Are there any wounded Jow Forumsommandos on? War wounds or otherwise? Pic related is me

i actually split my asshole on a horse dildo no stitches so yay

Yep. Got two gouges in my leg where a broken trailer hitch punctured the artery in my calf, a small scar on my leg from a gunshot and one on my forearm from a drive shaft engaging unexpectedly while I was working on it

As a kid, I saw a boy scout leader have a chain saw chain break loose and rip his leg open.

He was also a current army medic.

He sewed himself up and drove himself to the base hospital.

Later, he was in trouble for kiddie porn or something similar. Sad end.

I wish I were as brave as you

How did the trailer hitch happen?

No but I got it taking a class I need to get my carry permit. So basically, yeah.

Walker told me I have AIDS.

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>holy fuck I got hurt
>better go make a thread on Jow Forums
>gonna get so much attention and upboats

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It wasn't a fire hydrant or nothing, just a vibrator meant for vaginas and not bussies. It was completely fine though, poop a little blood once or twice and have it healed the next day. That hole heals fast.
Absolute chad.

Got an old clapped out VW TV in the shop, got a new shop assistant to steer while I pushed the (6ton) bitch into the shop (engine didn't run) and once I got momentum going we were fine but he hit the brakes without telling me and the hitch got me in the leg (thing was broken) didn't notice until I got woozy and felt something wet in my sock. Pulled up my pant leg and see bright red blood spurting out of my calf. Tied my tshirt around it after disinfecting it and walked home. Scarred up now

Yeah, chemical IED

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not DOA? fag

What better have you done with your life in honesty?

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Fwiw I got hurt on Friday. Didn't go (you) farming until today

not claim disability because I smelled chlorine

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Mustard gas? God damn dude. What was that like?

I had to get a few stitches on my face right under my eye. I slipped and smashed my face into a fucking door knob.

God will take care you dear
Stay strong

>not claiming disability because you smelled chlorine

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Sorry to hear this fren, ignore all the brainlets minimizing your injury, this is some serious shit. What'd they hit you guys with? What were your symptoms? Chemical warfare is haram, I'll take a rifle round to the leg any day over a chemical attack.

May the murder/k/ube keep you safe, user.

haha I'll take smelling chlorine
what a pussy

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Chronic back pain from a bullshit training exercise. I got lucky tho, most got back pain + permanently ringing ears

My cuticle had a small skin tag and I pulled on it, it tore right up the center above the nail

How high were you?

>if you aint bullshitin
Im in remission user, its surviveable, but I know from my treatments leukemia is a pisser.

I got to close to a swimming pool and smelled chlorine, then this happened

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No even a little.

I cut my index finger and thumb nearly off my freshman year of highschool in woodshop. Ended up cutting thought 2 tendons.

/c/k/ fag here, I slipped while grating some ginger root on a microplane and peeled a strip of skin off one of my knuckles.

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jesus christ
have 3 purple hearts and 100% disability for life
thank you for your service
at least it wasn't chlorine

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I accidentally gassed myself in the store bathroom when I was cleaning it. There must've been some piss on the floor cause it started bubbling when I poured bleach on it

CHEMICAL ATTACK
4 purple hearts, and a bj from the porn whore of your choice

same

It ruined my life, my lungs are fucked, and I will die before 50 I was told.

>frequent bronchitis
>frequent pneumonia
>asthma
>sleep apnea

I have to wear a CPAP every night just to have the ability to sleep.
user you actually asked.

We got hit with a munition that we don't even think they knew what it was. Just posted it up with a couple propane tanks and see what would follow.

>symptoms?
It took about ten seconds to realize what had happened, we got browned out in the blast. Which is pretty common with IEDs, but our Wingman Bradley Commander sent a message over the net, "It is yellow gas, get the hell out of there" Just as he said that we began to feel it. My TC and I began to feel the burns. He was outside the hatch and mostly had burns to his skin. I as a gunner was down in the turret, and gas being heavier than air fell into the bradley gunners turret. We drove back for about 10-15 minutes to our COP. Immediate MedEvac, but we were in bad shape, though our Driver was mostly fine (hatch closed).

