Russian Ammo Plant Explodes

Well, this is embarrassing...

nytimes.com/2019/06/01/world/europe/explosions-at-russian-military-plant-leave-many-injured.html

>At least two people were missing and numerous others were treated for injuries on Saturday after blasts were reported at an explosives plant in the central Russian town of Dzerzhinsk, the Interfax and RIA news agencies reported.

>A section of the facility in Dzerzhinsk, about 250 miles east of Moscow, was partially destroyed and a fire broke out where explosives and ammunition, including aerial bombs, were stored, Russian news agencies said.

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So? Fertilizer plants explode here all the time.

Of note is the general state of the town it exploded in.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dzerzhinsk,_Russia#Pollution

> Dzerzhinsk is one of the worst-polluted cities of the world and has a life expectancy of 42 years for men and 47 for women, with the 2003 death rate exceeding its birth rate by 260%

Obviously the work of Western spies and saboteurs.

Quick everyone Squat Check!

youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM

>embarrassing

pepcon laughs in pieces

its where they produce their smartest russian weapon: FAB500

TNT plant, not ammo

Honestly, between the Kuznetsov getting assassinated by a crane, that other missile plant burning a few weeks ago, and now this, you gotta wonder. This is Russia we're talking about, though, so it could very well just be poor safety standards.

>42 years for men
We joke that the Middle East is still in the Middle Ages mentally but fucking Russia's over here is remaking the "dying at the old age of 40" meme.

Yeah, that's kinda terrifying. Imagine turning 20, and realizing that, statistically, your life is half over.

Only fragmentation injuries and nobody got vaporized? That's pretty damn lucky.

It's definitely possible,but if anyone died in this, would you really expect the Russian government to report it immediately?

And it's a town of 200k+ people, fuck me. How many other towns are like this?

It's because of infant mortality. The average is getting dragged down by a bunch of 0-5s.

That makes it even worse. Maybe they should just deport anyone of child-bearing age out of there.

And? Russia is supposed to be a fucking Western country, that isn't an excuse.

>Western country
>located in the East
???

That's a good point. Half of Russia is a toxic waste dump.
I'm hearing they are only getting the equivalent of a chest x ray.

>Russia is supposed to be a fucking Western country
I don't think anyone who isn't Russian thinks that. There have been various Russian leaders who have tried to emulate the west, like Peter the Great, but generally speaking, Russia has always been somewhat culturally distinct from the rest of Europe.

Jesus christ

>I'm hearing they are only getting the equivalent of a chest x ray.

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HD video from a local on the ground when it happened.
reddit.com/r/shockwaveporn/comments/bvkc8q/military_ammo_factory_near_dzerzhinsk_few_hours/

>inb4 reddit
Couldn't find any other source for the particular view.

Russia is supposed to be the last bastion of good christian people (in their own dreams at least), but here we are

>injuries
Yeah, no way there are no deaths in this case. Fucking pieces of shit trying to cover up and damage control again.

Only losses were 100 homosex and 233 western spies, user. We do not count those

shit, I think I heard a “blyat” in there

But those make up 75% of the total Russian population.

>News from Russia
>Its embarrassing
Like clockwork.

Boris videos that don't start with the hard bass feel weird to me now

that's the exact same reason the average was low in the Medieval period so it still works

>death figures go through the government

hello, how are things in 1989?

>two people missing

Odds are, what's left of them is a component of that giant smoke pillar seen in

sounds like she came
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>Dzerzhinsk
mommy

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What happened to Russia? Do they just not care about anything anymore?

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sounds like her husband is telling her to stfu

I thought I was joking when I say Russia is a third world country

>third world
Not what it means, retard.

It's kinda always played second fiddle to the rest of the European powers. Nothing happened, so much as things returned to their natural state. This is the same country that managed to maintain feudalistic serfdom until 1861.

IIIIIIIITTSSSboris

Exploitation by the Mongols, then the Muscovite Company, then half retarded Romanovs, then bolsheviks and foreign intervention.

Guess the vatniks were...
Blown the fuck out...
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

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they care about homosex and stuff like that

>inb4 Ivan claims the explosion was the result of the sinister gay cabal

Sinister gay jewish euromuslim cabal, non the less

i am betting usa did this just like the time that place in china got blown up the place next to the super computer

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>that place in china got blown up
Hasn't that happened, like, at least 3 times in the last 5 years?

