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Yeah, especially that nickel plated 1911 with mother of pearl grips, that the bastard in the center waves. Where did he get it?

There's no other army with the same enthusiasm.

Maybe it's a captured 1911 from the Korean war that was later decorated?

They hold a spiral of bullets.

I think that's a Hi-Power or clone of some sort.

Thanks Bro. never saw that before, wonder if they jam up frequently.

The ceremonial AKs are sexy

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They make copies locally.

Does he actually jack off to it?

Who knows? it's not like they're ever used in combat. They just look cool and give off an aura of competency.

1. it's the internet, so rule 34 says it either there is either porn about it or it is the porn
2. it's a better story if he's doing the dirty

Sounds like a fucking nightmare honestly. You'd have to keep it in tip top shape at all fucking times and any blemishes show up like a sore thumb.

Would make a good trophy weapon if war where to break out

>admit that the DPRK has the most Jow Forums-tier armed forces of all time
lol, idiot faggot.

too bad your government would throw you into prison if you try

Who the fuck brings the shiny gun to training.... fucking Jow Forumstards thats who.

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Not hard to smuggle shit back into the states if you have a bit of brains. Being on good terms with your company quartermaster makes it REALLY fucking easy.

Conscripts have +5 Ballistic Skill so I'm not worried

Its a gift from some general.
>your unit did good
>have a chrome AK

From what I'm reading most of them are given out by supreme leader personally.

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Just realized that Best Korea's anachronistic depictions of American troops are somewhat accurate now that the pinks & greens are making a comeback.

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Is it really "enthusiasm"?

Or is it "If you even show a hint of a spark of a whiff of non-complete obsequience we'll murder you, your family, your extended family, your past family, and your future family with anti-aircraft guns"?

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>ywn invade North Korea
>ywn kidnap a nork cutie
>ywn fatten her up with American cuisine and let her wobble past nork military leaders as a cultural victory march

Am sad now

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Not a single fucking smile.

Me being a retard and all, i thought the woman had an arrow stuck in her at first glance.

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lmoa, arrow to the twat.

>gigantic Jew noses
Norks aren't that redpilled, a-are they?

That's just how they perceive whitey.

.. Isn't that magazine in the way of that folding stock?

Wrong, red shirt lady in the back holding the camera is smiling.
>“Oh look at my darling Sui-Long-Cide driving the MRLS truck, he make me so proud”.

I was a little sad when Kim switched to an economy first program after the development of nuclear weapons, because it clearly meant seeing less new cool shit at parades. Seeing Nork equipment diverge from the rest of the world's over time as they adjusted to being a pariah and their staggering defense needs was cool. Like it's nice that fewer people are starving and all but think of the first time you saw a manpad strapped to a tank. Shit's a religious experience.

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that nose kek

>Carved Chrome of Sacred War
>+1 damage, +1 charisma
>+25% additional damage against unholy and undead (Americans, Imperialists, etc.)
>+50% additional damage against mind-controlled or possessed units (South-Koreans, Japanese)
>This item, one of few in a brotherhood of twelve, forged in the fires of Paektu Mountain has been awarded the most distinguished warriors of the Hermit Kingdom since the Age of the First Anti-Sadae. When awarded, the merited Songun warrior must continue outdo himself as his position and honour --and as such his right to possess his sacred neo-arquebus-- is placed under challenge by the achievements of others.
>This particular example, #5 'Roses', has been passed through the hands of seventeen warriors, among them the renowned Kim Chwa-chin.

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Those are CZ-75 clones that they manufacture locally

Well, you ain't underfolding with that fucking mag

nevrar foregt.

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Based discoposter

Me in the back right

I'd like one Type 98-1, please.

That kid in the truck knows what no one else does: the glorious leader trusted him with all five nuclear bottle rockets in the DPRK arsenal. If the villainous south was to invade, he was to destroy the people in this parade, preventing them from falling to enemy hands.

Nice

No, the actual buttplate swings out of the way, at least on Soviet underfolders. The norks could have fucked it up and you have to pull the mag to deploy.

>these uniforms
This is clearly supposed to be combat training as judged by all the camouflage and shit
So why are all they wearing outfits that look more like parade outfits than combat uniforms

Most likely never meant to actually be deployed. Its a show piece, a power piece. It may even not be loaded, or loaded with like 3 rounds.

It's also unslung. So yea, I'd akin this to like Palace Guards a show force, with the real defences around the corner

Dude, IDC, that thing is fucking bad ass.

10 years in the army and I never was allowed to carve cool propaganda and country symbols into my rifle. :(

they are right about the USA being jews.

Looks like fucking IDF xD

I like to imagine capitalism as a vile disease and North Korea is like the last country to hold out against the Jew bankers takeover of their nation, economy, and culture. Our machines pump out propaganda to make them into a boogy man. Does NK commit crimes against its people? Sure, but would it be as bad if they actually had food and aid? And look at the US, a nation of constant warmongering that's committed some of the worst, most horrific acts of war. Or China, enslaving millions, committing a religious genocide and cultural genocide right now, killing millions, and forcefully harvesting organs from prisoners of conscious, but they are the wests biggest trade partner.

The worlds fucked, but NK isn't the boogyman the governments try and say they are. There are nations that commit insane acts evil while patting themselves on the back as if they where righteous.

Based Kim Jong-Un

That navy uniform is great looking

Is this not china?

based schizoposter

no, north korea. china has overcome that look for like 30 or 40 years now

>mfw NK has perhaps the largest well-preserved collection of all kinds of funs dated across more than a century

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