time to die
>*Click* while i have a MK4 NO1 between my legs with the muzzle pointed between my eyes
>And then i pretend to be dead for a minute or so and then resume my daily activities

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I clean my weapons after every trip to the range.

i mean, if you're shooting blackpowder it's kinda mandatory to do that otherwise it's pretty stupid

It saddens me that we will never hear your negligent discharge story and your statistic will be used by gun grabbers.

Won't ever happen, as i double check to make sure the firearms are empty.

Weapons maintenance is never stupid

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i often look at people walking by my house through my scope

I LOVE loading mags. Somewhere in my head it's like I'm in the middle of a Load Up scene in an action movie.

Seconding this. I like taking the guns apart and getting everything squeaky clean and reoiling it all. I look forward to cycling the gun a couple times once everything is clean and running smooth.

this is an advanced for of autism

>Cleaning gun in the back yard because it's a nice day and I can
>Take magnifier off gun
>Think I see something on it and inspect
>Cant see it too well so hold up and peer through it
>Nah, looks good. Must have been a weird reflection.
>Focus eye through magnifier
>Neighbor in the back playing with his kids
>Except now he's scowling at me through the magnifier
>Realize I've been staring at him with it ever since I held it up to inspect it
>tfw

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Anyone else love bright flashlights? I fucking love playing with my 1000 lumen flashlight, every time dark hits, and i go out in the backyard i bring it with me and shine it on thing,s up in the sky, at the trees etc..

>sometimes I’ll mutter some bits and phrases in russian, german, or polish, such as whenever my shooting sucks or something happens
>inspect whatever it is I am about to shoot and what I am shooting with
>just look around with whatever telescopic sight I have, attached and detatched
>feel fury towards bill cunton for cucking us out of a decent AK market, the as val, and the mp412, amongst other things
>purposefully look for low cost/poorfag weapons to see which ones will become the new nugget/cheap AK, and to satisfy my “it just werks” boner

I jog my neighborhood in full combat loadout with a folding AK on my back

>walking down street
>imagine that an MG nest suddenly appears on X floor of X building and starts spraying
>plan my response

>work on 13th floor
>regularly look out of window
>there's Homer, there's Homer too, that's also Homer etc.

>throw things (usually bundled pairs of socks) into rooms like it was a grenade
bounce them of walls for trick shots

>play 'fuck or kill' in my mind with women I see on the street (attractive=fuck, ugly=kill)
>must imagine the details of the outcome either way

>use rifle scope out of back window can see large wooded valley
>call in imaginary airstrikes on unsuspecting residential properties etc.

I'm outwardly normal, I swear.

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i cant resist not having a gun with me when watching an action movie or horror
i bought snap caps just for this.

I can dream.

Kys nogun.

>throw things (usually bundled pairs of socks) into rooms like it was a grenade

mate I thought I was the only one who did that, it's such a relief to know I'm not alone.

I throw socks like grenades too.

>Glance around. Just in case there may be spectators
>No, I'm coo
>Mumble "Fire in the hole" and bounce socks off the door into the center of the room
>tfw the dog trots out of the room all waggy and happy carrying the socks

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>milsurp
>autism
Checks out

Like retarded father, like son.

Pretty much exactly what does but add in genuinely enjoying military rations to the mix.
>not enough cheeki for this breeki