*walks into your gunshop*
*walks into your gunshop*
>That will be $350 good sir
9 milahmeter ooooozi
All of them.
Only what you see pal.
>walks into your gun shop
>tfw you will never walk into a gun store and buy a DAEWOO USAS-12 and walk out with it the same day.
God, the fact that this and the Street Sweeper were both designated as DD's because they're scary and 'saulty is utter horseshit.
this is Sarah. Pick up if you're there! I'm at this place on Pico Boulevard called Tech Noir. I'm really scared. I think that there's somebody after me.
why dont we have phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range yet???
"Sorry, sir, I will only provide the ammunition you requested following your purchase."
Just what you see pal.
source please
"Sorry sir. Ten day waiting period for all Lazer weapon purchases"
Nice night for a walk, eh?
>mfw I get new funz
>9 milahmeter ooooozi
Fuck you
>da oooozie nein millemeeeda
Damn, I must rewatch that. Noticed recently that I should rewatch GitS, too.
radiosvoboda.org
Russia is testing a low-level nuclear weapon - US intelligence
Literally an entire board for your degeneration. Actually 6 board I can think of where you can post this.
*walks into your gun shop*
>mfw I realised Kyle Reese is actually a zoomer
Kick his ass right out. You can smell the self entitled incel coming through his pores.
>in non-anime thread
>anime fag: hurr.... rhuhr.... must post animu butt..... pantsu... yeah. .heheh....
Based Wojak poster.
>These right here will zip through the soft armor most police use!
What movie is this?
Looks like we close early.
You're not a postal worker, are you?
Either weak bait or retarded but just in case it's the latter then Jumanji
Based and dubspilled
just what you see pal
You came into the wrong gunshop, motherfucker.
You with the postal service?
I see no problems with that.
Van Pelt is best customer
Hey, just what you see, pal
Nice night for a walk.
how do you think his interaction in the store was like?
I'm very sorry sir but the store is closing
>tfw you will never walk into a gun store and buy a gun and walk out with it the same day
Fuck California
You done fucked up user.
nobody needs to know
>capcha: storefronts
>brings the gunshop to you
This scene deserves to be as memed as the gun store in Terminator
This needs to be a new board meme.
sidenote: I just realized he was also in Tombstone
“Think I might close early, today.”
Let me blow your mind by telling you he was also in Aliens.
>punches through your chest
“Sir they stopped making these in 1906.”
Before you save me
Just wait your turn, look at me now
Steady as we burn
It was all for love
Just move yourself, drop it back now
And push it out in front
The pinnacle of peak 80's aesthetics.
REVOLVERS!!
Hey, you can't do that!
How can the 2010's even fucking compete?
I hope the 2020's bring back some semblance of aesthetics.
>MFW I picked up a gun 2 weeks ago on my lunch break, was in and out in less than 15 minutes, but I also know it won't last because the big cities in TX are slowly ruining it for the state as a whole, mostly because of people moving here from California who are used to spending 2x to 5x what our houses cost
>drop-kicks him in the back
I tell that liberal commie faggot to gtf outta my store
Revolvers :^)
>paying retail like a nigger instead of having 2 weeks patience to earn a +15% return (literally 250% APR).
Jumanji
In b4 your coin crashes
>Zoomers will be the generation that defeats skynet
>They'll be dabbing and flossing on skynets HQ while their boomer commanders enjoy a celebratory round of pre war zero ultra monster
>airsoft
>based
>saw Perturbator live
>the crowd chanted this bit in unison when they play Tech Noir
YOU'VE GOT ME BURNIN
YOU'VE GOT ME BURNIN
YOU'VE GOT ME BURNIN
IN THE THIRD DEGREE
>Perturbator
Miss me with that gay shit, take this:
youtube.com
>*sees customer loading shells before he buys*
>"ah excited to try her out are we? ill just put those on your tab m8 btw whats the name?"
whats the name his CPU generates Jow Forums ?
How much?
Based people poster
Sir somebody found you suspicious, and we have to do a red flag search on your bags. PLEASE tell me you didnt bring any guns.
Faggots