Who was the most Jow Forums person in your family? For me it was my grandpa

My fiance literally thinks im a school shooter when I talk about gun politics. The SHALL shit doesn't register in her head.

There are not many Jow Forums persons in my family but we had a Jow Forums story before I was born

>father of my grandfather was a small town cop
>one day when he is doing some patroling and he see some drunk guys
>drunk guys are anoying as fuck and they scare other people
>he goes and tell them to fuck off
>they don't want to
>they start insulting each other
>suddenly one of them chimps out takes out a gun and kills him
>someone told one my granfathers brothers his dad just died
>he goes and kill this drunk guys
>drunk guys where part of a "rich" jewish family
>they hear the news and start killing or trying to kill people from my family
>they defend themselves and kill some of them too
>it goes like this for some years until both families stop caring and get tired of hte violence

They still live in my town and have some small bussines but I'm sure most of them don't even remember or care about us.

In his case a fucking company owner with full power to spy on normal workers,senpaitachi and his village. Fucking shit, im sorry but he hated fags and muslims so hes my dead bro

Funny thing is my uncle is the closest thing to being Jow Forums besides being anti-gun. He loves Tom Clancy books and has an autistic level of knowledge on doctrine, Geo-Politics, Logistics, and military technology. Even sent a letter to our state senator asking him to abandon the A-10s airbase for Stratobombers To replace them. All of that while being a practicing ER physician, just wish he’d go full retard on SHALL NOT.

Interesting. Fascinated me when i read the KGB were considered the best in spycraft. Somehow, also doesn't surprise me. They did pull the biggest black ops, in encircling the 3rd army in a kessel

My dad was Jow Forums as you could get, has a arsenal probably numbering in the hundreds of guns, several books on the topic, and innumerable rare weapons like a Red 9 and a SS pocket pistol. However he's become more bluepilled on the matter and now hates guns

My bad. meant 6th army.

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He had contact to every porder patrol in his village. They´re letting choosen senpaitachi pass when he had the order. But the day he tried to pass was prison day :3 Yeah, KGB has some downsides if you want freedom yourself

It's me. They all own guns but are fuddy and/or law enforcement.

Old need need to be steroids or something dude. All of my favorite drug bands are writing gay songs about their daughters and refusing to play their best numbers because its offensive to women. Seriously fuck you Rob what a fucking queer you are now.

boats are tough to master, user

Old guys* obviously

You sure he's your real dad?

Lol, yes.

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>marrying someone who would probably red flag you
>ever

When did you realize you fucked up?

me

gramps was a turbo fudd who hated salt rifles

parents are both pozzed lifer dems, mom thinks guns are neat now and my dad absolutely fucking hates them still

brother is Jow Forums but not quite redpilled

it's tough

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Sounds to me he had good intentions in his work. Also he sort of made a you a confession, so he can find peace. That is admirable and shows he had a heart, while passing a lesson to you

Probably my great grandpa. He was a 16 year old marine carrying a BAR at Guadalcanal.
Was also racist and wanted Obama to be hanged and shot. Loved guns until the day he died.

It would have to be a myself and grandpa.

Grandpa will always win solely on his service during the Battle of the Bulge in WW2. But after the war he settled in New York City and did nothing Jow Forums related.

Then i came around and to my knowledge i am the first gun owner in my family since the 1900s. So although military service ended with grandpa. gun ownership and innawoods fuckery started with me. And I do intend to pass it on

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My great grandfather. Was supposedly a spy during World War II. Captured in the Africa. Had enough strength to escape one day thanks to a German guard making sure he did not completely starve. He was just over a hundred pounds when he was found. Later found out he not only went back but also did a tour in Korea too. He was a battle hardened asshole.

be careful user, ((they)) never forg

Me and my half brother are the only Jow Forums family members, although he doesn't strike me as the type who would be here.
Luckily most of my family is "live and let live" types, so the most bitching I ever get about guns is my mom
>why do you neeeeeeeeeed that?
I eventually got sick of it and simply stated that I'm an adult with my own house and I don't need mommy's permission to buy things I enjoy, ain't heard anything since.

