My garage caught fire while I was getting groceries. Luckily, I didn't lose anything aside from one of my work benches and my wall. Need stuff to cheer me up.
Jow Forums humor
Lincoln Nelson
Anthony Brooks
Adrian Russell
Stolen from /cangen/
Out of curiosity, what happened OP?
Aaron Martin
My only guess is faulty wiring. Got home from walmart and smelled smoke so I checked the garage. I'm in the southeast so its probably due to all the rain. Luckily I had a fire extinguisher in the garage to put it out before the fire department showed up, they tore out the wall and put out the embers and shit. Garage was locked, a d I only lost a work bench and the section of wall thank God.
>moral of the story always have a fire extinguisher
Adrian Martin
Glad you didn't lose anything else user.
Have the first pic on my Jow Forums folder on this computer, from feb of 2012.
Jaxson Cruz
>>moral of the story always have a fire extinguisher
Yep.
My kitchen cought fire from short circuit in ventilation last year, I keep one since then.
Good luck renovating.
Nicholas Martin
Jeremiah Reyes
Had a buddy who lost the house because of a bad surge protector, people gotta know how to protect their house and stuff from fire
Easton Gray
Eli Wood
Some bad luck dude, glad you lost as little as you did, that could have been a lot worse.
Best of luck to you and your future efforts (and remodel job)
Jayden Cook
Could've been much(!!!) worse man. Be thankful and smile. Go to church on sunday and/or speak a little prayer to the big boss who protected your ass from further damage.
Gabriel Mitchell
Andrew Fisher
Ayden Foster
Logan Peterson
Imagine being this cucked. Didn’t god cause the fire?
Ian Reed
>OP's whole house is a fire trap because 50 years ago it was wired up by some guys uncle/Grandad
Go hire someone to resurvey your whole house, seriously user. Unless you wired up the garage and almost burnt down your home.
Liam Robinson
Furthermore; God could've prevented it from burning up his workbench but chose not to. Fuck that guy. Light his house on fire.
Mason Jones
>hey man, I know you're using a common coloquilism to show relief that your house didn't burn down, but I'm gonna be a giant faggot and come in autistic with the bitching to quell any joy you still have
Owen Miller
>not understanding second order causation and free will
>thinking being a dumbass is a valid argument against God.
Repent, retard.
Liam Mitchell
>Butthurt priest caddamite has no answers
What a surprise.
Tyler Sanchez
Edgemaster task force at work again.
Perhaps you should read a bible if its so hard to understand what I wrote in the first place.
Sebastian Morales
Aesops fables has more credibility and better morals... It's older too
Cameron Ward
You braindead Americans could stop building your homes out of wood
Austin Cox
Wisdom itself is a deistic gift born from the rationality, another deistic gift. You're far too rooted in the physical user, try to think a little harder, the dirt beneath your boots isnt all there is.
Wyatt Campbell
>Go to church on sunday and/or speak a little prayer to the big boss who protected your ass from further damage.
“Thank god” is a colloquialism.
>Go to church on sunday and/or speak a little prayer to the big boss who protected your ass from further damage.
Is not
Wyatt Russell
I understand far more than you, seething christcuck
Anthony Kelly
Take your pants off your head and stop worshipping a dead schizophrenic commie kike on a stick. Imagine thinking that what you wrote contained anything conplex at all, or that not being a christcuck is edgy.
Camden Clark
Based and classics pulled
Cringe and slave mentality pilled
Easton Thompson
>cringe and slave mentality pilled
Get a job summerfag
Easton Morales
Please provide proof for any of that
Charles Scott
does anyone have the image of a bunch of astronauts fighting with hammers and picks
Jack Morris
This is wholesome
Bentley Sullivan
Lol no. Fire destroys brick and mortar too.
Bentley White
Its "catamite" retard.
Julian Bennett
Owen Anderson
Brandon Ward
Ayden Price
John Cooper
Does anyone have the stories from blind gf guy? How he saved her from the tards and she tripped the charging black lady and all that?
Jace Campbell
wow nice fedora, sir.
Nolan Kelly
announcing a report is against the rules
k is a progressive board that means you have to adhere to the rules strictly or get muted
Isaac Sanchez
Thats announcing for you? Fuck of IQ80 user
John Phillips
Hudson Anderson
You mean the story he made up
Guy got doxed
Hes a fraud
Sebastian Powell
Levi Reyes
Dylan Price
Fuck wrong image
Thomas Bailey
that's a horse anus+pussy right?
Lucas Scott
I believe the term is "hussy"
Alexander Young
Yes
Beautiful isn't it?
Ayden White
New thread
Jayden Rogers
yes, nature is beautiful :')
William Butler
What is wrong with you people?
Camden Hernandez
God I remember how much you horse fuckers just creep me out.
Hunter Harris
Welcome to Jow Forums. I know it's a rougher place than whatever shithole you blew in from, but you'll get used to it.
