When I was in the Army we had this turbo skank who was so desperate to be accepted by us boys because she had no friends that we brought her out for beers and all she had to demonstrate was her deep throat skills. She literally did a similar thing with a wine bottle and it was hilarious when she couldn't understand that not of us were impressed bu disgusted. Us guys were doing cool things like see who could scull 5 pints the quickest, biting glasses with our a teeth, smoking 10 durries at once, arm wrestling etc but all she was slutty party tricks. It was pathetic. Two of my mates ended up spit roasting her and filming it then uploading it on youporn and she was ostracised by the whole unit. She tried to kill herself a few months after and was pysch discharged.
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Fuck you OP, im rock hard
>needy and desperate for everyones validation
>only 2 guys fucked her in the end
what a pack of faggots
based
Even for a story on 4chins this is too obviously fake.
Link to youporn?
Looks good to me so far cuck
100% real.
to be fair this is a common thing in the military. There are a lot of girls who just slut themselves out to the units they are in.
>deep throat
user thats not a deep throat
Link... for research purposes
>There are a lot of girls who just slut themselves out to the units they are in.
How was it that post went? Your' girlfriend is joining the military? She will fuck a lot of dudes. You are a girl who is joining the military? You will fuck a lot of dudes.
That was fucking hot
Actually had a similar situation when I was in.
>Army opens up to females in HQ/support, but not yet on the line
>HHC gets hot female E4 medic in the clinic while I'm attached to co as plt med
> married to jealous cunt, and out of barracks, never got around to introducing myself
>grunts all take interest and hound her day and night about going out
>I make an effort to dissuade them from doing anything 'aggressive'
>old buddy from the b's invites me to go out with a big group
>say sure as my wife wanted to go out that night
>hottie is there, only women in group are her and my wife
>she keeps pinching my thigh and glaring until I take the hint and go to another bar
>2 days later walk in on hottie screaming at med PSG then storming off
>find out from buddy who DD'ed that she fed the dudes drinks then took turns blowing 3 of them
>diff. diagnose 2 with the herp
>~2 years later she picks up E5, comfy gig as treatment nco
>next field problem, I walk into the aid station for resupply
>notice her and PSG both have FAT cold sore outbreaks
nasty
This is why anons you make sure you know who you're ducking. Or you fuck yourself up.
>OP does dumb bar tricks
>OP's female does dumb slut tricks
two sides of the same nigger coin
>wasting semen on some easy access roastbeef
*wasting your essence
Get it right, bucko.
Banged a French nurse in a bunker in Astan, broke the condom and got the clap. Worth it.
Link?
>”I do not refuse women, Mandrake. I simply deny them my... essence.”
homos. try fucking men and see if it suits you better.
Im sure by now some of you have seen or heard the story of the medic who got rattled by a platoon of opfor when we were in Kenya, so heres a story from one of our corporals;
> be corporal (we'll call him John)
> get sent to Germany to attach to another unit before deployment to Afghan
> gets dropped off late at night, entire base is dark and pretty quiet
> eventually finds the block hes meant to be in
> finds the room hes meant to be in, gets comfortable
> only when he relaxes does he realise he can hear the faint thumping of heavy EDM through the ceiling
> no matter, headphones in, chill out, its been a long day of travel
> 20 minutes later someone bangs on his door
> ignores it
> bangs again
> and again
> 'we know youre in there, if you dont come out we will come in'
> finally gets up and opens the door, ready for a scrap
> outside are 3 drunk blokes, one who shoves a can of stella in his hand and says 'you gotta come see this'
> take him upstairs, the EDM gets louder and louder
> go into one of the rooms
> what seems like half the company is in there, watching this blonde german chick get smashed in by about a dozen blokes
> when one guy pulled out another went in
> this went on for several hours
> her husband picked her up from the gate at 2am, knowing full well what she'd done
> happened every weekend until they deployed
> half the battalion by this point had gotten some form of STD from her
I'm am e4 in the army and I just raw dogged a female marine captain last Saturday, ama
Why lie?
