>when you get banted so hard online, you spend all your holster money to hire ILM to CGI your clips together
When you get banted so hard online, you spend all your holster money to hire ILM to CGI your clips together
Oliver Mitchell
Elijah Martinez
>clips
Jayden Turner
What should we be seeing here?
Logan Adams
What's your beef with this guy. He seems pretty cool and legit.
Samuel Harris
>Shoots a 8" group at 7 yards
Lmao'd at that video. Was in a game of Insurgency with him Sunday night. I asked him where he gets his skinny jeans and if they're as tight as his sister's pussy so he just spammed the VOIP key the whole match.
Sebastian Stewart
Times you met Lucas?
I saw Lucas Botkin at a gun store in Nashville yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Glocks in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Glocks and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Glock and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Jaxon Morgan
Dominic Roberts
Is this guy allergic to lifting or what? How does he manage to lift his rifle covered in unnecessary shit with those noodle arms?
Joseph Johnson
I once met Lucas Botkin at a kydex signing in Tennessee. I shook his hand and was surprised by how strong he was. You could tell he had a wiry strength to him that people oft underestimate. We ended up chatting for a good 10 minutes and he amazed me with how personable and warm he was. But the highlight of the evening came when a fat guy wearing a fedora and steel-capped boots walked into the room and started shouting "TWINK, TWINK, COME OUT, COME OUT". He was belligerent and aggressive. One of Botkin's assistants went to get security but Botkin stopped her and said he can handle it. He bravely walked into the crowd to try and resolve the issue. When the rotund aggressor saw him he went mad with rage and started running straight towards Botkin. What happened next was like something out of a Matrix movie. The attacker powered up a nasty kick, aiming for Botkin's smooth featureless groin, but Lucas deftly spin-jumped up and to the right, avoiding the impact. In that same instant he flanked the pudgy assailant and landed a devastating punch straight to the back of the knee. The neckbeard's leg buckled from the sheer force of the punch and then gravity did the rest. He started falling back, threatening to crush Lucas beneath hundreds of pounds of lard but Lucas rolled away in the nick of time. All of this happened in less than 2 seconds. Needless to say the delinquent was knocked unconscious and Lucas was left winded but victorious. The audience gave him a heartfelt applause and he went back to signing holsters while the obese neckbeard was escorted from the premises and later arrested. What was particularly satisfying was his sobbing cries as he was dragged away; he kept repeating "I'm sorry Lucas, you're a not a twink after all".
Leo Phillips
You talking to moi dipshit?
Owen Gonzalez
Why are people so obsessed with this guy and him supposedly "speeding" up his footage, don't follow the dude if you hate him; how does any of his shit impact the gun community so much that they feel the need to "cal him out".
Samuel Adams
you're obsessed.
Joseph Mitchell
Forgot pic. He talked like a fag and everything. Maybe I shouldn't have bullied him but I was drunk off my ass and salty because the factory is shutting down and I'm laid off.
Kek
Asher Lopez
for better or worse, nobody likes posers and tryhards. same reason people shit on Yeager and Regularguy
Easton Jackson
Imagine being Garand Thumb in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Lucas Botkin, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your twig body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally train with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old insta thot (male) in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Mike and not only stand on that range while Lucas Botkin flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting and editing barely concealing his bony ass and terrible accuracy, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that Costa Clamp. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LUCAS BOTKIN SHOOTS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his twinkish fucking inbred ass contort into types of stances you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been training with nothing but Travis Haley and Tier 1 supersoldiers and later alleged rape victims (male) for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the Chair Force. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his noodle arms as he rolls up his plaid sleeves to writhe tactically at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "Gunfighter(for that is what he calls himself)" speed, the speed he worked so hard for with video editors in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could out-draw every single person in this range before security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Garand Thumb. You're not going to lose your future shilling money over this. Just SERE it. Hide your face and SERE it.
Ayden Gonzalez
>L.Botkin
>using his real name for attention
LMAO. I thought you were kidding. He deserves the bully.
Blake Parker
Angel Nguyen
Go to bed Lucas
Jace Rivera
Lucas seems like an alright dude. If a little, weird. But what can you expect from his kind of upbringing?