>marrying a woman who disagrees with your politics
>marrying a woman who disagrees with you in anything

If a woman likes you, she'll conform to everything and anything you are. If she's just settling down (meaning she thinks you're a sweet little beta cuck), she'll butt heads with you were it matters most. She's untrustworthy and will probably flag you or your own children for social media brownie points. Or if you give her shit for all the degenerate actions she'll most likely do, she'll blackmail you with those red flag laws to keep you quiet.

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>Not one person but three
>Great grandfather on my mother’s side served as a tanker in WW2 but was eventually kicked out for being too rough on the tanks.

>Great Grandfather on my Dad’s side fought in Africa and Italy, he never spoke much about it except for one short sentence about “the caves”
>I ended up being named after him and occasionally wear some of his old hats.

>Second Great Grandfather on my dad’s side.
>Didn’t serve in the war because he had lost the majority of his pointer finger in an accident and ended up shooting with his middle finger.
>He was an avid gun collector and had a soft spot for muzzleloaders and lever guns especially Winchester’s.
>Ended up owning one of the ten largest collections in the state. He grew senile in his old age and sold off most of his guns save a few muzzle loaders, a .22 or maybe .25 caliber lever gun, a side by side shotgun, and a beautifully engraved Colt SAA. I hope to one day build a collection as large as his.

>mom's lib
>dad's lib
>uncle is a midwestern entrepeneur who makes lowers on company tooling
>havent talked to him in years since i wasnt into politics
>met him recently and shot the shit on guns and politics and i could feel his spirits lift

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>My dad's grandpa had a 1911, would sometime go driving with my dad and he'd tell him to ''keep it under your leg in case shit happens''
>My dad did innawoods shit all his life, went hunting with a scoped 30-30 levergat, he's pretty much the only person I can talk about guns freely in my family, he gave me smoe of his older hunting gear (a duffle bag, a fanny pack, a couple of camo pants in BDU cut)
>My uncle went along side my dad most of the time, including once where a cop was trying to intimidate them to get money out of 'em but they were ready to turn the cunt into a colander
btw, I'm a beaner user

Wait, you say ''was'', oh fuck I read it wrong, both my dad and uncle still live.
Sorry

My grandgrandfather was funny guy
>czech
>betrayed Austria Hungary and joined Russian empire
>joined Czech legions
>They literally made their way across Russia before allies rescued them
>took him 3 years after war to get home

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czechoslovak_Legion
Interesting read if you are interested
>The picture is him in the day of mobilization 1938

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Dude looks like hitler a little

In that year everybody looked like hittler
But you are right

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>Getting married
>Ever
Omegalel

That is wholesome as fuck, user, it made me happy

Unironically, me. It's not like I'm some kind of super operator, but I did a tour in Afghanistan. My grandpa served in the army in WW2 but he got sent to fucking Iceland and didn't see literally any combat. I think my great grandfather fought for the union in the civil war but I don't have any details. I'm the only milfag in my entire living family. A cousin went into the navy but decided he wanted to get chaptered out so he never did anything past job training.

must be my great grandpa. know very little about him but what i know is that he was an SS officer and knocked my great grandma up while stationed in denmark during ww2. then he got sent to the east and disappeared in 1944. only has his name

none. no one in my family or relatives like guns, feels bad

>senpaitchi

just say what u mean

>was prison day :3
meaning what?
kino and jealous

not really Jow Forums but probably my grandpa on my mother's side, considering he used to go hunting and pretty much everyone else in my family is either rabidly antigun or doesn't give a shit
I highly doubt he's a SHALL NOT kind of person, but at the very least he's not scared of a lifeless piece of metal and isn't against the idea of self-defense, I guess that's as good as it gets here in Yurop

