How to breach?

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How to breach?

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With enough explosives you can put a door anywhere you please

No amount of air filtration will save you if the attackers pour concrete into the air vents.

>build bunker
>tell people about it

its a decoy bunker

>After a heavy aerial and naval bombardment, U.S. troops gained access to the deck of the fort on 13 April and were able to confine the garrison below. Rather than attempting to break in, the troops and engineers adapted the solution first used some days earlier in the assault of a mortar battery on Fort Hughes. There, the troops pumped 2,500 US gallons (9,500 l) of two parts diesel fuel and one part gasoline through a vent shaft into the battery, and ignited it with white phosphorus mortar rounds, repeating this twice on subsequent days. Company F of the 2nd Battalion, 151st Infantry Regiment, 38th Infantry Division, part of the Fort Hughes attack, was chosen for the assault on Fort Drum along with a detachment of the 113th Combat Engineer Battalion.
>At Fort Drum, a similar technique was employed, using air vents on the top deck, but a timed fuse was used rather than incendiary grenades. Upon ignition, the remaining Japanese were killed; the flammable mixture kept a fire burning in the fort for several days. It was five days before the fortress could finally be examined. With the Manila Bay forts neutralized, including Fort Drum, Japanese resistance in the Bay area ended.

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These are all in New Zealand no? Aren't all weapons banned there?

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They're trying to ban semi autos after Christchurch but so far no one is going along with it.

pop open the hatch and fart. your bunker will become your prison

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>allowing people to take pictures during construction
>not tenting to keep glownigs from taking pictures from space
Ya blew it Jablinkski

if you hook up engine exhaust to their air intake it'd get the job done without burning all the loot. bonus points for using their own generator exhaust

get a construction crane
get a hook trough the roofing and pull it open like the sheet metal it is

It's 100% a concrete form user, look at those beams and the short span before an interior load bearing wall.

Lol

If a disaster is so widespread and dangerous that the rich have to hide in a bunker for a year or more, then I'm not sure it's worth it at that point.

If it's dangerous, but not widespread, they could just leave the region.

If it's widespread but not particularly dangerous, the stress of living in a bunker isn't worth it.

If it's both, but survivable, I would feel it's better to adjust to the new norm as the collapse unfolds, as that would be more gradual.

If it's both, and not survivable, just an hero.

The money these bunkers cost, would be better spent on books, resources, and equipment that will be useful after a collapse. It's no use emerging from the vault to realise you don't know how to farm, and even if you did, you don't even have a hoe or spade.

>tl;dr: buy an underground warehouse instead, fill it with useful shit, and if it comes it it, you can hang a hammock between the racks.

>How to breach?
*knock knock*
"Housekeeping"

Ambush the retarded yuppies when they go outside to take selfies

"Candygram for Mongo"

This, not to mention all kinds of other fuckery you could pull.

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Build a bigger bunker ontop of theirs.

*Knock knock*
"We brought the pizza with no hair and hotdogs you requested"

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meant to reply to

This is it
This is the last warning you get people
You are considered animals
Bite the hand that feeds
Kill a celebrity
There's not enough celebrity shootings

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user, if they were willing to adapt their lifestyles in any way, they wouldn't be elites, just people with lots of money

>amazon prime bunker
Plz

>Jow Forums would just be the back giving Hitler salutes.
This would definitely be the bun/k/er

Obviously the best answer is to not collapse everything in the first place, but if they thought like that then they wouldn't have been kicked out of 109 different countries.

Did he fart?

release three pigs with 1, 2, and 4 painted on their sides. it'll take a crane to get them out