All in all, 7/10. Great shooter, cool/weird guy. That one kid in class everyone bullied but he was actually pretty chill when he wasn’t being autistic. Way better than all the fags, nigs, and fake ass degenerates.
Caleb Taylor
>7/10
>rating another guy
Jason Hall
Do you know where you are?
Noah Miller
...
Daniel Morris
hola GT
Nathan Turner
This guy is such a wanna be holy fuck it hurts me
>Inb4 phonefag
I dont care
Jayden Williams
>1 VAC BAN
LMAO
Logan Foster
>plays as the fuzz in gta
what a fag
Landon Martinez
Heh
Lincoln Reyes
Hope it's true. Doing god's work
Carter Diaz
When does he play? What server? I want to bully him.
Owen Barnes
You can't beat him.
Adam Butler
physically no. But one can put some dents in his inbred, twigboy, ego.
Liam Parker
Make sure you record it
Gavin Powell
image being so insecure you pay a company to professionally film you while you show and tell your basic bitch ar
imagine naming your video after yourself as if anyone cares
Hunter Hughes
>VAC ban
Cheats online, cheats in real life.
John Price
>company
It's his religious slave.
He's not used to getting shot back at, even in vidya.
Ian Butler
>the factory is shutting down and I'm laid off.
Sorry to hear that bro, I've been laid off myself for about six weeks now. Stay strong, and always bully the faggots
Jonathan Harris
phil? did you ever take that trip Thailand for boipussy?
Nathaniel Roberts
>It's his religious slave.
?
Nolan Powell
He's a poser that speaks as a subject matter expert because his dad bought him gear that people in the military use. He has the demeanor and personality of an autistic rich kid who's always trying to impress you with how cool his dad's stuff is. He pays instagram to have his face plastered on everyone's phones and somehow has the body of a stick bug. Go away lucas no one likes you.
Andrew Garcia
fundamentalists.fandom.com
patheos.com
>homeschooling and sister wives
Cult Jow Forumsino
Lincoln Cook
>VAC ban
Fucking priceless.
Jonathan Collins
What's a VAC ban?
I work too much to game
Noah Bailey
VAC is an anticheat software and VAC bans are for confirmed cases of cheating in a game, ergo he has cheated on some game on steam and been VAC b& for doing so
Jason Johnson
Ah, thank you.
Now I'm trying to think of a joke along the lines of "the videos aren't edited, it's frame jump from lagging."
I'm not funny enough though.
Charles Carter
Is that BLAZE OPS?
Asher Gray
You fucking know it is
Jackson Bell
Can someone give me the gist of the whole story? I always knew this kid was a fucking tool but holy shit. The quintessential /arg/ and ARFCOM fanatic.
Jace Morris
I always knew he was a weirdo. Jesus Christ dude
Landon Ortiz
Heh i remember this pasta
Adrian Stewart
that could have been anyone larping as him
i larp as various people in online games just to piss people off at them
Aiden Wood
This kid is the epitome of the tryhard Youtube operator, it's baffling that he has such a huge following.
Jordan Gomez
This is bullshit but I believe it.
Hunter Morris
add him on steam and find out
Caleb Jones
what would that prove? i kept up the LARP in messages and so could he (this was on xbl but still)
Lucas Ross
>so obsessed
its a Jow Forums thing, I dont know if its because of a need to be contrarian or just plain autism but literally every youtube personality except for maybe paul harrell and steve mre gets a dedicated following of angry autists on here who put a surprising amount of effort into trying disparage them. You'd think if they hate someone so much they wouldnt dedicate this much time obsessing over them.
Parker Lopez
You can tell by his voice.
Jack Torres
Hey Lucas, or try not being such a tryhard autist and embrace the bants like Garand Thumb. This is why no one likes your no-serve pretentious larping ass.
Nathaniel Jackson
luv me sister
luv me gear
luv me editing
luv me video games
'ate competing in public
'ate VAC bans
Simple as
David Howard
ITT: Video game fags behaving like total manchildren because they have enough free time because they live in moms basement.