Well, both of my grandpas are Jow Forums, but the one on my mothers side is more Jow Forums, here goes:
>be my grandpa, truck driver in Yugoslavia
>start small time arms dealing in the 70s
>somehow gets imprisioned in Teheran, Iran for 6 months
>gets back home, continues gun running
>gets multiple house searches done by the police in the 80s, my mom and aunt were minors then, and smuggled handguns in their purses out of the house, under the cops noses
>someone rats him out, goes to prison for a couple of months
>gets out, countinues as usual
>dies suddenly of a stroke, when cleaning the house, grandma finds two Vz.61, which we definetly didn't keep in the family
>a couple of years after his death, several men come and pay grandma big amounts of cash for undisclosed debts they had to my grandpa

Miss you grandpa, hope you're still running guns up there.

Risky territory man. My fiance rolls her eyes at me when I go full shall, but she very much understands that a suppressed submachinegun is completely reasonable for protecting one's family.
I am the Jow Forums in my family. My brother is getting there.

>F-91W

You weren't kidding

You're seriously fucking up if you think she'll be a good wife in the future when she thinks like that bruv.

Had an uncle fudd who taught my brother and me how to reload, he was the “hunting” uncle, I still go up and mow the lawn and take care his range on his hunting land even though he passed last year. Left my brother and I a lifetime supply of brass.

Do not marry this woman.

i thought it was one too but i dont think it is

My grandad on my mums side. He was in the Long Range Desert Patrol as a marksman in WW2 and some sort of commando during the Korean War (British Army). He was MIA in Korea for six months until the yanks found him. After the war he worked for Mi5. He moved to Australia in the 70’s because of the increasing presence of Jamaicans and Pakis in Manchester. He was in India for partition and saw first hand destructive poo power, and didn’t want to live around them. He shot a lot of guns, particularly his lee enfield smle mkIII, which MY FUCKING AUNTY GAVE TO PIGS IN THE GUN BUYBACK PROGRAM IN 1997. He owned about 100 knives. He had a Sykes dagger he told me killed a gook with. He had 5 kids. He also rode horses until he was 90.
Toughest cunt I’ve ever met.

Me, I dont know my dad, and my mom and grandma are accepting of my Jow Forums and SHALL autism but they arent particularly interested in weapons, I literally just turned 18 and already own like 4 rifles and a shotgun.

easily my grandpa. he was a machinist with all sorts of high end CNC equipment in his garage. He bought a M-60 from a magazine for $500 bucks that was "unfireable" meaning the insides were all welded together and it was basically a paperweight. he was able to make his own receiver based on the dimensions of the one he bought and after a month of searching had all the technical drawings and manufactured all the parts he needed himself. He had a barrel for one he "lifted" during his time testing one in the Army. He test fired it in his basement to make sure it worked then packed it in cosmoline and buried it on his property. after he passed my dad and I tried finding it, we were unable to find it using my grandfathers high end metal detector so we gave up looking. probably a good thing as a few weeks after he passed the ATF called looking for information on what he had. Apparently they had been watching him for some time, my dad tells them to go to hell. years later I find out my grandpa had a habit of building guns like this and in the same 55 gal. drum the M-60 is buried in there is also a German MG-42 and a Bren.. some home owner is going to get a big surprise if they ever do any excavation at his old house...

oh shit
GET DOWN
SNIP

none

every person in my family i've ever met is a boring urban liberal.

my uncle says that one of my distant relatives was IRA in the 20's so there's that

were they the most Jow Forums yesterday?

>be grandpa
>run a successful luncheonette in nyc
>volunteer for ww2 despite being 35 years old
>mess sargent for railway Operating Battalion
>still sees serious shit anyway
>broke ribs and legs after jumping out of an ambushed deuce and a half
>bronze stars and purple heart
>get back and use gi bill for house in suburbs
>soccer mom grandma made him get rid of a p08, p38, and ww2 era beretta he brought back when my aunt was born

Shit sucks but I wound up with his IBM made m1 carbine which is pretty neat, might have kraut bodies on it.

