This is a test for science. I will keep you guys updated. No pictures. Posting on Jow Forums because pepperspray is a weapon
Just peppersprayed my nutsack
One minute in. Feels like my penis is bleeding. My entire ballsack has turned red. extremely painful
Post pics you nigger you're gonna get banned for posting off topic by the tranny jannies anyway
Pic related is my predatory sherbet egyptian displaying it's prowess and beauty to dab on cu/ck/ jannies.
three minutes in. penis feels like its bleeding. poured milk on my testicles but it didnt do anything. it made me pee for some reason. it is extremely painful
Pics
very nice user
five minuters in. very painful. hands are shaking. cant stand still
no
finally a quality thread
seven ;minutes maybe. feels like i have to pee but i can.t pain has spread to the head of the penis. milk is doing nothing
Did you cover the tip of your dick when you sprayed your balls? If so, do you think the pain is due to the pepper spray absorbing through your testicle or what?
going to stand under cold shower brb. i hate captcha
lost track of minuters. probably 11. feel like i have to piss or shit but cant. pain is excruciating
you started at 0207 Eastern Time
thats gonna burn in a few minutes
if dijits you must force your girlfriend to give you a bj without telling her you peppered your dickoroni
wrapped balls in towel with milk. not helping. trying dawn dish soap
sorry cant read what that means
Post pics or pic related will visit you in your sleep
This is literally the best thing I have seen on Jow Forums in years
will post when can get to camera one second. balls currently submerged
quite simply epic
You sprayed your balls at 2:07am Eastern Standard Time
do this
Oh yes.
girl im seeing not available right now. an d theres no way i could get hard right now anyway. twentyish minutes in. absolutely nothing helps and my ballsack is in agony. feel like i need to pee and hands shakign
If this goes anywhere, can I be in tge screencap?
You're going gods work OP
ball still burning. took picture but have to crop. it will be very difficult right now
pain subsiding slightly. i am moving my legs back and forth like i need to pee
wash with milk
Drink aloe, thats what I do when I get sunburn
but he got digits user. tell that cock gobbler you have a spicy surprise for her
I actually got a little pepper spray on my hand once and later on that day fingered my GF without realizing it. Spent a night on the couch for that.
the pain has greatly subsided now. it is still painful, but i no longer feel like i need to pee. i have included a croppred picture that shows the skin discoloration. The white stuff at the bottom is milk. Also, it seems my fine motor skills are returning.
Conclusion: Spray applied to testicles is about 10 times worse than when applied to eyes or face.
>Spray
how long was the delay from spray until felt pain? how long from felt pain to peak pain?
Delay was about thirty seconds. Peaking pain was about when I made this comment . It still burns, but it is now very mild
I texted her this but she didn't respond. She's probably sleeping.
And what is the moral of the story?
Pepper spray is more effective against testicles. Also, I would recommend this as a test of courage/pain tolerance
Can you test both barrels of a Kimber pepper blaster straight up your rethra please?
>Both barrels
No thank you. That's just unreasonable.
Anyway, I'm going to sleep now. Have a good night Jow Forums
fugg her tomorrow without showering and see if she orgasms faster kek. supposedly spicy food makes people orgasm faster
Jow Forumsock and ball torture
OP, fap with toothspaste to break down the capsaicin.
this is what the internet is meant for. don't care if fake and gay. was a good read
>galaxy angel reaction gif
nigga that shit belongs in a museum
I once read a BDSM story where a dominatrix sprayed pepper spray up a guy's urethra. Been a fantasy of mine ever sense.
what ever you do dont touch your dick
Use baby shampoo to get it off. That's how we let the little weenie babbys get it off at training.
For you
DO IT NAO
Based and redballed
This
Op ur next mission is to make a bullet ant codpiece and wear for minimum 10 minutes
underrated comment
Was getting inflamed balls part of your plan?
based
user, the ethics committee would like to meet with you regarding your recent experiment.
The ethics committee can suck on user's spicy balls.
Good job, PepperBalls!
This is the type of shit Jow Forums was made for.
The next logical step there would be getting pure OC, mixing some ballistic gel with it and doing whatever Jow Forums usually does with ballistic gel.
Post Imgur links
Legendary bread
>pepperballs
DO NOT PUT BENGAY ON YOUR BALLS
piss off
put me in the screencap bros
>peppersprayed my nutsack
Do you forget that you could be talking to people with 1st hand experiences with pepperspray? Ive been sprayed in the face and then touched my dick with hands that i washed feverishly. The burning was immediate and horrible.
A spray directly on the ballsack would be debilitating.
now do icy hot
based thread
THREAD RECAP BOYS.
REDDIT FAGS INBOUND
you really are young and brash
you really are bold and brash
touch your angus
more like belongs in the trash
>REDDIT FAGS INBOUND
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based tanknigg
Jow Forums Reddit users like to hop on here and grab screenshots to get massive amounts of karma on Reddit. Usually they stay in Jow Forums to grab semi relatable shitpost stories but they'll go else where too.
Fuck off
your doing gods work
Based and redballed
Probably too late for the screencap, but Im hoping for a Jow Forums renaissance. The last madlad we had was gasanon and it has been years since anyone has done anything of note.
ITT: Jow Forums makes some spicy meatballs.
Did not expect to see anyone pepperspary their balls today
posting in a epic thread
Just so you know a solution of antacid like pepto or whatever that pink shit is that begins with M
Antacid meds for the stomach mixed half anf half with water in a spray bottle help neutralize the spicy spray
Useful for a protest, or if you pepper spray your nutsack
This gave me spicy nostalgia about my old security job. Got in the middle of a brawl at the Riverside Casino in Laughlin, NV during bike week and broke out the pepper spray, which I autistically stood in one place amd spun in a circle with during the brawl. Well, I was freeballing in loose cargo shorts and a bit of spray incapacitated me for about 15 minutes as I layed on the floor cupping my tender and spicy nuts while the othwr security guys wrangled up the brawlers. My partner at security took the can and they now use it as a trophy for the biggest retard on shift for the month.
does pepper spray work as a lubricant?
We had a DinoTendies thread and some other dudes who didn't get screencaped
Pics or ur gay
>animefag
It's not like you're doing anything to help.
>animefag
Why do so many people here hate anime?
If digits you have to reapply pepper spray to your shaft and jerk off.
frustrated from lack of coochie
>
post your guns faggot
Jesus H Christ
Based.