show me your pets Jow Forums
Show me your pets Jow Forums
Matthew Morales
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Jason Hill
Poodles
Ryder Robinson
Praise be to King Opossum.
Camden Evans
James Hill
Fuck possums ill shoot your little nigger ass “pets” if they ever dare enter my yard.
Eli Miller
Standard poodles are based as fuck
Chase Perry
/trash/ says hi
Noah Walker
They eat their body weight in ticks and other undesirables. Don't really fight unless cornered or are with babies (like 99.99% of other animals) and get a bad rap because they're slow and blind and arrive late to the tipped over trashcan that was the coons doing.
Easton Jenkins
damn, they actually dindu nuffin
Hunter Young
wow, useful AND delicious
Jackson Howard
Do you know if they would get along with chickens?
Parker Carter
Cute
Jayden Johnson
>Normie show
Luis Baker
They fucking eat chickens the assholes. Thats why ill kill any that i see in my backyard. I lost a hen to a stupid fucking nigger ass possums. You Fucking faggot.
Adam Bailey
Oh, then fuck them I'll shoot the little fuckers.
Gavin Taylor
I love trash cats
Isaac Wright
Jeremiah Morris
Good. They deserve it. Preying on poor defenseless hens.
Thomas Miller
Looks like it'd feel do good to pet
Brandon Cook
Ah, the breed of peace. Truly a nigger's choice.
Jacob Edwards
Softest fur ever, also completely hypoallergetic so I can just shove my face in his neck fluff.
Ian Jones
the chad trash cat asserts its dominance over the retard domestic fowl
Eli Sanchez
Is this your rat??
Thomas Torres
I got nothing against the mighty opossum, but I just can't get over how ugly those lil guys are once they reach adulthood. They freak me out just to look at.
Anyway, what's the best way to humanely trap one? I see one that likes to hang out along my driveway or in my backporch sunroom, and I just want to relocate him to the local woods.
Adrian Reyes
>They fucking eat chickens
Yeah. Most predatory animals do. I've been known to eat a chicken or two myself.
Dylan Sullivan
A cage with fruit and peanut butter worked for me, but that might attract alot of rodents
Angel Smith
What about the rabies? Just curious. I like them, think they're cute, but wouldn't start loving on them due to not wanting to get rabies. I'm sure it's different if you raise them by hand though.
Gabriel Richardson
>He doesn't browse /trash/
Jace Morris
Thanks, I'll try that next time I see him around. I see him on and off, so there's no point of leaving the trap out if I don't even know if he's around.
Jonathan Smith
FUCK OPOSSUMS
Luke Scott
Their body temperature is low enough that I don't even know if there's a single case of a possum with rabies. It (if I remember right) actually makes it really hard for them to contract most diseases, too. Rabies needs a warm host to survive.
Luis Harris
Cute!
Charles Johnson
well shit you learn something new every day. i'm going to try to befriend my local opossums in light of this new knowledge.
any advice how to get on an oppossum's good side?
Camden Edwards
sheeiiiiit
Jordan Howard
We light peanut butter
Kevin Roberts
Food, these smooth-brained dinguses dont understand anything else.
Jace Taylor
Squirrels eat birds, circle of life. Build a better coop.
Jordan Lewis
Like any other animal, food. Try to slowly introduce yourself while feeding them. Not sure how it'd work with their bad eyesight, but you can get squirrels and foxes to hang out with you this way. Throw the food less and less far over time so they have to get closer and closer to you until they're eating out of your hand. Never done it myself, but I've seen a lot of people do it before and I don't doubt possums would work very similarly. If they won't come eat while you're there, leave food somewhere so they at least associate your house or property with food.
Mason Moore
And ill shoot your ass too if i catch you trying to eat my chickens.
And i shoot animals that try eating my animals. Circle of life ends here.
Michael Rodriguez
Based
Anthony Kelly
youre retarded
Caleb Taylor
>boxer and bulldog
lel u jelly of my sweet fat dog or my cool wood stove
Kevin Williams
Child number one
Julian King
Liam Davis
Labs are best doggos
Jonathan Moore
Child number two
>tfw moving
>can't find an apartment that accepts snakes
Brayden Nelson
Goddamn n words
Grayson Thompson
They always look so sad
Leo Taylor
Ah a true patrician
Hunter Martinez
Do you know what yours is mixed with? Mine looks very similar. I think he's a lab/heeler mix.
Robert Davis
if they blind it means they have too much fat in their diet.
Christopher Hall
You know they kill ticks and other disease spreading critters you dick, right?
