FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

It's been up for, like, 7 minutes. Calm down.

Yeah

>She’s turned the wee-uns against us!

>kys OP

IM LITERALLY GOING TO

Look at this shit

FUCK YOU TESTLA

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT

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holy shit you utter retard

kek

LMAO YOU FUCKING AUTIST NO WONDER SHE LEFT

That's what you get for listening to people on Jow Forums. Also, don't use a gun, you'll just contribute to gun death statistics that anti-gun people like to use

Don't commit suicide, but if you do, you need to find a way to stick it to Tesla in the process. Do you think you can get enough of a loan to buy a Tesla and crash it in a way that makes your death look like their fault?

>82%
Jesus Christ user, this is the reason why I don't touch stocks. Sorry for your loss user, I really am. If it's any consolidation, please bury your guns and post coordinates before blowing your brains out so other anons can rescue the guns before they go melted.

Please don't kill yourself, OP. We need people like you in the market to help the rest of us make money off of your failures.

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Poor investments fare poorly, I'm not sure why he bet everything on Tesla when even back in 2016 it was pretty clear that it was 70% memes and 20% government subsidies.

>Don't worry guys, Elon said he'd go private at $420 a share
>Wait, maybe he meant $42

>this is the reason why I don't touch stocks
OP is not an example of stock investing though. What he did is literally just gambling.

damn and I thought I was stupid losing $500 because of Jow Forums

is this the type of retarded investment people on Jow Forums buy into after watching their shitcoin portfolio create a crater in hell?

And I thought I was a Jow Forumswizz for losing $200 on fake internet money

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Take a loan, go to California, buy a tesla, fill it with "ban assault cars", find the closest no-funs protest that you can find and ram your tesla into it

Hypothetically, how much trouble would I get in if I were to take out a massive loan, spend it all on bitcoin, and then flee to an Eastern European country with it?

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you'de be in a lot of trouble if you were in a foreign country with nothing to your name besides a pile of monopoly money

I meant a country like switzerland, not the nigger of europe...

Would they be able to extradite me?

A bit. Go somewhere they don't extradite, would be my advice. If you're going to do something like that you really need to plan it

you are both idiots still

at least i didnt dump thousands into tesla

Say what you want about reddit, r/wsb has some good laughs.

of course, but that just means theres a bigger idiot than you, not that you arent one

>Would they be able to extradite me?
>Switzerland

Yes

He's doing the opposite of investing in stocks. If you buy the big indexes, or a diversified basket of blue chips, over time you're guaranteed to make money. The big indexes have never lost over 10 years. What he did was trade options, which are essentially leveraged bets on stock prices. That's how a 6% fall in Tesla stock lost him 83%.

go to somalia and become a pirate

>7k
You are like little babby. I have more in private debt, and I'm paying it off like it's nobodies business. My wife doesn't even know about it.

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he bought into a meme, Tesla was valued higher than Ford while having 5% of their sells
It doesn't take a genius to see the problem

but its the
f u t u r e

I FUCKING LOST $600 ON HOLDING TESLA SHARES FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS I SHOULD HAVE SOLD LAST YEAR WHEN I WAS UP $500!!!

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Imagine ending your life because you lost imaginary money

Sure is summer in here.

Boo hoo u lost my fucking toilet paper

Why would you ever buy shares for a company who has made a profit in two quarters of its entire existence?

No guns, pussy. Get yourself a machete and charge at some cops. Get shot full of holes by their guns and see Valhalla!

Head to somewhere in SEA...that is the only place you will be able to live off of what you can get a loan for.

Absolute state of this boomer gambling durr rifle lovin’ hellhole

>tesla not doing so hot lately
>announced a new pickup truck, but production capability still unaddressed
>this is a good time to buy tesla stocks!!

>1hr 50min later
>mods still have not deleted this or moved it to Jow Forums
>but threads about the HPA are deleted within 3 posts
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK THE NSA
FUCK GOOGLE
FUCK ZUCKERBERG
FUCK HIROSHIMOOT
AND FUCK JANNIE

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