>medic in Kenya
I haven’t heard the story, user. Do tell.
I'm so afraid for my family friend who enlisted in the Marine Corps.
She's tough, but she's naive and innocent in the sense that I don't feel like she'd be able to "defend" herself from subtle Marines of questionable character.
Haven't spoken to her in a long time and I'm afraid she's probably being used quite a bit or poisoned mentally and partaking in some raunchy stuff on her own accord.
Not a lie, get a better question
I'll explain the situation better, it was at a non uniformed event for veterans, everyone was drinking, shes kind of a huge slut like there were dudes I was talking to at that event that had fucked her
Why double down on a lie?
Your realize you're probably the naive one here, right?
based an... wait fuck bongs lmao
Giving a blowjob to a champagne bottle topless in front of a group of guys is not a party trick you degenerate.
She's an adult. It's not your job to "protect" her
Probably, yeah.
I worry though.
Of course it's not my job, but she's like a sister to me.
It's tough.
Who said we were bongs?
Please go fuck 10 female boots, I want you to get hypergonorrhea or some shit so you can come back and brag about being a warty-cocked Chad Supreme.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Its his job to keep her line. Women dont deserve freedom. idiot.
More like shes getting air tighted by 3 niggers.
You're extremely bad at these fake stories buddy
These threads are much more welcome in my book than cringey facebook macro threads
>scull 5 pints
>durries
>mates
Either bong or Ausfag
apologies fellas
not in military but one time in my band camp theyre was this girl that stuck a flute up her pussy
Alright OP, first of all, post that fucking WEBM on /gif/ without the censorship
Two, post the youporn link.
Should you fail either of these, promptly fuck off.
Ok, short version
> playing opfor in Kenya (british army)
> get back to an actual camp with running water for the first time in a month of being in the field
> going back out into the field the next day for final phase
> everyone is getting on the piss
> one of the medics ends up getting a train ran on her by more or less 2 sections worth of blokes
> at least one of the blokes had an STD
> now they all had STDs
> even more awkward when we deployed back out into the field the next morning and there was a steady queue of blokes needing to get their knob checked at the medic wagon
> guess which unlucky medic had to check them
All milsluts with STD's should have warnings tattooed in each relevant area.
Your wife sounds like a huge cunt
Or, yknow, show a little restraint and don't fuck dirty whores.
If you unironically believe that you're gonna have a hard life.
Why the fuck aren't boxes of condoms just standard loadout these days?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HRC I know you're reading these threads and I just want you to know every one of us fucking hate the fact that we have to forcefully integrate females everywhere either its units or during PT events. I personally hate the fact that big Army caved into political peer pressure and opened the combat arms to females. No one thinks its a good idea and big wigs up top would agree if they didn't have a gun pointed at the back of their career's heads. Fuck you.
Why would I have a hard life? Because its the current year?
I do unironically believe that and my life isnt hard. Stay mad roastie.
>then uploading it on youporn
This is when you have to post the evidence..
>Gang banging
>Sticking your dick in a hole filled with another man's semen
Why do people do this, I wouldn't even spit roast or any shit like that, I don't see the purpose in mmf 3somes, unless one of the males is a trap you're both domming, but that doesn't happen outside of doujins lmao
These are just sad.
I suppose they dont want to encourage that sort of thing. Obviously you dont go to Kenya expecting to bust nuts in medic sluts either.
Had a female marine throw up in a guardpost because she was having a burping contest. Kinda gross but not that bad I guess. I was infantry so I barely interacted with females.
I mean, condoms can only do so much, anyway. They’re not exactly going to reliably prevent every possible STD, especially in a situation with a ton of fluids from various sources, like in a gang bang.
Each to their own. I find them funny based on how absurd it is. Obviously squaddies arent known for their restraint when partying, the chicks in question are into it for whatever reason, and combined with the pressure of either A) other lads egging you on or B) being in some absolute dusty shithole for a month with no signal jerking it in portaloos, its not hard to see why this sort of stuff happens. Mind you, I wouldnt want to be either girls husband/boyfriend/father.
pornhub.com
Here you go lads
>I was infantry so I barely interacted with females.