Angel Gomez
>circle
>ending
user I think you missunderstand
Josiah Nelson
>meets me by my front door urry day for squirrel snacks
>him name is hanz
Joseph Ortiz
Wyatt Baker
A better coop would protect your birds even when you are working, sleeping, or shitting.
David Turner
cunt. fuck you
Cameron Barnes
I should get one of those for mine.
Asher Phillips
>adorable
>leader of his clan
>hangs with me when im drinking n smokin cigs playin ma gitfiddle
>surrounds me with tremendous allies in exchange for salty/fatty snacks
Yeah im thinking hes a basedboi
Xavier Flores
I have since built a better coop.
Henry Turner
Its worth it. I know it works because the shelter told me he was part black lab and part golden retriever and obviously the genetic test correlated with that.
Anthony Sullivan
Suck it, fucking possum nigger. Next one i kill will be dedicated to you.
Andrew Perry
His name is plato. He sucks at hunting squirrels but I have a feeling he can retrieve a duck. Will report back if it happens. I know it has a Jow Forums file name but he is really my dog
Bentley Anderson
May his passing cleanse the earth
Alexander Moore
This is us in a kayak this past sunday, his very first time! He wouldn't get in with my wife but he listens to me better so in about 3 minutes we cruised around the bay. I only took him about 25 feet out at first, then another maybe 50 feet. After that we crossed our fingers and took him around a small peninsula that is behind the camera in pic related. His very first time every in a boat and he floated for about 20 minutes, twice, around fairly open water. He readjusted his seat but seemed to realize he shouldn't try to get out. We were so proud of him. Its gonna be a great summer.
Andrew Lee
B
Justin Ramirez
That thing looks fat as shit. You’re gonna give it the diabeatus.
Samuel Ward
cute pupper but dangerous spot for him lad
i miss my lab
also heres some opossum kino:
youtube.com
Daniel Miller
If that floor was dirty I would be too.
James Butler
glad you like ticks and lyme disease you brainless degenerate
Matthew Kelly
Absolute unit
Gabriel Collins
how do you like that bm59 or whatever? the weird m14
Ayden Torres
It was a clean floor.
Love it. Seriously an awesome gun beyond all words.
Xavier Jenkins
Love it more than bitch ass pussy ass possum niggers
Eli Cruz
>t. has never been in the woods and got his girlfriend stolen from him by a rodent
Sad sack of shit
Connor Young
>actually implying
Thomas Butler
enjoy your RMSF and lyme cunt
ill look for your tent and throw some angry coons in there while you sleep
James Jones
>fuckhuge cooler and gallon of water
t. camping behind his trailer while not torturing small animals
James Long
You are just a nigger
Nolan Torres
If you can find my tent or camp spot that deep in the woods, have at it.
Incorrect. I actually had two gallons but left one in the truck.
Hunter Harris
He’s a happy boy in the water
Austin Martin
>deep in the woods
>huge ass cooler
nope
summoning a skinwalker to your location
Jackson Martin
you sound like you have undiagnosed lyme.
Mason Ramirez
Gavin Adams
Evan Gomez
Beautiful doggo
Kayden Russell
Its the only cooler i have. What does having a large cooler have to do with being innawoods?
Carter Perry
Enjoy your red meat allergy lmao.
Alexander Perez
Dylan Hughes
moron
Jonathan Rodriguez
I’m sure you carried your beer cooler miles and miles into the deep woods
Alexander Lopez
He chubb
Parker Bailey
Cash: the lab in black
Wyatt James
I didnt need to carry it more than a half mile. I could drive into deep woods for the most part.
Austin Morris
Why are you wearing your mom's hat?
Asher Ramirez
My wife and I spent a few years as acid rats together despite being Jow Forums as fuck. The bucket hat is actually much less ostentatious than some of the fitteds with enamel pins
Aiden Miller
Squirrels use to be very common pets in the colonial era.
Benjamin Franklin even wrote a poem to one.
Jackson Flores
The obvious point the other user was making was that the cooler completely betrays any story you might try to pass off of being far off the beaten path
Julian Ward
i have killed 11 of these tree niggers this year and there are still a bunch of them in my yard every day. must have been a baby boom
Evan Lopez
Look up the coordinates I posted. Its right off a unkempt logging trail. Part of the road was washed out and i had to leave the truck about a mile away and carried everything further out. If you think you cant go innawoods because you have a large cooler, and it was cumbersome as fuck, you obviously dont live in a state with a shit ton of innawoods.