Post autistic things you do, but keep it Jow Forums related.
>Whenever i buy a new pistol or rifle, specifically from WW2 >I like to make sure it's empty, point the pistol to my head and pull the trigger, and then switch it around and look down the barrel as i pull the trigger and hear the *click* >I try to imagine what it was like to be on the receiving end of the gun, and feel what the soldier who probably died by this gun felt >Do the same thing with my rifles, put it down butt end and have it between my legs, with my right foot on the trigger >I again, try to think and feel what the soldier felt and what many other soldiers in WW2 felt to die by the rifle (For instance, if i am doing it with a K98, i pretend to be a Russian soldier) >Sometimes even have a small play before i pull the trigger, "HALT, I AM A GERMAN SOLDIER, BUT I DER SURRENDER DO NOT SHOOT ME! >FORGIVE, I WAS FORCED BY MY SUPERIOR, I WISH TO TAKE BACK WHAT I DID! >British soldier: Paybacks a bitch, Nazi fucker, time to die >*Click* while i have a MK4 NO1 between my legs with the muzzle pointed between my eyes >And then i pretend to be dead for a minute or so and then resume my daily activities
i often look at people walking by my house through my scope
Jeremiah Torres
I LOVE loading mags. Somewhere in my head it's like I'm in the middle of a Load Up scene in an action movie.
Blake Jenkins
Seconding this. I like taking the guns apart and getting everything squeaky clean and reoiling it all. I look forward to cycling the gun a couple times once everything is clean and running smooth.
Cameron Reyes
this is an advanced for of autism
Christopher Bell
>Cleaning gun in the back yard because it's a nice day and I can >Take magnifier off gun >Think I see something on it and inspect >Cant see it too well so hold up and peer through it >Nah, looks good. Must have been a weird reflection. >Focus eye through magnifier >Neighbor in the back playing with his kids >Except now he's scowling at me through the magnifier >Realize I've been staring at him with it ever since I held it up to inspect it >tfw
Anyone else love bright flashlights? I fucking love playing with my 1000 lumen flashlight, every time dark hits, and i go out in the backyard i bring it with me and shine it on thing,s up in the sky, at the trees etc..
Mason Cox
>sometimes I’ll mutter some bits and phrases in russian, german, or polish, such as whenever my shooting sucks or something happens >inspect whatever it is I am about to shoot and what I am shooting with >just look around with whatever telescopic sight I have, attached and detatched >feel fury towards bill cunton for cucking us out of a decent AK market, the as val, and the mp412, amongst other things >purposefully look for low cost/poorfag weapons to see which ones will become the new nugget/cheap AK, and to satisfy my “it just werks” boner
Logan Clark
I jog my neighborhood in full combat loadout with a folding AK on my back
Blake Rivera
>walking down street >imagine that an MG nest suddenly appears on X floor of X building and starts spraying >plan my response
>work on 13th floor >regularly look out of window >there's Homer, there's Homer too, that's also Homer etc.
>throw things (usually bundled pairs of socks) into rooms like it was a grenade bounce them of walls for trick shots
>play 'fuck or kill' in my mind with women I see on the street (attractive=fuck, ugly=kill) >must imagine the details of the outcome either way
>use rifle scope out of back window can see large wooded valley >call in imaginary airstrikes on unsuspecting residential properties etc.
i cant resist not having a gun with me when watching an action movie or horror i bought snap caps just for this.
Aiden Fisher
I can dream.
Anthony Green
Kys nogun.
Luis Watson
>throw things (usually bundled pairs of socks) into rooms like it was a grenade
mate I thought I was the only one who did that, it's such a relief to know I'm not alone.
Austin Baker
I throw socks like grenades too.
>Glance around. Just in case there may be spectators >No, I'm coo >Mumble "Fire in the hole" and bounce socks off the door into the center of the room >tfw the dog trots out of the room all waggy and happy carrying the socks