I'm fucking losing my shit, it's been 4 years now I've been in the army. And I've never once been laid, or even kissed a girl on a night out or even on base. I can't fucking hack it anymore, i just can't. I started picking up girls gum when i see them spit it out, especially if i think shes attractive, i wash it, take it back to my room and chew it while jerking off.
How does Jow Forums deal with it? I even tried using Tinder but i get like 1 match a week and they don't reply back.
You sound like a fucking serial killer. Check yourself into the psych ward at your local VA. Litterally stop basing your net worth on what women think of you.
Talk to women and not like you're trying to pick them up. Even though you totally are.
I've got the opposite issue. Bitches trying to crawl on my dick but I know for sure they're all 100%, stab-you-with-a-fork, crazy. And I don't wanna go to jail.
>i wash it, take it back to my room and chew it while jerking off.
I'm rooting for the women to keep ignoring you. Get a psyche eval.
>how does Jow Forums deal with it
Attach an Onahole to the stock of your rifle you coward
Dude, there's a strip club right outside of post.
You have like $2,500 in cash every month because you have no bills.
Do the math.
Please don't go on a shooting spree this site doesn't need any more of those. Good friends who happen to be women have a much better chance of being a good partner for you than default girls and clubtards looking for sex.
Yeah I feel like the optimal method is just establishing a really good friendship with some woman and maybe see about going out with her. Not this boring "picking up chicks" garbage.
Hookers, you fucking mongoloid.
That’s the reality of 2019. Only chads get women.
Except that's literally the opposite of what he's saying. There is nothing that gets a bitch wetter than someone who can talk to her without giving a shit if she comes home at the end of the night. It's an infuriating and arousing experience for most of them as they usually only experience it before prolonged relationships since that's the fastest way to get one. No one wants a 1 dimensional cutout of a human they can peg from across the room, and pretty much everyone who bitches about not getting laid is entirely consumed by that fact
Wash your penis.
Stop spamming your gaycunt thread on pol and k, you gaycunt
It's on r9k too
>Just get a psyche
Piss off, I'm not hurting anyone. I'm not bothering anyone, quit trying to get me locked up and a dishonorable discharge.
Dumb Idea, yeah.. pay money for some dumb thot to jump all over me but as soon as i slide my finger in her cunt she calls security.
Eat my shit.
looks are all that matters
It’s not so bad. bread and circuses go a long way in coping with the crippling loneliness, but then you’re reminded why you don’t like them the second they open their mouths.
Such is life.
Get out and go to college, even a window licking retarded sperg such as yourself could get laid there just by being an older guy who has his own place and isn’t a broke college student.
>wanting 3D girls
Couldn’t be me
You're gonna dig yourself a hole making yourself seem like a fucking shoe sniffer when you keep chewing used gum from basic bitches. Learn to communicate with people and go for a different angle than one night fuck. Just use your GI bill and score some tech school/community college snatch if you're desperate or hire an escort and stop being such a nigger faggot welfare queen.
>he doesn’t sniff women’s worn out sneakers
You’re missing out on life user.
Back to Jow Forums
>Piss off, I'm not hurting anyone
sure, for now...
Pay for it you weirdo, before you start killing women and keeping their heads.
>heads
Plebtier tbqh
>Inb4 OP's "meltdown"
Go get professional help. You don't need to live like this.
Yeah, I wonder why no one wants to deal with.
Yeah... You're a week away from cutting up leather coats in a store with a razor in order to cum.
this is the worst advice not only in this thread but ever
People say the same thing about the military (I wouldn't doubt that's why he joined) there's no thing you can do in life that just amounts to you getting pussy that much easier, to believe so is just naive wishful thinking
4 years ago I never even kissed a girl. You just have to keep interacting with girls until you get better at it. Start by talking to them, then asking some of them out, go for a kiss, then have sex with them.
Funny, I want to join the military rn, my country's forces are pretty bad. I'd love to enlist in the US. This would cause issues with my gf though.
>my country's forces are pretty bad. I'd love to enlist in the US
I can relate. I would love to become american but i cannot because i have no family there.
>I can relate. I would love to become american but i cannot because i have no family there.
>to become American
That's not how it works nigger, stay the fuck out. Maybe in 3 generations when your grandkids are calling you a faggot for everything you hold dear, they can come in.
this is easily solved
>pear shaped lolidollies
STAHP
Too fat
What do those run anyway? 4, 5 grand?
Also I assume no, but are they self cleaning?
What onahole has an outer plastic shell to do such a thing?
Don't say fleshlight because those are trash
Hell no, sex dolls seem to be awesome but anyone who owns them will tell you that cleaning them after blowing your load is a chore compared to a handhole
$1000 to $3k +/-
the only problem is they are not self cleaning. so if one is too lazy to take care of her like cleaning and completely drying her secret inner beauty spots, they could have a bad time,...
mold, rust, etc.,,