in exchange for a sick ass crown like this?
Would you willingly join a cult
Asher Walker
Daniel Bennett
No crazy like Korean crazy.
Hudson Davis
a e s t h e t i c
Levi Allen
Whats with the random jew to the left of the pillow
Brayden Ortiz
Oh, that's just Mr.Noseberg. Don't mind him, he just pops in from time to time. His wife makes great peanut butter rice krispie treats.
Josiah Sullivan
>no primers
his faith is weak.
Brandon Cruz
>ruled by a gook
>not a war cult
>no blood sacrifices
>no sweet ass temples
>no murder Jow Forumsube
>no prayers for strength in battle
>no sweet battle cries/chants
>all you get is a gay ass crown
>have guns at least
No way fag.
Noah Anderson
is that Church of AR15?
Zachary Rivera
No.
Blake Peterson
[Pipe organ music intensifies]
Dominic Watson
I could make a better crown myself.
Levi Howard
>Not starting, leading, and prospering in your own cult with a sick ass crown.
Evan Thomas
>not forming your own cult and killing all the other cults
Caleb Jenkins
I worship the monolith in exchange I get divine wisdom and the warming glow of the monolith.
David Turner
A cult of gun toting roof koreans... well I can't say I'm not tempted.
Colton Watson
>worshiping a literal monkey's paw
lmaoing at ur life
Xavier James
I worship Mars.
I'm serious.
Best worship, hands down.
Mars rules!
Nicholas Ortiz
i feel like i've heard that story a time or two
Lucas Johnson
i kinda wouldn't mind just to have a story to tell. like some jim jones type shit
Colton Watson
>zip ties through the action
Not Jow Forums enough. A true Jow Forums religion would have those loaded.
Benjamin Carter
If i can have mass-a-gee with one of those fine gals on the right, im joining. Kam sa ham ni da!
Jace Anderson