How about you guys grow up and do something, I dunno, worthwhile instead of e-bagging some boy who wears jeans which are even too tight for his sister?
I know you guys are fat, are you jealous of his skinny ass or something?
Bentley Phillips
t. Lucas resorting to black flag terror attacks on a mongolian shit flinging image forum
David Hill
Jesus Christ Lucas, dont you think that kind of bile is unbecoming of a public figure?
Nicholas Anderson
>Only fat virgins play video games
Are you conveniently ignoring that the guy you're white knighting for plays the same video game on a regular basis?
Samuel Thompson
>I asked him where he gets his skinny jeans and if they're as tight as his sister's pussy
Brandon Garcia
Landon Ross
Who is this faggot?
Robert Foster
>scores 192nd place in contest with 200 people
Jack Morris
>I know you guys are fat, are you jealous of his skinny ass or something?
>are you guys jealous of his lanklet geans and inability to gain weight including muscle
um no lmao.
Joseph Lopez
doing gods work user
Xavier Miller
Why do people like this holster their gun as fast as they can, even when their gun is empty and they're just casually talking to their audience or heading up to their target to see how they did? It drives me crazy, that's really the faggiest thing about him. Fucking diving through their sling and flipping the gun as fast as they can just to show you an accessory on the gun, as if you might somehow be unconvinced he's handled a gun before.
Dominic Barnes
>I can't holster my gun as fast as this guy can and it makes me REALLY ANGRY
ok
? perhaps you could try practicing
Evan Ross
To look cool.
Ryder Jackson
can we get a link or something on this turbo fag? he sounds like a grade a retard i want to see
Sebastian Williams
Some sister Fucking autist that owns a holster company and speeds up his YouTube videos and likes to larp
Also this
Noah Brown
>lanklet
He's not even tall lmao
Like 5' 8" at most
Tyler Hall
But I can, I just don't feel like I have to holster like my life depends on it every single time to convince zoomers I'm the terminator
Mason Williams
I was asking about op.
Mason Barnes
kek
Jonathan Roberts
Don't forget! His sisters give Christian dating advice even though they're both unmarried in their 30s and living at their parents' house.
Lucas Wright
As any unwed, chaste woman should.
Adrian Long
....if they were real Christians thos girls would've been wed when they were 17
Zachary Sanchez
Spinsters aren't qualified to give dating advice.
John Sanders
Paul is a fudd and his commenters are insufferable. The would lick his nuts if asked
Chase Hill
Good Christian girls are meant to be daddy's play things.
Luke Bell
I a... I mean he is 6'5"
Caleb Kelly
>I know you guys are fat, are you jealous of his skinny ass or something?
Yeah, I'm absolutely jealous of his anorexic ass.
Nicholas Hernandez
>laid off for 6 weeks
Weird way to say you’re an unemployed nog
Xavier Price
Criminally underrated post
Ryder Diaz
A lay off can imply a return to work. Sometimes your lay off requires you be available to return to work in a limited capacity if needed (like my situation) where getting another job isn't feasible. So the only option is to sit around and collect unemployment until work starts back up.
Juan Martinez
I enjoy this pasta
Ian Hall
I've met a gun Youtuber before, too. Pretty chill guy. But if someone really did talk to me like that hypothetically, I would have spit in their face either way, and walk out.
I don't care how famous they are. Never talk to another human being that way. Ever
Ayden King
They sound hot.
Caleb Cox
Yep, just googled them. If they weren't heretics I'd be all over that.
Also if I weren't a loser with virtually no life accomplishments.
Justin Robinson
Give me a quick rundown, why is the skinnyboi getting all the flak?
Jordan Thomas
...
Christian Nelson
>Being this new
Cooper Parker
>being this new
That’s ancient Mark Larue pasta, friendo
Christopher Bell
>being this new
It was flying lotus and lemmy long before Jow Forums got their hands on it.
Jeremiah Gray
post sister pls
Lincoln Hughes
why would you need to holster your gun fast?
Joshua Allen
>75B
Was this dude a ranger or is that just more cringe fuel?