So, I got the belt fed gun running, and modded a shield for it. I have the PVC bits so I can build up the stanchion soon.
But, I got distracted when someone said I should make it a ZPU-1. SO I went and found one of those. Needs some electrical work, but I've resolved most of the problems with jamming, and have started gutting the governor resistors. I also found a trailer for it, on which I plan to rig it up.
So in a week or so, I think I will have the stanchion mounted belt fed gun and truck running, then can get on the zpu trailer.
Picture of me just setting them in there and scheming the trailer setup. (Gun is backwards for starters)
> op’s rugrats rolling three deep launching airsoft and nerf ordinance everywhere. > all the suburban moms in the neighborhood won’t let their kids go play at OP’s house. > at school OP’s kids are like mythical beings. > did you see Johnny and sally chase the neighborhood cats out in their John deer apc. They are so lucky.
Happy Father’s Day OP, seriously making points in the dad book.
Blake Brown
Fuck off, fruitcake. Lurk moar, you prancing la-la girly man cock mongler. This shit is totally Jow Forums related, which you would know if you’d been here longer than whenever school let out.
You could rig up this model rocket engines in the rpg’s, possibly do the tennis all match head grenade at the end of each one, although that might kill or make your kids, so maybe not. Imagine the fun tho.
Cooper Harris
The claymore uses a rubber band to launch foam nerf darts.
Bentley Turner
I wish you were my father, all I got was a shitty lightsaber as a kid
Adrian Martinez
Sorry neither of your dads were this cool.
Jayden Moore
I just want to put a fishing line into a few easter eggs set up to trip nerf IEDs when pulled. Unless he cuts it.
>Be 5 year old, on my Babies First Technical. >Routine Backyard patrol. Dad command told me to watch out for charlie. >Couple of squirrels to harass, but only require warning shots, plenty of darts in the belt. >Making the way back to base, technical running a little low on battery >Notice a plastic Easter egg in the garden. >"Yeah buddy, free candy!" Dismount and run over, pick up the egg, see a small fishing line string, hear a beep >Jump behind technical as a nerf IED pops >Recover for a moment as the foam balls bounce against the fences and bushes >Jump in and hit the gas >Return to dad command >"Report?" >There was a booby trap, nearly nerfed me, but got out alive >"Good boy, here have this roll of smarties"
Leo Jenkins
>proceeds to get chewed out by mom command for smoking the smarties
Just because you are a degenerate living with their mom who owns a nugget they never shoot doesn't make you a part of some special club. It makes you a loser.
OP is doing something interesting and different on this board that involves raising the next generation of Jow Forumsommandos and I support it. Think about how much less of a failure you'd be if your dad did shit like this with you when you were a kid. Keep us updated OP, my boys have the same gator ride on.
Bump, I have nothing to add but this is a good thread
Charles Hernandez
That probably depends. Right after halloween or easter, when he has a giant bag of candy and is going insane one a sugar rush after smoking a half dozen rolls of smarties, probably all The Doors and other psychedelic rock from that era with helicopter sounds spliced in now and again.
The rest of the time? Yeah, Serbian Polka.
I didnt consider adding a small MP3 speaker and player though, good idea. Low priority, high hilarious.
Henry Cox
Power Wheels didn't exist when I was a kid so my father and grandfather collaborated to build a little Jeep out of plywood and an old garden tractor for my brother and I to play with.
They made a simple ladder frame out of 2" rectangular steel tubing. The front axle came from the garden tractor and was welded directly to the frame with some mods to the steering linkage. They bolted the transaxle from the tractor to the rear of the frame. (A three speed unit with a sideways "H" pattern. R-1 on the bottom, 2-3 on top). Grandpa made adapters for the front so he could use some rims off an old farm trailer instead of the undersized tractor wheels. With bald 13" snow tires all around, it looked okay. The tractor had been junked because the engine was shot. The solution was to "borrow" the engine from Mom's garden tiller and swap it back when she needed to work the garden. When we outgrew it, the Jeep was sold at a yard sale. I can only hope that it still exists and that some other kids are having as much fun with it as my brother and I did.
Kayden Young
I had a homemade minibike that looked like a real motorcycle as a kid.
Ran on a re-purposed snowblower engine.
Man that shit was fun out in the middle of nowhere PA.
Blake Morgan
Bump rad dad
Dominic Gray
Stuff like this is why I keep visiting Jow Forums
Mason Baker
It stand for >moot doesn't know kanji for shit F a m
Anthony Baker
My dad was a combat engineer for almost 30 years, large parts of which were removing mines and IEDs. When I showed him a nerf claymore, he had the biggest grinch style grin.
>I wish they had these back when I was a captain I would have rigged up my whole office