5 times in the last 3 years, more like.

this one

youtube.com/watch?v=eF-fyn-WfIs

any expert know if this was an explotion by a bomb, apprently there was a super computer near that area that place also got fucked up

Sounds like they shouldn't be building valuable research parks next to poorly-maintained bulk chemical storage facilities. Zoning laws are a thing for a reason.

Not if you think that people will randomly drop dead when they reach 40.
As long as you make/made it past the first two years you can live a long normal life.

Ammo factories are highly automated and mechanized, it's not the 40s any more where mommy spends her day mounting detonators to grenades so daddy has somehing to blow up capitalists with.

So ammo prices are going to go up?

BUY BUY BUY MORTIMER!

probably a test firing of their new 10mm steel case loading. and thats why you dont trust steel case wolf ammo.

he's telling her to duck and cover

not in russia

only for FAB500. russians will cancel all bomb raids against syrian corn fields.

was that literally the only plant that produced FAB-500?

>Dzerzhinsk
As long as it's not Barnaul or Izhevsk, I don't give a damn

kill yourself you fucking nerd

That city seems to be Russia in nutshell.

>The Shukhov Tower was a part of a 110kV three-phase AC transmission line crossing the Oka River commissioned between 1927 and 1929. For the Oka River crossing, six hyperboloid pylons (three for each power-line) were built: a 20-metre (66 ft) tall anchor pylon, a 68-metre (223 ft) tall crossing pylon on the hillier south shore, and a 128-metre (420 ft) tall crossing pylon on the lower terrain of the north shore.
>In 1989, the power line was rerouted and the 20 and 68 metre pylons were dismantled. The 128 metre pylons were left intact as a monument. Today, only one of the 128-metre pylons stands as the other was illegally demolished[1] for steel scrap in May 2005.

kek

>The people who live here are the ones spamming "Amerimutt" and russia str000nk memes

Happens all the goddamn time. Vatnik armsdealers do some shady black market deals then blow the place to high hell to hide their traces

>the processing facility at the JSC Kristall Research Institute plant has been completely destroyed by the blast
>79 people asked for medical help
>15 people were hospitalised, but no one had died

Something don't add up here.

>talking out my ass, the post

Because it clearly was planned up. All the explosives is already somewhere in Middle East or Iran. But now there is no evidence because everything go boom.

Have they ever cared about anything?

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My god this place makes Indian cities look clean

Lol

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we have H-I-V and A-I-D-S

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Six American soldiers were killed in three separate attacks in Iraq on Monday, the military said Tuesday, taking the number of deaths this year to 852

that's a lot desu, i thought it was rather safe to be in the military

So is it Wolf or TulAmmo?

You either die fighting as a soldier for US Army or die from AIDS as a male prostitute in Russian army.

>not recornizing that both quotes are from 2007

Jow Forums is retarded today

Get da water nigguh
it’s going down

Dzerzhinsk has been the #1 place to dump bodies for almost 60 years.

If they ever dredge the lake or clear the toxic waste dump sites they're bound to unearth thousands of bodies that have been trucked down from Moscow.

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Serving in the US military is safer then doing construction or logging. It's safe as fuck.

>Shukhov Tower on the Oka River, the unique architectural construction—the 128-meter (420 ft) steel lattice hyperboloid tower built by Soviet engineer and scientist Vladimir Shukhov in 1929 is located near Dzerzhinsk on the left bank of the Oka River. There used to be two towers, but one was stolen for scrap metal in 2005.
>There used to be two towers
>but one was stolen for scrap metal in 2005.
Some vatnik stole a fucking 420ft tall tower and sold it for scrap metal.

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>illegally demolished for steel scrap
fuckin gypsies

Is that a nuke?

No, just a regular ol kaboom. Vid related wasn't either; happened at a UK steelworks last month when a wagon of molten steel accidentally tipped over and poured into water.

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Commie blocks make American suburban sprawl look fucking quaint, god what a nightmare

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Better version
youtube.com/watch?v=ZElR0NNryIE

This. Make it out of the early years you were probably going the distance to 60+, but remember how much life will progressively fucking suck without modern medicine, glasses, dentistry and replacement hips and knees.

>death rate exceeding its birth rate by 260%

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this poster is delusional

Get da watta nigga!

Kek!

>that commentary
My fucking sides

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such is life

>dem motherfuckin' bootleg firework SHIT!!

Gets me every time.

Future War Thunder Map.

Original source for audio.
Dude almost set the neighborhood on fire.
youtube.com/watch?v=oPFRUGtOd2o