How to start boogaloo?

many have tried
many have failed

my head is bloody but unbowed

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The trees of liberty needs to be purified by the blood of patriots and traitors

watered, not purified, though ablutions are a type of ritual purification, so, whatever, go ahead

You just need enough people to follow you or your ideals. But talking to people much less getting them to like you is way outside of the capability of Jow Forums autismos so good luck.

Release 8 tons of bath salts into the water supply of every major city. Make sure it's exactly 8 tons

Shoot at Fort Sumter

Dump Tea into a Harbor

Idk u tell me glowie

youtube.com/watch?v=Vgfi1QZILxk
>type in the exact title of the video on jewtube but it's buried in search results under like 20 mainstream media videos on him
>anti-conspiracy shilling right under video

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Blow your nose in a toilet.

Kill all the Jow Forumsniggers you know including yourself

>buy small RV
>park in mcdonalds parking lot
>order curbside from phone
>repeat everyday for years
>they'll never know you're a sleeper cell
>until one day when you've been activated by the codeword on the news
>it begins
>you grab your gear from a chest you haven't opened in months, realize it doesn't fit and you're out of breath from walking 4 feet
>suddenly your RV is smaller than you remember
>you realize your stomach is actually cold, it wasn't your imagination these last few months
>you decide to start making changes in your life
>go to the drive through this time
>add ice to the bucket of on-tap HFCS
>get 12 mcchickens instead of 15
>already feel healthier
>wake up to buzzsaws cutting into the RV
>wat
>its EMS removing you from the vehicle because you passed out in the drive-thru and backed the line up a whole mile
>spend the rest of your days posting shitty bait threads on a Burmese digitally-encoded rug pattern colloquium