Tell us about the times you've pulled a gun on someone.
I'll start
>me, my bro, and his 3rd grade little brother want pizza
>Papa John's for lunch.jpg
>Bro goes in and I chill in the car with his brother
>notice a heavily tatted skinhead with anarchy symbols on his head
>whatever.ping
Meanwhile bro on the inside
>tatted guy approaches him
>I neeeed to get to the the iron Horse the iron horse
>this guy has been sent to the moon on meth
>starts poking bros chest
>I'm hells angel lodge 562 not 563
>bro nopes the fuck out of there
Meanwhile bohemian rhapsody is playing on the radio
> bro jumps in the car and gets his Taurus g2c on his lamp
>meth bro starts beating on the window with a handheld radio
>bro puts the gun to his head and says back off
>meth head says pull it
>MAMA JUST killed a man.ping
>time slows down for me
>feels like in a video game where you find two npcs fighting before you trigger their cutscene
> realize we're in a running vehicle
>put his car in reverse
>bro picks up on my idea
>he hands me the gun
>I keep the gun on center mass as we gtfo
>We go back and pick up the pizza ten minutes later
>it was a good pizza
I swear to God we would've shot him if he broke our glass
Self defense thread
Almost died pizza is the best pizza.
Bohemian rhasbody playing
>my sides are in orbit
I pretty much don’t post here at all, so please excuse my format.
When I was 16, some crackheads tried to mug me for my hat, claiming that they had just gotten out if prison a d that they were cold. I didn’t want my hat to be taxed so I pulled out an airsoft 1911 from my pocket and pointed it at them. The crackheads assumed it was real, and I was able to escaped whilst they screamed threats at me.
Later, with an actual CCW, I pulled it on some methhead with a big shard of glass because he was starting to charge at me. He stopped after about 5 steps and screamed some nonsense before sitting down.
Once when I was watching netflix with my fiance, she claimed to have heard the backdoor gate unlock and some rustling. She went out therewith an M&P shield and yelled at some hobo to gtfo our property. The hobo was drunk and mumbled some bullshit. I grabbed my AR and started screaming at him to leave. He ran off.
I really wish my “santuary city” would stop allowing this shit
im jacking off to porn
I kicked a bum down my stairs once. Opened my slum door and his drunk ass fell inside.
Serious question
You're walking around and some nigger goes "ay wussup white boi" in an obvious first step to mugging you
And you flash your gun and say "fuck off nigger"
What's to stop him from running and telling some pig you just pulled a gun on him - "oh my goodness he had a gun so the story must be 100% true" - go to jail
Nothing. Whats to stop you from saying you saw a knife in his hand?
Or maybe you thought you saw something in his pocket.
Etc. If the guy looks like a skeevy fuck you'll probably be fine in most cases.
Most of the time they hate cops and won't go to the feds, but it was something my dad was worried about. Usually it is best to not have a witness if you catch my drift
This is why many people recommend one makes the 911 call before they do. It's basically a game of who snitches first to the big nanny state. I had a situation where some beaner was in my yard at night. He had a blade and charged me after some back and forth exchange when I told him to leave. He stopped charging the moment I pulled out the gun. He started asking for my name, and what appeared to be him pretending to call 911. He left shortly after. Not gonna lie. I worried a little, but the police never came. Either way. I doubt he'd be able to explain to the cops why he was in my yard 1:00am in the morning.
An honest to goodness lurker? Do those even exist outside of /b/, these days? Either way, really good stories, m8.
Was you pulling out the gun technically aggravated assault, or something?
So didn't have to pull but interesting story.
>travel to big city to go rock climbing
>meet two girls after some conversation and decide to grab some food
>grab some food and decide to grab some drinks
>one girl is super cute and her friend is the skrillex haired one
>both are cool
>so we end up parking on a dark street where "these houses are all abandoned"
>one house definitely has a guy zoned out on the porch
>the one girl says "don't worry, I have mace." To which I reply "not to alarm you but I carry a gun"
>"Oh cool user so you have your license?"
To make a long story short, as we're headed back to the car later that night, the girls are spread out in formation dancing in the street. That is, until two large guys are walking in our direction on the opposite side of this small street. The speed at which these girls quieted and closed formation while getting behind me hardened my patriarchy.
Anti climactic ending is that nothing happened. The two guys continued on their way and I didn't even need to pull my weapon, but I was glad that if something had started happening, I wouldnt have to try fist fighting two guys while the girls cry and scream.
How many close calls does it take for you to take a hint? GTFO of there.
Bamp cuz thread topic is very interdasting
I work in a state prison. I've pepper sprayed 4 guys, and tazed one during a cell extraction. The only time I had to draw a gun was on a transport in Louisville KY, I was stopped at a gas station with another officer. He came back from inside and said the cashier told him she don't sell gas to people with badges. While we discussed what we were going to do, two vehicles boxed us into the gas pump. The prisoner said that they were from a group of bangers that he recognized. Guns were drawn and people were told to move, which they did and sped off. What I remember most was how people stopped to stare but obviously weren't going to help. Descriptions and tags reported to city PD, nothing came of it.
not him, but no
Dang, how bad is Louisville? I'm going to be working for ups over there in August for the free college starting in August.
ill break ur ass
Welcome to reality, pig. You aren't the friend of the people, and the people know it.
If you speak English, wear your pants at the appropriate level, don’t have a police record,and gun isn’t stolen you are fine.
t. My friends dad shit someone in the foot at an atm last week. Had his gun back in an hour.
>my brothers friends sister totally had sex with tyjerious and didn't get HIV its fine bro he didn't even cum inside her
Story time
>driving home after long night out with the boys
>nog flies up on my ass on the highway
>he starts flashing anf honkinh
>flies around me and break checks me
>see his window is down and the loud thumping of monkeys screeching is blaring from the vehicle
>I pull of to next exit and I can see he is following me
>he continues to swerve like hes going to hit me and tries to pass on the pull off lane to get in front of me again
>all this happening because I wasnt driving 110mph in the left lane and nog started chimping
>as hes passing I threw an open piss bottle in his window
>pull off into gas station
>I'm 6'2 about 220
>hes short and fat
>He gets out and still chimping but far away
>his buddy grabs a bat from the backseat
>pull my dick... no wait... my gun out...
>heat of the moment.jpg
>viciously start blowing my rape whistle so someone can save the monkeys from what I am about to do to them in the parking lot of a wawa
But seriously as soon as the gun came out they booked it.