What's the best weapon to use for small game hunting?
What's the best weapon to use for small game hunting?
Samuel Martin
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Lucas Collins
A rock
Jack Harris
Running him down and making him die of a stroke from heat exhaustion would probably be the most satisfying way of killing him.
Parker Richardson
A steel toed boot
Josiah Peterson
Imagine the pride you would be feeling on the day of reckoning, the day that professional actor Warwick Davis finally brings Hiroshimoot into court for his many crimes. Warwick strides into the courtroom, only taking eighteen minutes to get from the door to the prosecution's table. He gets a lift up to his seat from his lawyer, and they begin their examination. Hiroshima is smiling wickedly, despite all this, and he looks almost godlike in the high heavens of the witness box, a mountain of stairs and wood insurmountable to poor Warwick.
"And you provided a forum for these trolls to make threats on my client's life, isn't that Mr. Miyamoto?!" says the prosecutor, his booming voice hurting Warwick's ears.
Nagasaki grins broadly and states, "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact," and proceeds to dab. The wind currents from his arm pick up Warwick and whisk him up through the courtroom until he crashes in the stands. The laughter of the many giants around him is deafening. The judge proclaims that Hashimoto is not only based, but redpilled, and slams his gavel--a weapon so large it could crush Warwick's entire family with a single swing. Warwick desperately tries to plead for mercy as the court's pet beetle crawls into the room to devour him. The judge decides that Warwick's daughter must also be used as a cock-sleeve because death is far too kind for a midge. The American jury engages in a standing ovation.
Warwick is taken into the jaws of the beetle, but miraculously, he fits through the atoms of his teeth and survives--only for there to be a surge of pain--he's struck by an electron and dies in agony. His body is burned to a crisp, and appears like little more than a blackened scrap of french fry in the bottom of a bag of McDonalds.
Hirosaki shoves that speck up his ass, and dabs once more
Brandon Martinez
>A+
David Walker
PTRS-41
Cameron Gomez
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
Robert Baker
Why doe? What did he do? P.s., i would do all those things to the singer Meatloaf. P.p.s, i love how k is a "blue" board. What the fuck was that chink thinking?
Justin Jenkins
INSHA'ALLAH DELETE THIS, KUFFAR DOG
Samuel Sullivan
Depends on what you mean, if you're talking about most effective to kill then probably a shotgun. If you want to save pelts and stuff then traps and a club.
Noah Perry
I wonder what it would be like to club Warwick on the back of his stupid, oversized goblin skull...
Jace Sanders
>What did he do?
Exist
Brandon Stewart
>midge pelts
What kind of traps though? A bear trap would decapitate Warwick, so maybe a raccoon trap.
Justin Barnes
I would like to dress Warwick Davis like a little baby. His clothes would somehow be a little too small even for him and make him suck on a pacifier and call him my son. I would carry him around like an actual baby and make him call me daddy. We would stop for ice cream and I'd give him a three scoop ice-cream cone. When he would inevitably would drop this, I would start mocking him as annoyingly possible about how he was wasting his food and make him apologize to the young lady who works at the ice cream vendor and I would wink at her. She would be like “Aww it's okay little baby” and hand him another cone. I would talk about how my life is blessed for caring for a little boy as a single father and she would come over that night. I would force Warwick Davis to watch two normal sized people have sex, but he would be under a pile of blankets or in a dresser drawer and he would whimper, but it would sound like an mouse chittering. The next day, he would be back in his baby clothes and she would call him a special little man and give him a smile and maybe a little hug or a kiss. I hope she gives him a kiss because he knows where that mouth has been. Then when she would leave, I would mock him by calling him a special little man all day long until he cried, then I would kick him. lol
Thomas Rodriguez
A cup filled with apple vinegar and a bit of dish soap will do.
Leo Miller
I want to fug Warwick Davis' daughter
16 Gauge Auto 5
Ryan Roberts
LEAVE WILLOW ALONE
Liam Thomas
Mmm im hard
John Bell
Just your hands
More in depth experience
Adrian Barnes
Keep going...
Jaxson Walker
.22 short
Juan Long
I’m legit dying dude this is amazin
William Harris
I have this idea called “Warwick On The Line” where contestants control the midge like a marionette from a platform suspended above the stage. They are awarded points for successfully using him to complete basic tasks like cooking a pot of noodles or reaching for books on a high shelf. The winner goes to the final round where they attempt to guide him to defeating Stone Cold Steve Austin in a no-holds-barred cage match.
Connor Morales
Jacob Hernandez
midge spotted
Grayson Bailey
interesting read
Isaiah Allen
the midge load
Lucas Cruz
9mm Flobert might be a bit too much, but maybe a 430-gauge is the solution.
Isaac Martin
Good choice, but what do you fire him at after cramming him in the chamber?
David Jones
what the fuck
Jordan Brooks
>tfw you will never choke Warwick with your goatse
Why even live?
Easton Cook
When the kek
Is at the top
Carson Jackson
>reverse voring Warwick
Seems a tad gay
Kevin Evans
Meatloaf? Why? He hasn't done anything in like 15 years and hes basically dead anyway.
Brandon Evans
Holy fucking kek well done user
Henry Sanders
Who is this halfling and why should I care?
Gabriel Morgan
this is how i imagine his painful screams sound
youtube.com
Austin Young
Bentley Jenkins
Anyone else just wanna kick his head really hard? Like get a running start and punt it like a football.
Asher Martinez
based
Blake Green
Kino
Luis James
You have to kill the midge with the last gun you shot. How fucked is he?
Henry Flores
Bentley Cox
God bless America
Hudson Gonzalez
Kafkaesque
Brandon Johnson
Didn't Warwick Davis challenged 4chins to a fight?
Leo Anderson
hehehehehehe
Lucas Kelly
Lad that first sentence killed me enough
Liam Hall
32 EXTRA SHORT
Austin Williams
black powder pipe gun
Jaxon Bennett
A trench club
Brody Ramirez
Logan Harris
Jesus Christ my sides
Eli Martin
anzio ironworks magfed 20mm
Liam Cox
This is the best thread i've seen in months.
Julian Lewis
fuck your fake ass filename
shit's from a movie
Nicholas Price
Jordan Bennett
Me too
Dylan Nguyen
Y'all know these are just old /tv/ copypasta right
I know nobody ever goes there because it's /b/ 3.0 but come on
Julian Perez
Luis Morales
>old
these have been around for two weeks at most
Thomas Peterson
I know for a fact I saw the first one at least three weeks ago
Aaron Carter
That's still not very old
John Gutierrez
midge
Grayson Gonzalez
Is viper a real guy?
Aaron Gray
Dude, the meme had to originate from something
Of course he's real
Jonathan Thomas
>nobody ever goes there
>3rd fastest board
Wyatt Williams
keep up the good work, Sherlock
Wyatt Taylor
fuck off back to /v/
Samuel Green
Nobody ever goes to /b/ and its still the fastest.
Dylan Scott
Hello Mr. Davis
Ethan Brooks
Fuck you Jow Forums! Im going to sue the shit out of you guys!!!
Thomas Harris
When I read this last time I was too tired to understand to kek but now I say it
KEK
Henry Richardson
God, it's revolting.
Thomas Diaz
Kevin Nguyen
midge
Jaxon Allen
I want to stomp my heel on that melon till its soup on the ground then I want to nutt in it
Juan Gutierrez
Camden Ortiz
holy fuck this thread is too much
Carson Reed
Based PA for making this legal by having literally no caliber restrictions on groundhogs.
Julian Clark
Midge macht frei
Ian Brooks