Alphabet bois are knocking at your door, how do you treat your guests?

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Log on to Minecraft and give them my registered gun. When they turn their backs, use my Minecraft bow to shoot them in the back

Did you know,

>Garand thumb looks like a Bill nye the science guy and Elen degeneres had a bastard child that likes to LARP as a GI joe
>Garand thumb has literally ZERO combat experience and there is no legit evidence to back up otherwise
>Garand thumb is an NCO in the chair force, which puts him on the same level of experience as Nutnfancy who is also a retired Air force NCO
>Garand thumb is essentially a stolen valor

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Ask if they want a beer and give info of antisemites on 4channel

>Imagine not running 30+1

This post is of a satirical nature and by no means in any way, shape, or form should be taken seriously. I hereby absolve myself of any criminal intend, or wrong doing.

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fuck off glownigger
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"Howdy officer, how's yer day so far? Hope somethin' import'nt brought you all the way out here 'cause there's a lot of sex offenders, illegal immigrants, and drug dealers y'all haven't taken care of 'round the country."

>garand thumb
>"alphabet bois"
upvoted my fellow gunnit fren :)

BASTE

Nutnfancy was a Tanker Pilot, pretty sure that makes him commissioned.

>garand thumb is a LARPer
WOW!

The salted bait on this one.
>S-Stolen valor!
Made me chuckle.

Garand Thumb is an officer, former enlisted. Dude's a mustang. He was commissioned a few months ago.

Same way I greet Jehovah's Witnesses, political campaigners, Girl Scouts and the OP's Mom:

Throw the front door open while naked and slathered in olive oil with a massive erection and shout "You aren't the Asian hooker I ordered! Fuck off!" and slam the door.

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go suck his nondeployed dick homo

I seat them in my front parlor and offer them hot tea.

Lol them thinking they all hot shit, then they're actually hot and shit

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There are 3 appropriate responses here, depends on level of I'm fucked
>Answer the door politely
>Open the back door, stall for a few believable seconds and chuck my shoe as hard as I can at the fence and hope to draw someone. Now, there's a man with a death wish and a man who runs. Depends on your idea of freedom
>Turn on flight of the valkyries and start patrolling my house in a wife beater and socks

Did he steal your girlfriend? Kick your puppy? Your spamming this shit in every thread is just inverted fanboying and just as embarrassing

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Ok I'll bite. Hes a PJ in the airforce those guys are pretty hard

They will never find me, I am hiding behind 7 lawyers.

>pretending most of the posters on 4chins aren't JIDF

He is not a PH, he is a SERE Specialist/Instructor. Still pretty hard and a great job. And if I remember correctly it will be soon removed from Air Force Special Warfare.

PJ* phone posting

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>Release the kraken!

Could have sworn I read somewhere he was a PJ. Still SERE instructor is respectable in my book

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You’re a kook

Homo for stating a fact. Very edgy!

At first thats what I thought as well, but he said in some videos he teaches survival. Which explains why he lives in Washington where SERE school is. It would have been interesting if he went from PJ to CRO.

>not using your other 80% gun that isn’t registered
He won’t make it

>he doesn’t get the meme

call the cops, get them arrested

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What kind of PJ has time to post multiple videos a month?