It was a mix of throwing up and trying to breath, and it was so hard to breath. That was the worst part. When Dust-Off finally picked us up we were in the same state. I actually remember throwing up in the medic working on me. He didn't flinch. Water by itself made things worse, but for reasons I don't, saline water was a blessing. Arrive at CASH, they strip us naked and spray us down with common garden houses. Go to the ICU. They put little pods over our eyes and stuck tubes down our throats, as I think they were trying to clear out the gas.

Nonetheless I had to medically retire after this incident, after 8 months of rehab. Spent another 2 years practically living at the VA, dealing with what happened, and now my health has forced me to go back to the VA despite my wishes not to.

I'm dead in 20 years, at best.

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cool story bro. I spilled drano once and it made my eyes water

Oh yeah? I slammed face first into concrete at 12 miles an hour. I got 12 stitches because of that on the 4th.

Youre both loser fags

Yes and?

Why fuck with a guy whos had it rough?

To be edgy and get yous. Next people are gonna say he deserves it for fighting Israel's war.

Can't really reason with them, have no empathy or sympathy for anyone. Just a sad life in general to only feel anger and contempt towards other people And get their keks from a chemical attack. I'd rather have many many bad things happen besides chemical bs

I knew you were an army pussy the instant you complained about chlorine

Welcome to the boards faggot. Anyone and everyone deserve to be openly mocked and made fun of. No exceptions or excuses.

I actually found Jow Forums overseas in a internet cafe, some guy left it up when I took over his computer.
Int the 12 years I've been here I have learned that matituity is gem rather than the norm.

>You should try it.
>we were completely enveloped by the gas
>the one time part of that day where the wind was present.
>took the gas right towards our track

Unless you have experienced as mush, you can kindly fuck-off. Who are you, what was your tour? Did you shake off chemical weapons, or even ever encounter them?

Mind you chlorine was a huge issue for troops well before Iraq. Let me guess, you are a Marine? How would you do any better?

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shut your cock holster
also, anyone who cries about being insulted has NEVER been in the military haha
P.S. get your dickbeaters out of your pants

>writes bad larp about "bradley gunner"
>posts pics of hmmwv
lols. I'll have the ham and eggs, private

See, this is why we mock you. Because you bitch and moan about being mocked because you got gassed or some bullshit. Boo fucking hoo. You won't find any sympathy here.

well I'm buying some

I was in a swimming pool, it had chlorine in it. after a long and hard struggle, I managed to escape with my life, barely

hello fellow military faggot
is your sister hot?

>Ur a newfag
>Sure showed him

I'll laugh about people getting shot and killed everyday. And it's not /b/ or Jow Forums were on. If ya wanna make fun of everything and be an edgy faggot go back there and enjoy the fb/ig threads.

Who's asking for sympathy also? It's a thread where people post their injuries and here comes your faggot ass to shitpost wildly. Go eat a bag of cocks. Indians on twitter are more civilized than you

Im sorry user, I hope what time you have left will be good for you, try to do good things with your family or friends, get a hobby and take life in. I know its cheesy but sulking will only make it worse. Assuming this is real dont listen to these retards, theyre neverserve nogunz autists who couldn’t handle a gut punch let alone mustard gas. Best of luck buddy

there's been actual injuries posted. but the chlorine story is pretty funny

Could not have said that better myself

you guys should kiss

i remember being 16, good times.

that's because it was 2 days ago, so it's easy for you to remember

We did both tracks and trucks. Expecting one to do both under all circumstance is childish and misunderstanding.

Though, you have likely been in a combat-zone.

All you have to do is criticize, how about you man up? No, you won't, because you are a coward that feels better calling others names than joining the fight yourself.

