Yeet Cannon / Problem Solver

HiPoint actually acknowledged the results of their public poll. Don't mind me laughing my ass off.

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WLS?

SOTG?

We Like Shooting. The "SOTG" is student of the gun.

I legit like PS-9

You nibbas better be voting problem solver

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How do I vote? Is it only through faceberg?

Stay Off The Grass

The Yeet Cannon, so when you run out of ammo you can scream "this bitch empty! YEET"

Voting starts june 18th

What faggots submitted yeet cannon? This whole site has gone to shit

Gay AF

i genuinely hope it was no one here, thats some underageb& /b/ tier shit

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Someday being retarded will be the death of me

zoomer teir cringe

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Why the fuck does yeet cannon have so many votes. Is reddit to blame?

Agreed. I think its “problem solver’s” time. Its her time.

Wasn't the zoomers. Can't be.

probably

Who the fuck voted for yeet cannon?
If they actually name it that, I'm not going to buy one. Fuck I hate niggers so much.

>Official Hi Point photo taken in greasy parking lot
I guess the company is aware of where most of their guns are used.

The rainbow is for pride month to entice homosexuals to purchase funs and become rabid ammosexuals and funrights advocates. Flawless logic, really.

I’m still butthurt my N9 (Neo-9) didn’t get chosen :(

I'm just picturing Ian McCullom's disembodied Futurama head having to explain what exactly a "yeet" is while showing off what guns Rock Island has for sale in their June of 2172 regional auction.

You guys know that you're naming the gun that Jamal will use to kill your and your family on a home invasion, right?

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>Problem Solver vs Yeet Cannon
Boomer vs Zoomer

The normies have spoken

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What a shame.

What the fuck does yeet mean? Do I have to be a nigger to understand it?

You do realize im naming the gun ill be using to kill Jamal and Dayquil on a home invasion, right?

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Damn, I submitted ps9 without the dash

Why did no one submit Ghettoblaster

yeet is basketball american (then acquired into zoomer) for "to throw with great vigor".

>yeet
Lmao, gay.
>WLS
Weak...
>SOTG
WEAK...
>Problem Solver
Is this the only good choice?

Unbelievably gay.

Timeless VS cringe tier next year.

Might as well name it on fleek 9 or le epic 9.

>Implying it isn't cringe tier this very year.

I would laugh knowing there's a gun out there named Yeet Cannon (probably a better name for a can launcher or something), but Problem Solver is just too good to immortalize that one gangsta.

This.

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>PS9
Finally a weapon for Sonyggers

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>TFW your own entry, Cyber-Blaster 2000 (the 2000 signifies the double-stack) didn't make it to the finals round.
Would you guys have preferred that over Yeet Cannon and Problem Solver?

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no its more cringe than yeet cannon

yes and it really looks like we arent gonna get it

Not applicable because this is a 9mm and not a 40

i wonder which youtuber told people to name it the yeet cannon

its because yeet is a funny word. half of them probably don't even know what purple bullets do.

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Nobody on any of the chans proposed Yeet Canon. WTF is a Yeet Canon? Who dares meddle in the affairs of the notorious hacker!

probably some gun forum or discord group. same with the WLS-9 and SOTG, both of which are super gay and lame.

im surprised so few people submitted problem solver.

That warrants an ass wuppin,

10:1 it's gunnit/kikebook npc normie faggots.

Remember what Jow Forums used to do. Has our collective autism been lost to time? It's a poll. An online poll.

can you pretend to be a 4channer somewhere else this is pretty embarrassing

Much as I like "Yeet Cannon", I don't think Yeet is going to age well as a word.

Were losing to the normies. Theyve grown in numbers and accepted just enough of the online autism to fuck everything up, but not enough to fuck things up the right way

Maybe someone will find out who dunnit. I hate normies.

yeah it'd be like if rolex or someone named their watch the bling-bling

Normies don't know how to spoof their MAC address. If you can dodge a ban, you can rig a poll.

Thats a paddlin

2016 diluted us and neutered us

You idiots, problem solver is only for centimeter guns.

Well, you can give up if you want to, user, just like all those blackpillfags who have been popping up out of the woodwork whining about how "muh demographics is destiny the bans are coming YOU CAN'T STOP IT!". I won't. Maybe I'll fail, and the Problem Solver will forever be the fucking dumbass Yeet Cannon but, if I do, it will not be for a lack of effort.

It's honestly just not that funny or worth the effort.

