Jow Forumsommandos in the wild

No election tourist, they've always, always, been a vocal minority. Same as the furries that used to openly infest this board.

>Not recognizing a tan

git

Well lads, i think i saw a Jow Forumsommando in a autodealer ship I'm a leaf from surrey, britbongistani columbia.
>yes it's the one with the giant flag
So, I saw the fucker doing his job while i was looking for a used car. That guy was pretty buff compared to his coworkers. I assume he was lotstaff for the dealership. I didn't care really and he went on his business.
It was only until i noticed that he had a shirt with zergface on it.
This was the shirt he was wearing
>redbubble.com/people/devildogpratt/works/11225615-zergface?cat_context=all-departments&grid_pos=2&p=t-shirt&rbs=51c724b4-2127-4f22-ab4e-fd5546b2a2a2&ref=shop_grid&style=mens&searchTerm=zergface
And i thought you autists only resided in your basements as neets

Attached: prinz'spanties.jpg (774x1093, 420K)

>normies
Take your own advice, redditor.

I unironically have a zergface pin i put on my hat.

i am also a leaf

>that pic
imagine the smell

Attached: fullmast.jpg (320x283, 29K)

I'm a handyman , you could have a Jow Forums tard in your house and not even know it, we lurk

Second pic. He's obv a PoC.

This. All the gay shit on Jow Forums was ironic, but discord trannies saw it as a chance to latch on and start shilling their agenda after they gave up on Jow Forums and Jow Forums.

Attached: 0612191828a.jpg (2560x1440, 1.19M)

I've never seen a Jow Forumsommando in the wild but I have seen a /b/ tard and a /mlp/ poster

M8 you saw a Jow Forumsommando

>not being bi
lolnerd

I hope he sees this.

I met a Jow Forums user once and talked to him about pistols and then he told me about his ideal form of government that was a weird cross between starship troupers fascism and socialism.

Sounds redpilled

I met moobs

I met a Jow Forumsommando out in the wild too, she(male) is very cute. Now my gf :)

>gay stuff was ironic
user do you know how many pictures I've seen of anons with gun parts shoved up their asses? If massaging your prostate with a gun barrel is ironic faggotry then whats unironic faggotry?

Fucking other men unrelated to the jokes you tell on the internet, did you really need that spelled out you ironic faggot?

Getting a dick up your ass
But not girl dick, it’s not gay if they look like a girl. Like being pegged with a dildo.
If you like taking hairy man cock up your butt, you’re a faggot.

Taking a cock up your ass you retarded faggot. Jow Forums users are more likely to be going out and killing gays and trannies, so FUCK off to /lgbt/, this isn't your board.

>I shove things up my ass to get off but it's not REAL faggotry I'm just being ironic guys hahaha
If I suck my friend off but then call him a fag for nutting in my mouth is that ironic faggotry too?

>to get off
That's where you fucked up, faggot. You keep being a retard though

>Haha I shove things up my ass but its just a joke guys Haha isn't it funny how I've shoved the entire bolt from this rifle right up my ass
How long till you finally come out to your parents?

Ammosexuals aren't and never will be homos no matter how much it upsets you, fucking homo

>going out and killing gays
But Jow Forums is almost entirely noguns, what're they gonna kill gays with? Disapproving stares?

>if I make up a word for it it makes it not gay
user, shoving shit up your ass is quintessentially homosexual

>entire judgement of Jow Forums comes from LE MAGICAL PLACE screencaps and memes
Since 2016 fags have already assimilated, I'm gonna assume you blew in during the discord raids.

>watermallan
this reeks of pol

If you're at all perplexed by this, you need to take your soi huffing normalfaggot ass back to facebook where it belongs

>pol
this reeks of newfag

Attached: halfchan.png (753x937, 80K)

Ammosexuals fuck the open bolt of their raifu, fags shove the bolt up their ass. Get it right user

IM SO FUCKING SICK YOU MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS THINKING POL HAS A GODDAMN MONOPOLY ON HATING NIGGERS, FUCK POL AND FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT.

>implying that in a post-2016 world that statement isn't truer than ever
Literally 90% of this site's traffic is kids on their iphones, half the people in any given thread were born after 9/11

>not being a trans demi angel-kin queer furry

>PoC
Head on back to plebbit

Based fellow surreychad

>he thinks I'm a facebookfag
I feel you've completely missed my point. Jow Forums has always been infested with disgusting sodomites because niggers like you let them normalize it with "but it's ironic faggottry!". The sooner you accept it's not ironic and stop enabling them the sooner they fuck off to wherever they came from.

Anyone here came on or in their gunz. Thinking about it gets me fucking hard and want to do it

Much like ironic shitposting is still shitposting, so is ironic gayness still gayness.
It happened, there are pics, it's widely known, and it's still pretty damned gay.

Attached: 1af.jpg (750x850, 310K)

>tee hee uwu you see if you do something like that as a joke you're gay and should join our club!
Go dilate, discord faggot.

Attached: 162217231.jpg (1200x800, 127K)

>PoC.
You mean shitskin niggerfaggot right?

Attached: 1538053256737.jpg (720x405, 56K)

Stop projecting gayboy and go there yourself

>Not being amphibious assault vehicle

Yes shitskin licoricehead dollop o motherfucking daisy gelhead spic Asian orangenigger shitakin grade Z goblina overdrive. This was Disneygoyland so what do you expect surprise buttsecks buttsecks bubububububuttsecks.

I was there for a prestigious event that involved protecting some JWO individuals with my 13 inch micro tavor loaded with 77gr OTM oppressive egyptian handloads. The suit was dapper and the rounds penetrate barriers.

Attached: 1559447314236s.jpg (125x70, 2K)

Whatever helps you sleep at night

Stop calling me gay and take the NaCNpill already you fucking pest. I was here first.

Attached: 1558571526673s.jpg (176x250, 4K)

Your talking about the Remington barrel. That’s one guy. Surely understand that one faggots actions don’t represent Jow Forums as a whole.

Stay mad and keep guessing

I don't need to guess you're fresh off the boat from the 2018 r9k suicide

>not white
>holding hands with a women

Nah he is not from here

Uma Delicia

Not true at all. He's just laying low, and was recently spotted in Portland.

Attached: McNiggerator spotted in Portland (2019).png (2880x1436, 3.54M)

That looks like a Western town, where is that?

No idea who the dude in OP is, but I'm pretty sure I saw one of us about a month ago. I was tubing on the Little River, near Townsend TN, and there was a guy in the water in a ghillie suit, hiding between some rocks. I spotted him, he have me a thumbs up. I think he was testing how unaware everyone was.

>girl
user, I...

still mad 'bout the cum brownie

That’s clearly a dude, my dude. People don’t hold hands with women

Or a Jow Forumsommando loading your cargo

traps are gay even if the tits are nice

I do alot of work in Surrey. Dam border leafs always hasseling me about my tools and stuff. Some good Indian food though

but who was phone?

Looks like Disneyland or World

im a white collar normie looking motherfucker with a job and friends, you'd never know i was a Jow Forumsommando