My grandfather's brother.
>test pilot
>racecar driver
>gunsmith
Among other things, I'm sure. I never met the man; at least if I did, I don't remember. He reloaded and hunted and sent us one of his guns, I'm sure to ensure that we're always fed in any kind of emergency. He was a fudd through and through.
>pic is exactly what the box he sent with the rifle contained, when he sent it
>dude literally just grabbed some shit off his shelf and mailed it to us
Barring him, I'm currently the most Jow Forums and I'm a poorfag with only 6 guns. I had to explain to my mother why I NEED a shotgun to shoot skeet. Life growing up in an upper middle class neighborhood is suffering.

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My great grandfather was in Normandy shortly after D-Day. I heard he fought in the hedge rows. He died when I was young, but I inherited his bronze star certificate and a fare gun he took off a kraut that he shot.

If you're old enough to buy a shotgun. You're old enough to tell your mom to fuck off and buy the shotgun despite what she says.

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Zooming in on people's faces truly is the greatest of humor.

I'm a zoomer, it's what I do.

Great uncle:
>watched his buddies at Hürtgen Forest
>officers caused problems: "we tried to get them transferred somewhere else first, but sometimes we had to send them home like heroes"
>came home and got a job as a railroad bull so he could get paid to beat niggers (exact quote)
>never took any shit off St. Louis PD
>never to be found without his .45, until he got older and had to switch to .40

Is not wrong. My GF voted for shillary before we met and didn't like guns when I met her, now she CCs and hates socialism.

My older sister. She's the first person on either side of my family to take an interest in weapons.
She had quite the uphill battle too, both of our parents are typical urbanite liberals
Anyway, when she was in highschool they tried to send her to counseling because of a speech and paper she wrote for her social studies class.
The gist of her paper was that any restriction or barrier to owning any weapon (even "nukes and alien technology") was an infringement of her second amendment rights.
Also as an American citizen she felt she should have the right to buy a gun and take it anywhere she wanted, including to school
This was like right after Sandy Hook so her teacher freaked out

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Is she single?

Most Jow Forums person had to be my grandad

>be me and dad
>talking about the 10/22 blah blah blah
>out of the fucking blue he says
>''yeah my dad smuggled guns and lab equipment into Argentina''

This happens all the time, he just drops these bombs out of nowhere. Last time it was the hotel my Dad was staying at being blown up by a death squad.

Scratch that, most Jow Forums person in my family had to be my Great Uncle. He was in Okinawa.

Is your grandad Alex Jones? Sounds like the type of random shit old AJ likes to toss into conversations to keep you intruiged.

My uncles on my mom's side have a farm in upstate NY that they jointly work on, and one of them I suspect is full SHALL. One lives the life of a bachelor and built his own indoor pool, one is just concerned about the farm, while the one in question built a bunker of a concrete foundation that he said he is going build a house on for his new, much younger wife. Would keep in touch with them if they weren't somewhat dysfunctional and if I wasn't busy.

She cute? Post a picture of her. I'd probably pork your sister unless shes uggo.

>being "intruiged" by Alex Jones

Congratulations, user: You're a reaction image, now.
>Inb4 "screenshot this shit, nigga".

Me. My entire family is either noguns or antiguns. The last 3 generations were raised in New Jersey.

After teaching some of them and generally spreading my hobby around, they have become more open to the idea. I've gotten a couple of college friends to become gun owners too which is good.

You don't need to greentext inb4 you stupid fuck, and if "screenshot this shit, nigga" is an expected reaction to that image, I'll eat my fucking shorts.

Be advised: We're faggots who expect delivery...!

Screenshot this shit, nigga.

If its her house, its her rules

Put a ring on it

He who has the gun says the rules.