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if this thing is named the Problem Solver, you fuckers have failed. we must defeat the normalfags and their yeetfaggotry.

can you stop being a mondo cringe guy with your motivational speaking?

What does yeet even mean?

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its like saying kobe when you throw something. except kobe is for accuracy and yeet is for power.

t. voted for yeet cannon
I could, but that would mean submitting to the normalfags, the cancer killing Jow Forums. You know, guys like you. Guys using words like "cringe" and acting as if nothing is worth doing anymore. Nihilism is for fags.

Well if they couldn't come up with an edgy name to shove in X into it somewhere instead of an S or just randomly, they kind of deserve an ironic meme name from people that want to buy the cheapest gun they can but hate everyone that owns guns and don't since that's your typical gun person. You need to genetically modify people and have them done so from a lineage of inbreeding, with a history of flashing around wealthy looking things otherwise it just sounds like you're not investing your life into it and nobody is going to pay you to act like a condescending asshole unless you're from an inbred monarchy that's ruled for multiple generations and claim to be a socialist democracy.

It can be used as a verb both transitive and intransitive and as a general exclamation. It has connotations of doing something with somewhat reckless abandon and disregard for the consequences. Perhaps compare it to a yolo but that sounded more awkward when used as a verb, and you sure as fuck couldn't yolo an object as you could yeet that same object.

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There is no fucking way Yeet Cannon and WLS-9 were not targeted campaigns. That shit is retarded and not organic.

Problem solver is the obvious winner, it's totally organic, everybody knows the meme, and it's the only one up there that says "variants" meaning it's gotten all kinds of votes in different forms. As opposed to 360 people all saying "WLS-9" get the fuck out of here. What kind of facebook crap is that?

in this doggy dog world it's yeet or be yoten

>complains about cancer killing Jow Forums
>post and argument style is EXACTLY like a 2016'er

you can't even vote until the 18th anyway retard, theres no point in getting all worked up over inaction when there is nothing to do yet.

i appreciate yeet as a word, and i would be less angry if it was just called a Yeet-9, but the term 'yeet-cannon' just reeks of some shit a bunch of goobers cooked up and thought it would be epic style to all vote for it.

I applaud that you hold a high enough opinion of hi point to compare them to Rolex.

>I've been here longer, just look at how you post!
God, you're insufferable.
>theres no point in getting all worked up over inaction when there is nothing to do yet
Like I said, do what you want. I personally don't care what you do or do not do. I'm going to let people know about the poll and how it's probably going to be sabotaged by normalfag memery that as has pointed out, is most definitely inorganic. Forced memery, for lack of a better term. When the polls open, I'll flood it with PS-9 votes. Maybe others will choose to do the same, maybe they won't. I don't know; I'm not their fucking dad.

What kind of middlschool bullshittery is this?

i think they're goal of trying to make a 'decent' gun that literally anyone can afford is noble.

>There is no fucking way Yeet Cannon and WLS-9 were not targeted campaigns.

and problem solver wasn't?

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Problem Solver evolved organically, as a result of people laughing at a dumb nigger calling a Hi-Point a "Glock 40". Not that you'd understand the difference between an organic and a forced meme.

As organic as they come.

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and 'yeet-cannon' evolved organically on instagram as a slang term for a large handgun. not that you'd know about anything that happens outside of Jow Forums.

while i think yeet cannon is stupid and problem solver should totally win, its ignorant to think that only Jow Forums's choice is the natural one and the rest are just shill campaigns.

Exactly. I think yeet cannon is funny, but problem solver should really be the winner.
I'm sure some of that is probably botted as well.

Looks like you quoted the wrong post.

>on instagram
Pls go and stay go. Refer to rule 10.

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Fuck no it wasn't, problem solver has been a meme in the common vernacular for at least a year or more. Have you ever heard the phrase "we like to shoot" or "student of the gun" in your entire fucking 16 year life?

considering how few entries they got, it doesn't seem botted.

now the actual voting phase will be botted to shit.

>making fun of someone for not being willfully ignorant

>using instagram
>using a smartphone at all
>being proud of being cancer

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'student of the gun' and 'we like shooting' are both 100% shilled, they're both the name of podcasts. im specifically talking about yeet cannon.

>considering instagram as a wealth of knowledge
This is your second mistake.

>its cancer because Jow Forums told me it is
>being a technological hermit is ok
>i can't wait to be an old person so i can be annoyed at people even more than i am now

What a shame, why do normies ruin everything?

>normies voting for yeet

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lmao