I won't apologize for what i did, and you shouldn't feel so comfortable having done fuck all. It is a mark on your country, that you need others to provide you your own freedom.

Tell me how I am wrong.

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My heartfelt condolences, keep your head high brother.

I changed my mind. gimme the SOS and hash browns

OP here it sounds like has never had worse than a bee sting. How long after the incident was the worst part for you? Were you conscious the whole time?

I was hit by a car while riding a motorcycle and the car broke my tibia in 2 places and ejected me from the bike. I remember right up to the moment I was hit before coming to on the side of the road. It wasn't actually so bad at that point as i probably had so much adrenaline in me. The ambulance ride though was fucking awful as that's when all the pain from the leg and the road rash started to really kick in. Stay strong brother, don't let some faggot bring down your spirit

I dropped a fully loaded shotgun and it landed right on my little toe, does that count?

Why would you not claim disability it's free money

I wouldn't worry about it.

16 purple hearts for you. thank you for your service

Appreciate what you have to say. I'm in Masters program to help others as a Librarian. I went into public service for whatever reasons.

It is the 2nd least paying grad degrees you can can get, but I do it because I find better value in helping vulnerable parties. They are worthy, even if not in your own mind.

thank god it wasn't chlorine

because I'm not a useless mooch like chlorine boy
leg is mangled, but it works. no biggie and chicks dig scars

The dial on my Vortex 2-7 us ridiculously sharp and has scratched me on several occasions, sometimes enough to draw blood.

Nothing too crazy, didnt hurt at all when it happened but 3 days out and its tender

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What's the story behind the L on your foot, user?

4 purple hearts, and a parade
thank you for your service

5 purple hearts, a trip to the nearest brothel, and a wheelchair for 2 months
thank you for your service

You are a trolls that have no understanding of chemical weapons, and you troll because it has never been your skin burning.
A childish comment who has never faced a dangerous moment in life, you could always cry for help. Am I wrong?

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Fight. Believe that you will make it, with every being of your heart.

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I broke my collarbone, dislocated my right shoulder, I also broke and dislocated my left wrist at a party like 2 weeks ago
I have no idea how I got injured

I'll have the meatloaf, private

Former 11b here, stay strong bro and live your life to the fullest. You went hard, and I appreciate it.

But it's free money. You get paid nothing for what little dignity you retain by not being a "useless mooch". Why would you not take the money? Are you retarded?

73 purple hearts, and a penicillin shot for the STDs you probably contracted at the party

nothing is free, antifa

Sounds like you fell down some stairs or something maybe? I used to date a girl with an alcohol problem and serious anger issues. One day she got pissed off about something and tried to punch a hole in the wall but she hit the stud and broke her hand. The nurse at the hospital asked if she fell but her thick southern accent came off as "did you fail?" She failed indeed

Im retarded in the sense I always like to challenge myself to something so I climbed a light pole bare foot, got to the top and on the dissent I thought I was good to jump down then I hit the corner of pic related.

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Oh shit. Did you get enough enjoyment for it to be worth the gashed up foot?

I tool a running start and jumped 10 feet off a the roof of a 3 story building, caught the pole, slid down, and hit the no parking sign. fell the rest of the way.
had an amazing bruiset
hose poles are pretty flexible I wobbled for a bit before sliding down

No cost to you directly. You're still going to pay your taxes because you're a good little boy, why not get a little back?

Mustard gas user posted here before and was actually among the people interviewed by the New York Times when they did a series of articles on the hundreds of military men hurt by leftover chemical weapons during the war in Iraq as the DoD didn't want to publicly recognize these wounds and provide more than barebone aftercare.
At least one article contains even a full retelling of the chemical IED attack in which user got maimed.

nah I'll just work for a living. and laugh at little bitch cucks who need the gov to steal for them

Yeah, I see it ass a win. my only regret is not saving my snapchat videos where I opened up the 2 inches of flesh to expose some bone and muscle. Plus my I got an extra long 4th of July weekend since I got kicked of the job site for limping around.