Future U.S. and Russia conflict

>future U.S. and Russia conflict
>you get deployed
>mother fucker lands behind you

what do you do in the seconds before you become obliterated
do you even stand a chance?

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Curse 2CR

i literally just teleport behind him

I Live in Poland, we eat shit as this at breakfast since 966 AD. Murica fags so scared :D

poke him in the bicep with a needle and watch him fly away like a untied balloon.

Russia’s HIV epidemic is bad enough to the point where they have to send clip art in as their soldiers? I think I’ll be fine.

>BLYAAAAAaaaaaAaaaaaAaaTT

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Look at this Nigga.
>has rickets
>heavy drinker
>implying i didnt shoot him on his way down
>inb4 gina code

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silly burgers think they can stop power of russian VDV,
go back to you're japanese cartoon. funny for us, russia has experience fighting cartoon of japan

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YELL VERY LOUDLY

ROOSKA STRONK

ME SUCK YOU DICK DA ?

this will increase your life expectancy by 50%

Why does everyone keep pushing the war with Russia meme? Jow Forums used to be immune to this bullshit, now it's getting shilled again.

Wypierdalaj.

schools out for summer in russia too yes ?

Дa, paзвe этo нe oчeвиднo?

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if i get deployed to Russia, can i crash at your house, i speak a little russian. Pozhaluiste? I need someone to help me make okroshka.

pwkiajh pakjdj oajwdj jawijfi

I welcome any burger to come and become part of slavic people.
It is good you reject american way and american macdonalds and come to eat okroshka. okroshka very good. i can show how make pilmeni, borsch, kalbasa, shashlik, anything my friend. if you ever in chelyabinsk region make friend and ask for vitya baranov he is known well in area. if you get number of vitya ask for iosif and say you are Jow Forums. he know what you talking about and will give info on how to find

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Just shoot him with 12 gauge buckshot

I look him right in the eyes, nod, and offer him some of my sunflower seeds.

I laugh cause its all synthol, and soon he will maim himself

Reminder that we're going to war after Trump and Pence get thrown in federal prison.
Facists go on the front lines.

holy based

>in Poland, we eat shit

i too am weak and a slave and subscribe to slave morality schools of thought such as christianity, socialism, etc.

Before or after the Democratic party implodes due to their own hubris?

>Facists go on the front lines.
Y-you know how stupid of an idea that is right?
>Put the people with the same thoughts together
>Give them guns and grenades.
>This can't go wrong.

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quiet you'll wake up the kekistanis who don't own firearms. They'll tell you all about why worshipping a zombie commie kike is morally sound

You'll all be the first to die in the upcoming war.

>why Ivan always sneak up behind me
>hazing in Russia army very bad
>just want hug babushka and strum balalaika
>blyat

Reminder that mass reply posters like you get the rope.

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post your ccw virgin

Drain the motor oil in his arms

Unless the VDV started jumping with guns, I'd just shoot him.

Thank you for the hospitality komerade. I am interested in okroshka, but there is no kvass here in america. I hope we never meet on the battlefield. Davai

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dzięki polack masz duże siur

>Gib Fash weapons
>tell them to turn them on brothers. Again.
I have a machine gun now ho ho ho

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