Its so sad that modern day grunts cant say this.
>Obviously you dont go to Kenya expecting to bust nuts in medic sluts either.
Yeah, well, welcome to the military. Shit was standard issue in WW2, why the fuck not now?
>the chicks in question are into it for whatever reason,
They hate their fathers, thats the only reason.
Yea I can’t imagine what they get into on field ops, or when left to their own devices
That's better, thanks user!
Biting glass?
What is that
Semen is like confetti at a party. It isn’t possible to “waste”
If it wasn’t for dirty whores, I wouldn’t get laid at all
Lol you wrote fuck but also write ducking
I'm disgusted by the trollop in the OP video, and I'm disgusted by you and your dumb friends. I am also disgusted by many of the posters in this thread. Women truly do exist to destroy everything men create. If man is creation, woman is decay.
Christ, you seem like a fun person to be around.
Packs of smokes were also standard issue in those days. Yknow what, maybe you have a point...
Don't get it was a gang rape or a hooker
So it wasn't rape?
What...? Of course it wasnt. Why would you think it was? We arent the russians.
It was neither. That german bird was apparently well known in the area for liking to shag squaddies.
Yes, that is a quote from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, the movie that the image in the post you responded to is from. This isn't youtube or reddit, there are no upvotes or likes to be had by posting quotes from something everybody has seen.
Men and women both have their place and roles in society, it isn't suprising that women insist that they can do a man's job and then proceed to fuck shit up constantly.
OP is a performer, Alexis Crystal is a top tier turboslut on camera
Serious Question: What do you call a whore in the Nasty Girls?
Knew a SFC in the OPFOR unit in Hohenfels. They had a turbo slut female cook in the unit. She was so bad whenever he got a new soldier the first thing he did was warn them to stay away from her.
>she was literally the first and for awhile the only female in the unit
>would fuck anyone
>when that got boring would fuck 2-3 men at once
>when that got boring would take on entire squads/platoons in the barracks
>when that got boring started cruising German bars where soldiers didn't go to fuck German men
>this final bit of depravity was her downfall
>wakes up on a Sunday morning in some farm field
>naked
>no memory
>anal tear that requires surgery
>Polizei and CID figure she got roofied and a group of German men just violently ran a train on her ass
I just laughed after he told me this story
females in the military are only there to get paid while selecting their prospective mate(s) and are otherwise useless to fill most roles outside of non-combative office work.
>2nd or third night back from Iraq
>wake up at two am, hear hooting and hollering down the hall
>about to go tell those fuckers to be quite but tune it out and go back to sleep
>get up the next morning and go to our 10 am reintegration formation
>walk up to formation and the first thing I hear is one of my Joes say "I was trying to choke her with my dick and I couldn't!"
>turns out that hooting and hollering I heard was 4-5 soldiers from my platoon running a train on some female soldier they met at the on post club
>eventually saw her
>short squat mixed mutt with black hair and acne
Joe's will fuck anything
My females in the military story is:
I was at an all male command for years and it was fucking way better.
Post the video then.
>on post club
Who at the DoD thought this would be a good idea?
Fuck this clown world
Not the guy you're quoting but:
1) In Iraq & Afghanistan, it's not really a good idea to go off base to party...
2) On post bar means they can keep tabs on who's drinking and know if he's on duty the next day or not.
That said, from what I hear the belgian army stopped the practice, officially at least. I find that very hard to believe considering the amount of beer I've seen loaded into our supply planes...
I let this female lcpl fart in my face repeatedly. Hottest day of my life
Also, this thread is why I fucking have trust issues. I see almost any woman that comes on to me as a potential STDridden whore.
yeah but they're fake
totally fake it's some dweeby guy wanting weird psychological interaction posting this crap
if you want to play in that world go ahead it creeps me out
eww that bottle has cooties on it now.
lol that one is actually funny
found the roasters
His wife didn't want to sit around with a bunch of drunk guys and a walking petri dish. That's perfectly reasonable and you sound like a virgin.
I appreciate this honesty