Do you let women touch your guns?

no porn in my thread reeeeeeee

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user...You do realize that your friends' sister is attracted to you, right?

no she's weird she doesn't know how to hold a gun

Why would I let them near my guns? If they want funs they can buy their own.

I would

Wife shoots my guns more than I do

>Do you let your guns get infected by cooties?
Hell no.

no you wouldnt

women don't even touch me, how would they touch my guns?

user you idiot, she was using the Finnish Close combat tactic way to hold guns, you grab it by the magazine or barrel and beat the enemy over the head with it

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that seems ridiculous

no die yet

Go on, I gotta half chub and you might be able to get me the rest of the way. Did she do anything with her feet? What color socks? How high? Ankle? 3/4? Full calf?

Post more 'tism tales pls

how did you know I'm autistic?

LMAO

dumb frogposter

inb4 lonely posters

Based Bikini model poster. Welcome back I have seriously missed your presence.

that means *you* are not attracted to *her*, and that's fine, homo or not, but yeah dude. She thinks she might like you.

Did you touch her penis?

dude that's a myth she's hot your just fucking with me

Why would you hand her a firearm with a magazine in it?

Yes...I even teach them to shoot and encourage them to carry. If a woman ever interacts with any of you I think you should do the same.

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all my guns have magazines

but she had no interest in shooting she just wanted to look at them and touch them weird

Maybe shes more interested in the mechanical nature. Thats how I am these days. Im gonna make something blow forward soon it should be awful.

How about I come over to your house and blow some loads in your chamber?

No thanks.

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I'll use protection. I've got Oakleys and ear plugs. Afterwards I can lube and massage it down, so the it won't be so worn/beat.

Im really just not into dudes my guy.

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I can just ease one in the chamber, real slow like. Nice and gentle at first. Then when you're real comfortable I can start slamming it home, proper. Over and over again until its extremely warm, but pleasant. WORKING the slide Back and Forth, Back and Forth, Back and Forth. I can hear the marvelous moans now of the steel, gliding along steel, warmth, the smell circumventing the room.

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Ill admit youre making this sound pretty appealing but nah.

I hope you faggots follow your peers and kill yourselves.

I'm a guy. You can help us clean up when we're done, all that banging creates quite the mess
You know where to find me when you're ready -user

Cuck

bump

oh good I found the daily homo thread

now I can hide it

rude

JFC
>I could of fucked my friend's sister
>Decide instead to complain and draw pictures about it on a Laotian Spear-Fishing forum

Here user, you dropped this

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I don't get it

Then lurk until you do.

My girlfriend's not much of a gun person. She really didn't like it at first, but now's much more ambivalent. She just doesn't care for it. I'm gonna get more, so she's gonna have to live with that, but I could understand at first. Her brother was a turbonigger. I wouldn't mind her touching it, as long as she was being respectful of it.

Just because she's hanging out at his house doesn't mean she wants the D.

i did once she started posing with it like a thug then pointed it at me and laughed never hit a woman before came close just grabbed it and took it back aint spoke to her since

>Be me
>Girlfriend in my room
>Sees my Glock on the table next to my laptop
>Let a girlfriend handle my unloaded Glock 17...
>She drops it.
>Pretty sure the paint came out

mfw

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All my friends were females. I use to prefer being around them because they're usually nice, and eye candy.
I lost all my female friends because usually they want to leave their boyfriend for me after a while, and I don't like stealing some guys old lady. Don't sit right with me. I'm only interested in sex, not scummy enough to just tell them I'll date them then dump them after getting laid.
Now whenever I get together with a female in person it's only explicitly made out that it's for sexual reasons. So no I wouldn't let them touch my gun, I don't think a gun is really anything to talk about or do anything with at all in that sort of situation. Most females are lefties anyway, I don't want to have a argument about why their ignorant about the subject. I'm around them to have a nice jovial time, I don't want to talk about guns with them I want to talk about how pretty they'll look with my dick in their mouth.

oh no that's awful

holy cringe

Shamefur dispray.

You fucking idiota you could've at least tried.

Fuck yeah i do. I want my mom and 2 sisters to be able to defend themselves. They shouldn't be allowed to vote but they should be able to defend themselves from all the non-white animals out there.

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Last time I did she instaflagged me

oh no

patrician taste desu