How would you guys use fish as weapons? Squid launchers, swordfish bayonets. I wonder what you glorious bastards would think up
Weaponizing fish
Joshua Foster
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Ryan Wood
Its simple really. We take the fish, then we poison them. When the enemy eats the fish, they eat the poison and die.
Owen Lee
Jordan Gonzalez
The Scandinavians had the right idea. Get it fresh, bury it underground for a month dig it up and disburse small amounts of the putrefied fish into the enemies food or drinking water.
Layback and watch them shit their skeletons out of their body.
Joseph Gonzalez
stuff them with bombs
Hudson Martin
That just sounds like typical Scandinavian food.
Hudson Watson
Bombs that spread lion fish or those Australian amphibious fish
They’re an invasive species
Lucas Phillips
Of course. But to non scandos it's super poison.
Angel Evans
IIRC there's a certain kind of jellyfish that's tiny, almost invisible in water, and stings really, really bad. I'd dump a fuckton of them into the enemy water supply.
Just imagine turning on your shower and getting stung by pieces of pulverised jellyfish.
Carter Cook
Box jellyfish
Jose Bell
Capture thousands of snakeheads. Release them into enemy waters.
James Johnson
It has already been done, why reinvent the wheel
Austin Bailey
It's not too bad if you don't eat an expired one like idubbz
Ethan Sanders
>Create the pussy fish.
>Put hidden teeth in pussy fish.
Ian Jenkins
pirahana that like clorinated water
Benjamin Thompson
Carter Cooper
Trained parasitic pearlfish
>Swims backwards into a sea cucumber's ass
>Eats the poor fucker from the inside-out
Ian Gomez
if you could somehow create pussy, you can just skip the fish part you know, probably more effective too.
Ian Clark
how do you even defend against such a horror?
Zachary Gray
laxatives
Ian Taylor
Watch your Cornhole buddy.
Anthony Powell
by not having the asshole muscles of a sea cucumber
Austin Adams
>[muffled fish on in the distance]
Literally teeth on your asshole.
Xavier Kelly
imagine that thing going up your girlfriend's cornhole, and she has to try to shit that thing out. She's asking you to pull it out as she pushes and you grab it with your hands, tugging as hard as you can on the shit-covered fish squirming in your girlfriend's asshole.
Caleb Fisher
I'd do it no problem. I might puke if she's been eating alot of eggs and meat. But I'd want someone to do the same for me if I had a flesh eating parasite crawling up the chutney chute.
Besides I've waxed her butthole plenty of times.
Michael Flores
Florida Man has already done this
Colton Walker
I wanst trying to disgust you, I was trying to arouse you
Leo Wilson
Sorry fren not my niche. I appreciate it though.
Wyatt Foster
i put fish on stick
i call it the fish stick
people fear it
Ian Perez
Genetically modify the pistol shrimp into a big ol' pressure wave rifle that kills everything and breaks your own ears underwater.
curry enema, straight up napalm the fucker
Logan Collins
True, but there are some folks out there who might prefer the fish.
Camden Russell
the squid launcher is a real device
Jordan Collins
Squids are not fish. It doesn't count. Play by the rules.
Jordan Morris
Pipe bomb
Jaxon Jackson
OP's post implied squid were fair game