/FL/ THREAD

>Lovebugs reach nuclear plant
>What? Your lovebugs are evolving.jpg
>They become the size of a soccer moms van
>Massacre the Miami dade region
What do? Florida anons?

Call Florida man. He'll know just how to save the day. He just needs to wake up from his heroin nap.

Abandon the state, it belongs to them now.

>wake up

they just seized like 4 pounds of fentanyl here in Brevard this week

Launch Love Bug MIRVs

Get a boat and go out to the ocean. A little dinghy with a good outboard would do well. And get a buoy and enough line to go to your desired range and mount your target on the buoy and tow it out and start shooting into the ocean.

Lol u right. They r definitely fucking

This lovebug season reminds me of 80's/90's era lovebug seasons. I haven't seen them in these numbers in years.

I just went out and slapped that outside of my house for 15 minutes with a flip flop.

Have you tried Titusville? Also, look up Triple N Ranch in St Cloud. It's a bit of a drive from Brevard but might be up your alley.

What are the maritime laws related to shooting? Would I have to go more than 15 miles outside of the maritime exclusion zone to shoot without having the coastguard faggots ruining my day, or can I shoot within eyeshot of the beach as long as Im facing away?

Heaviest season I can remember, they are everywhere.

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they swarm like this every decade or so, well probably get a bunch of those little blue caterpillars soon.

> be me
> open door for literally 1 second
> a fly the size of a doberman waltzes in
oh_heck.sql
> get nerfgun
> the type that loads like a nugget and shoots those tiny yellow golfballs
> fly goes in my room because fly
> follow it
> close the door
> it buzzes into the corner of the window and lands
> aim, turn my face away in case it splats
peace was never an option

>>Massacre the Miami dade region
Congratulate them as heroes
Sacrifice a Cuban virgin to their king every 3rd sunday

Come leave on the shore brother. We dont have any

>Localized lovebug flights can number in the millions. The slow, drifting movement of the insects has been described as almost reminiscent of snow fall except that, unlike snow, the flies also rise into the air.
THIS IS NOT NATURAL

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New Yorker here, moving down to shit up your state and there isn't a thing you can do about it.

just don't vote blue ever
I-talian new yorkas are based but only if they're redpilled

Ask the Australians

The rest of you Jews are already here. I’ll never understand why you would leave a garbage heap and proceed to make your next nest resemble the old heap.

hmm a laser perhaaps but then it woudl blind you
hmm if they ojnly have sex once in there life you can start releasing hmm nutured ones hmm do they respond to sound also hmm the school fags will take care of it soo hmm jsut injoy your local child love pit

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>Italian

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DDT

myfwc.com/hunting/safety-education/shooting-ranges/palm-beach/

Because oy vey i joist can’t take tha cowld anymoah. Boy tha wayee, New York does evah-rything bettah just you watch with moi good ideahs I’ve got to change flah-rida

Vacuum cleaner

>lovebugs bother him
Get the fuck out northerner lmao. Lovebugs are cute as fuck. Lovebugs don't even count as bugs in Florida.

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Anyone know if there is a FL Jow Forums discord?

There is but they kicked me out

they are bad here in Louisiana as well. we just set out vinegar traps with a piece of watermelon in it, they suffocate inside

>actually being concerned about how someone that posts on Jow Forums and is fleeing their leftists run and ruined shithole will vote
You have no reason for concern. I have a few thousand stashed away for guns and gun related purchases the second I'm a free man.

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This doesn't help one bit.
Ideally I want to find someplace out of the way- I'm tired of dealing with public ranges. Just find a decent place, nice big backstop, and shoot quietly.

so buy some land? not sure why this is florida's problem

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I'd love to but as a suburban retard I don't have this option. There are 2 gun ranges inside of a 30 minute drive. It's all controlled ranges and nowhere to just shoot like a retard (safely, like a retard, but without fudd rules, including drawing from holster, moving around, not crowded, etc)

>love bugs become rape bugs
We didn't listen

239 here

fuck love bugs, fuck this county, fuck this state
i want out

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meant for

That's not even the start to a good weekend for him.

I went for a drive and these retarded fuckers absolutely coated my windshield
how are they not extinct yet?

>live in Miami for all my life
>literally never heard of lovebugs

It’s a good feel.

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>live in miami
>good feel

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You reminded me now, fuck. Fuck Miami, I don’t even like latinas.

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Get dug in and wait it out
Eventually the military would react and exterminatus the super Turks
Best part is, the bugs will kill Most of the scum that pases as "population" here, a Florida with less people would be great.

They fuck harder than rabbits. There's a reason they're called love bugs.

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Jow Forumsommandos
we must harvest lovebugs as a food source, imagine all the gainz from the protein

>frog detected