Cookin' with Jow Forums: Part 2

Nice. I've been wanting to get into home brewing for some time, but haven't found the time yet. What other kinds of brew would you recommend for first timers?

Haven't been trout fishing in about 3 years. How do you normally cook them?

This one guy on YT makes them with hasbrowns
youtube.com/watch?v=h-jcL21ayog

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Filling the bird witha squirrel, lemon and sage leaves :3
No joke, I hope it taste good. Had aquirrel only once as a kid

This is my first batch of "real" alcohol, the only other experience I have is making dubiously edible hooch in plastic bottles with bread yeast and juice when I was younger, so I can't really give you much advice. Mead and apfelwein both follow a very simple recipe of sugar + yeast + time = booze. You can really just ferment whatever juice you like and it'll probably turn out alright.

You single user?

Are you keeping this in the fridge for fresh use or canning?

>today is my only day of the week I don't have to cook

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Fridge. Making pancakes tommorow morning so I might use some.

Only had crow once just to see how it tasted, didn't really like it. Other than coyotes, they're the only other animal I'll purposely kill and not eat.

You poor idiot
Im amazed you can use a computer

its fun

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Looks delicious

Mushroom Chicken red wine soup with a steak

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Can I come over?

What is this?

I never felt sorry for the cooks in the Army
>be me stationed in Infantry on Camp Casey, Worst Korea
>Battalion level chow halls so cooks work 7 days a week, with one weekend a month for the chow hall to be closed
>another weekday, shuffle off to the chow hall for lunch
>sign in at head count and get in line
>get to service line, point and grunt at main and side I want
>cook serving me is some PFC I have never seen before
>he moves quickly plating my food and then hands the plate to me with a big smile and wide eyes
>you poor soul
> we go to the field the next week for like 3 weeks
>come back to garrison
>go to eat chow, same PFC is working the service line
>he looks beaten and sorry with his life choices
>I know he's going to be counting every one of the remaining 330+ days he has left in Korea

Home made baked beans. Got steak marinated in home made teriyaki sauce I'm gonna bbq tomorrow.

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try itif you like

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Maybe:3

Who the fuck wears gloves when cutting peppers?

if you touch your pecker a lot it helps

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i cook all day as my job so nothing really. made a sandwich and had some other leftovers.

Beer and ramen noodles
Although now that I looked at some of the options in this thread I have to admit I have no fucking idea what I'm doing with my life or why I'm living this way

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Got my sourdough starter going and getting ready to bake.
Also got oxtail stew boiling down.

Take it to /ck/ faggot, the Jow Forumsitchen is for things that go boom.

I came in my pants and the summer heat fried the crusty semen layer while i laid in bed lurking this place

You niggers better own a crockpot, beef and chorizo stew is fucking great

Heheh quite eh spicy mayme

/ck/ is 90% fast food threads.

This, its inside my top 3 for toxic NEETs

Have you ever made orange marmalade?

oi fuck off
bodies are weapons, and nutrition is part of that

Get several black birds together and breast them like doves, steam or boil to loosen them up. Remove from bones and bake into a garden pie.

Ouch. Did he get termites or something?

Usually on the grill but I ran out of coal so I pan fried it

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>square plate
>fries in a dainty holder
>probably listed on the menu as "frites"
>probably with aioli

you paid $50+ for a steak and french fries, didnt you?

Crows are our bros, user, don’t shoot them. No really they’re like one of the most intelligent birds on the planet; they can even recognize people.
>be me
>12
>watch docu about guy who feeds crows.
>crows return to him with bright string, baubles, etc.
>also have racist as fuck dad.
>dad grew up in ghetto so whatever
>I’m terrified of the noggening2: Rodney King Boogaloo coming to our suburb for some reason
>autism.exe
>somehow get the notion that I can befriend crows, and they will pass it through their bird community that I am a cool dude to be counted on for snacks
>my thinking is that at the meeting of the council of crows, they will place me amongst their ranks, spreading the word across the nation that I am one of the chosen
>feed the crows every day a handful of dog food
>they fucking love it
>at first it’s like ten crows
>fast forward two years
>I’m feeding a colony of fucking crows
>at least seventy crows are coming to our yard at dusk
>neighbors are annoyed, but at least autismo isn’t burning shit.
>Dad gets new job, we move to middle of nowhere. No crow bros anywhere
>fast forward ten years, grow out of teenage autism
>24 living with roommate in a house.
>throwing foosebaw with friends in the front yard.
>crow lands on power line.
>autism... ENGAGE!
>run inside to get corn. I must feed my people.
>find some chips in a bag, crush them up and put in a pile for crowbro.
>everyone kind of keeps playing ball but kind of lowkey like “ha yeah user... what’s up with the bird antics?”
>shrug it off as best I can. No biggie I just like crows man.
>proceed to hammer back a few beers and then confess to my friends that I’ve been building my rank within crow society for decades, in the hope of having a flock of them save my life in my time of need.
>passblunt.bat
>”user, that shit is fuckin rad man. Nice.”
>left out the bit about nogs. Lol
Feels good to have friends on the same level. Also be cool to crows.

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I’m finna make a dirty Vodka Martini. Or, as it should be properly know, a Dirty Kangaroo.
What ratio of Vodka to Dry Vermouth does Jow Forums like?

Jow Forums is 90% glock threads.

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Just hot dogs and beans

Too sad go cook. I'll see you boys in the winter cooking thread with some venison stew and sourdough biscuits or something. Fuck summer

Grill my dude. Grilled chicken legs are god-tier cooked low & slow. Hamburgers are great with an icy American Pilsner.

Kek crowbrow

Based. I always wanted to do the same but I can never find crows. I even bought a crow call.

Can't, trapped in shithole apartment. Used to grill all the time when I lived in a better place. Cooking inside just makes it hotter so I try not to cook anything that takes a while, can't even fucking bake my breads anymore.

Buy an A.C. or make one.

>mfw fag mods and janniefannies killed the al/ck/ threads

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