Sweet, i've never been a reaction image. Here's a gem. I was an original /gq/

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Glad to be of service.

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No one, I was the first gun owner in my immediate family. I influenced others in my family to get into guns.

>mustache is de-classified

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Your have to be crazy to try and go after that 'stache

You'd*
Sorry, got stuck retarded when I was a boy and it never left me

That bitch is gonna pawn your guns for heroin money in the future, mark my words.

All the guys in my family were pretty k
>my grandpa was the only one of his 6 brothers to survive WW2
>they were all pilots
>one managed to get off the ground in pearl harbor the other got blown up attempting liftoff
>other brothers died in other battles
>grandpa was a little jaded against the nips
Wish I could find a picture of him in his Corsair, too bad he died when I was little.
>other grandpa was also Jow Forums
>barely too young for ww2 but joined up to fight the norks
>part of the 187th and deployed to Japan and was supposed to jump from japan to korea
>rest of his unit is called but his name never was.
>stays alone in the barracks until someone notices he is still there
>giant bureaucratic mix up ensues
>ends up in alaska
>spends the rest of the war shooting bears and crushing old surplus
>apparently crushing all that perfectly good stuff is why he became a hoarder later in life
He did get a Japanese battle flag, type 38 w bayonet, and a katana from some people that looted them. He says he had no idea where they got them from but I have a guess.
>dad was a test pilot and engineer
>was in the middle east most of my early life doing shit for the Jews, Saudis, and Egyptians
>has tons of crazy stories about the crap he did over there
>was one of the leading engineers on the rah66, he still salty about it never getting the recognition it deserved.
>my mom made him quit after Allison was going to made him head of the Egyptian division. She wasn't too keen on living in Egypt.
>Became a total fudd after he got home, hated "assault rifles" and especially pistols because they were "weapons of war" and said he saw too many people get killed by them to like them.
Slowly turning him, bought him an ar kit for Christmas and he loved to build it and shoot it. He is looking at aks now. Still hates my pistol collection but he enjoys my p226 for some odd reason.

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>Grandfather is a pencil pusher for the local government.
>Grandmother is basically going senile.
>Mother is a pencil pusher.
>Dad died a few years after I was born.
>Know nothing about my dad's side of the family except that they're basically all dead.
Can I move in with one of you guys?

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Me for sure. My dad is into guns, but mainly for hunting, my grandpa that is dead was probably previously the most Jow Forums he taught me to shoot with a red ryder, had cornered my dad with a 357 when he hit my mom before i was born, when they were younger and told him that he knew places that noone would ever find his body. He was a game warden, apparently taught my mom and aunt to shoot as children, and tried to turn them into mini Annie Oakley's, it didn't work because they suck. He used to use that same red ryder to shoot dogs that would fuck with his cat, he lived in a trailer he parked on a river. For sure the most Jow Forums until I came along.

Well if she wants to be robbed that badly, tell her I can help her out on the matter.

Either my great grandfather or my grandfather on the other side of the family.
My great grandfather served in the US (Philippine) Army during the Second World War, and after the war owned several firearms and decorated his garden with the Japanese helmets. He moved to the US later on and died there. I don’t know much other than that because he died a few years after I was born.
My grandfather still living in the Philippines owns 30+ firearms including select fire ones and a grenade (flare?) launcher. No idea if they’re legal, but it’s not like anyone would give a shit there.
Most of the rest of my family is either anti gun or don’t care, and no one owns anything more than a pistol for concealed carry or home defense.

I have a piece of shit uncle who texts me pictures of different guns all the time asking me what they are. He's a felon and not allowed to possess a firearm, so he probably steals them. My dad is your typical mall ninja, he doesn't buy a gun if it's not tacticool, but he has a ton of guns and I get to shoot a lot of guns that I otherwise can't afford.

U had the chance to get some sweet ass FAs and u gave up? What kind of slack jawed cock gobbling faggot are u?