Jace Phillips
>control
>teacupping
yeah
Aaron Jones
ANIMORPHS
Bentley Bell
Not that user but since 09 Jow Forums had me fap to so much questionable shit...please stop posting horse shit
Ryder Lee
l
Jackson Perez
I am not a horse fucker thank you, I just find well crafted photoshops of female equine anatomy on human women to be incredibly arousing
Isaiah Lewis
Horses are beautiful animals that will force a man to pleasure them....
Easton Allen
Why? Because you'll fap to it? I think you're the weird one
Cooper Garcia
That's not teacupping. His support hand is fully around his main hand.
Dominic Cook
... but the last guy wasn’t a “leader” of anything, just the mope who had to spin everything for the nightly news.
Josiah Wright
>summerfag
Not being a cuckstian means I’m a summer fag, topkek
Colton Johnson
Nice cope. Get back on your knees, slave.
Easton Smith
Aaron Stewart
Holy crap, what kinda micro AK is that? It looks absolutely amazing, I want one.
Bentley Cook
Nobody "had" you do anything. You chose to. Accept it, and you'll finally graduate from newfaggotry.
Chase Anderson
you deserve an award for being the densest motherfucker
David Peterson
thats what I told your mom last night
Juan Rogers
German rifle
Soviet ammo belt
Degenerate
Joshua Moore
Dylatov posting? Its not great, but not terrible. About the same as baneposting.
Jose Gray
That just means you just want to fuck both horses and human girls at once.
Easton Ramirez
>be sitting at home around 2012
>living with parents
>dead of winter, huge blizzard hits
>parents get stuck at work
>sister gets stuck at friend's house
>home alone
>power goes out
>heater shuts off
>go into the living room and start the biggest fire possible in our fireplace
>huge roaring, probably dangerous blaze inna fireplace
>hours in, get bored
>get all mine and my dad's funs out and start cleaning
>guns everywhere. Guns on the table. Guns on the couch. Guns on the floor. Guns leaning on the wall.
>"Dad's gonna be so happy!"
>it's still freezing in my house so I'm wearing a huge black jacket, thermal pants, and a ski mask with a skull on it because why not?
>fucking freezing. So i'm on the floor closest to the fire.
>*ding dong*
>*knock knock knock*
>someone at my door inna blizzard.
>assume it's my sister because who the fuck else would it be?
>holding a partially disassembled Mosin, open the door
Cont.
Samuel Kelly
>"Hey get in he-"
>three older people go running off into the snow
>a man and two women, high knee running into a blizzard. Away from me.
>one woman trips
>epic struggle to save her
>notice a truck in the street with hazards on, stuck in snow and ice
>I realize what just happened
>look over my shoulder
>a huge fire illuminates a room full of guns in various states of repair
>Me. In all black and a ski mask holding a barrel-less Mosin
>"oops"
>take my mask off and go out to help
>flag the people down and explain what they saw
>"O-ok s-sir. Can we use your phone?"
>whip out ny cell phone and hand it to the man
>"Hey it's cold guys, would you like to come inside?"
>N-no. We're fine."
>Guy's son is on the way. They get into their truck and LOCK THEIR FUCKING DOORS
>I go back inside. Slightly offended.
Thomas Peterson
Type 79 smg
Matthew Russell
Alexander Turner
Someone else did
Josiah Reyes
Hudson Taylor
Nicholas Phillips
For the people who watched the debate last night
Samuel Adams
>barrel-less mosin
Cool fantasy
Parker Wright
Jesus Christ, luckily that's the only thing the fire took. Electrical fires are nasty as fuck.
Camden Hernandez
No, Satan did. God is a wind elemental, fire is Satan's domain, I know because it's in the Bible.
Thomas Martin
Bentley Walker
This is actually something that was done quite frequently by GIs and Marines at the begining of the GWOT back when optics had just started to become widely used outside of special forces community. Servicemen would be issued with an optic afterwards of being issued their rifles and would resort to mount the rear-sight/carrying handle underneath the handguard to avoid losing them while out on patrol.
Jack White
Ethan Diaz
Not really tea-cupping, but still, certainly no great firing grip.
Jaxson Bell
minus the swerving around, that man did nothing wrong
Parker Johnson
Did you miss the disassembly bit?
Lucas Rodriguez
Yes, on top of the fact you're using /s4s/ memes from 3 years ago. go back to debating your middleschool friends on facebook you cuck.
Cameron Bailey
>Summerfag
>Memes from 3 years ago
I don't think you thought that statement through
Kevin Rodriguez
>worships a commie
>part of a slave religion
>I'm the cuck
You didn't do very well in education, life, or anything that requires thinking did you?
Carson Ortiz
Sorry for your fedora
Jack Reed
Julian Smith
Please no
Connor Moore
Im sorry I dont keep up with the timeline of faggy shit like topkek you child.
>is a godless bootlicker like the communists he half-ass tries to shitpost against
>too fucking dumb to understand the goddamn bible and gets triggered like a cuck because m-muh sky fairies
>thinks he's free because he ree's about jesus online
The worst kind of man is the one that thinks he has no strings.
Aiden Butler
>noguns detected
Literally nothing wrong with that grip
Kayden Jenkins
Uhhhh post more...