How to join the Agency as a non US citizen and no military background? Asking also for NSA , FBI...

If you know another language that is in demand for their needs you'll have a much easier time getting a contractor job. They will bg check you hardcore though. Also get a college degree, master and beyond is preferred.

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Take your cryptological bullshit elsewhere, glowfly.

Glow nig here is trying to recruit you. If you know how to decrypt this you're gonna be recruited in no time.

Go bathe in that glow-in-the-dark mixture for a few days and then shoot yourself in the mouth. They'll put your brain into a cybernetic glowman body.

The Chad CIA > The Virgin NSA > The Cuck FBI

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why would you be on a watchlist for an image board?

fuck off CIAnigger.

>How to join the Agency as a non US citizen and no military background?
You don't.

You wouldnt be unless you’ve been around since like early 2006s when Jow Forums actually did retarded shit like livestreaming grenades going off and stuff

People highly overvalue the relevance of Jow Forums today

Jow Forums had some value 2015/2016.
literally impacted the election and is part of the "russian bot" influence.

being this dumb
they don't want you
trust me

It's a shame that value caused a flood of reddit/Twitter/kikebookniggers to flood the site

You people always act like Jow Forums is the deepest, darkest secret of the internet.
I know of resident Jow Forums shitposters who got TS/SCI and none of them got any shit for it. Torrenting anime or music is more likely to get you in hot water.

Also that it caused an influx of unironic fascists, nazis, alt right tards, trump dick riders, and stormfags alike

isn't that the fucking truth. they fucked it up so bad, they split pol in two with that stupid fucking bant board.
there are definitely worse places to go. tor-chan is probably one of the worst.

>using tor is worse
Probably the worst, most questionable thing you could do without directly breaking the law is use IRC a lot.

Do I even want to fucking ask what tor chan is?
Or is it self explanatory, an onion linked chan site

> unironic fascists, nazis, alt right tards
You must be new here. Jow Forums has had deep right wingers here since before 2008.

>one of the best
Fixed that for you, bootlicker.

tor-chan is the password encrypted version of Jow Forums. It's pretty obvious that it's not monitored by anyone.

I'm not that new, and I'm aware of that as well. But they kept to themselves and didn't find a need to yell mah joos during every losing argument

Onion traffic is easily discernable and will raise red flags, even if you assume the NSA is incapable of deanonymizing Tor.
Snowden leak had a PowerPoint slide about exactly this.

>they kept to themselves
they fucking did not lol they were all over early boards like k and were not reserved about black sun flags or early expensive ass nazi memorabilia

You're retarded if you do anything highly illegal digitally and think you can get away with it, especially on your own network

No shit retard. Read my fucking post.

I was agreeing with you dipshit

>Onion traffic is easily discernable and will raise red flags
True. There are other precautions people go through. Pretty sure people learned from the silk road II issue.

why?

because Jews are ramping up surveillance of anything they deem as a threat to their agendas.
Some kids posted webms of FBI agents coming to their doors to question them about involvement on Jow Forums/infinity chan. Everything seems to be monitored as well as stored on servers with your IP address as an identifier.

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>CIA aren't Americans
Explains a lot, actually ...

Serious answer: learn to speak Arabic fluently in the next few years. DND is tripping over themselves to hire Arabic speakers.

An Arabic guy with my unit got bumped past 40 people to the top of the training priority because he was fluent. Another guy just got back from four months in Iraq. Having a university degree and speaking Arabic is a blank cheque at the moment for defense work.

That being said, it's honestly easier to do a 4-5 year enlistment in most militaries than to learn a language that may not even be of interest in 5 years.

>get a position in the government of the country you live in
>have something in your life you can be blackmailed for
???
>"Join the CIA"

I don't even need to find a crib to know what this is, and I think I need to re-evaluate my live.

>non us
Nope

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I'm just fucking with the retards. Everyone knows Israelis/Jews are highly neurotic and there's some... questionable content posted by anons on the fringes, but someone earlier stated it would prevent you from getting agency money without extrapolating on his supreme wisdom.

have your KGB handler insert you with a false identity.

Why is this in Polish

t. Centre

become a US citizen.
That's a non starter with cia. can't speak to the others.
There might be, probably are, backdoors into related work through contractors. But CIA proper is US only.
Be exceptional in some way. Uni grades help but they don't want 4.0 nerds.
Interviews make or break these careers.

Nah I got hired...oh fuck

Something about david hog and yang gang

The only difference is glowniggers get payed to shitpost. We do it for free

>Non citizen wanting to join intelligence services integral to the safety of the nation.
Yeah I'm sure they'll take you.

>every losing argument

You mean how you retards scream NAZI and GO BACK TO Jow Forums whenever you can't make an argument?

Go dilate, you tranny whore

To be fair, the US does share sensitive secrets with the UK so if the OP is british he might have a shot.